Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 The problem with attacking England to turn it into an historical theme park is that if we fight IN England, we run the risk of destroying said historical places. So, we should duke it out somewhere else. New Jersey would be good. Any damage would just blend in with the day to day carnage. And think of the money we'd save, not to mention having home field advantage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: ... how can you handle the combined forces of our fair Queen, King Arthur & err Grog Dorosh(?) Simple. I'd get them a hotel room for the weekend. Someplace with vibrating beds and the Spice channel... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I thought Seanachai was dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 ... then we could have a problem. By any chance does the Governor of Minnesota have a moustache (they always lower midichlorian counts)? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: I thought Seanachai was dead. Why is that hideous faceless leper talking about me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I thought Seanachai was dead. Why is that hideous faceless leper talking about me? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: I thought Seanachai was dead. Why is that hideous faceless leper talking about me? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: A hockey mask isn't really a 'face'. Also, as you're a neo-con whore, you'd need to have 'two faces'. Yeah, but I'm an awesome neo-con whore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Yeah, but I'm an awesome neo-con whore. True. I can just see Karl Rove saying: I like you, Dalem. I'll commit vicious character assassination on you last... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Love Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Say now this place needs more sexy. Where all the white women at? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sergei: I bet you spend two weeks just calculating that, you duschbag! Actually less than a week...its all done by computer...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Ah, swell. Seanachai's trolling brings... trolls apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 I was just wondering... what would you get if you combined Dr. Love's wit with waltero's writing style? Would that not the worst poster in the history of the internet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Love Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I was just wondering... what would you get if you combined Dr. Love's wit with waltero's writing style? Would that not the worst poster in the history of the internet? How dare you Muthaf*ca! I hope he pees on you b*tch! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I was just wondering... what would you get if you combined Dr. Love's wit with waltero's writing style?Gaylord Focker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 23, 2005 Share Posted August 23, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I wonder if flamingknives, Soddball and Andreas would be willing to head up a democratically elected puppet government... Which one would have the hand up his arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Of course the population of the UK is about 56 million, and Minnesota's is only about 5 million. 5 million gnomes would probably fit into Scunthorpe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Even a fecking Brownie wouldn't be caught dead in Scunthorpe... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 RADLEY! CHANGE YOUR SIG LINE! As it turns out, you were actually wrong. Which keeps things nice and tidy, and the Universe on its correct course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 ... I can see it how, groups of 'em massing in the hills and pouring off the slopes and diving into major tributaries. Little pointy hats bobbing up and down or spinning on their backs as they float through the states to clog up locks and dams until they're deposited in deltas or flushed into the Gulf of Mexico. Sort of like salmon... a gnomic diaspora all heading for the promised land... Scunthorpe. [ August 23, 2005, 10:54 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Sort of like salmon... a gnomic diaspora all heading for the promised land... Scunthorpe. I hear gnomic diaspora can be treated with antibiotics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: RADLEY! CHANGE YOUR SIG LINE! As it turns out, you were actually wrong. Which keeps things nice and tidy, and the Universe on its correct course. I don't see this happening anytime soon. You see, your telling me that I was right, just shows that you were wrong. This should serve as a reminder to all of us that even though the universe may be hurtling toward entropy, there is still a governing force... some higher power, who, if you are quite still, quite receptive, you can hear whispering to you in the vastness of the cosmos. And it's saying; "Seanachai wears a corrective hat... hat... hat..." I would ask if all this makes you feel insignificant, but then I realize that watching "The Price is Right" makes you feel insignificant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: btw you were in the city and never invited me for a lunch time drink? You Swine!!! Ok,ok, I will be there this coming Monday as well so pick a pub and a time and I will honour you with my august presence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Exact gps co-ordinates please...you have to program them into the tomahawks these days... Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Somebody should really tell Boo that a Pak37 REALLY cannot penetrate a T-34 1000metres away… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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