Spiny Mouse Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: [/qb]You mentioned another Heroic National Guardsman? Where? Is he a SSN? Wait, an Officer is he? Too bad, I thought the class of folks in this joint was improving for a second, guess not. [/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Cutting and pasteing seems to be an insurmountable task for you. You were actually a leader of men in an Armored Division? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Mouse Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: Cutting and pasteing seems to be an insurmountable task for you. You were actually a leader of men in an Armored Division? Sigh... I bring you guys a cool song about moose and what I get in return is abuse. How about posting some more songs instead? I'm sure there are plenty out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 With a skill that knows no measure, From the golden store of Fate God, in His great love and wisdom, Made the rugged Granite State; Made the lakes, the fields, the forests; Made the Rivers and the rills; Made the bubbling, crystal fountains Of New Hampshire's Granite Hills. Old New Hampshire, Old New Hampshire Old New Hampshire Grand and Great We will sing of Old New Hampshire, Of the dear old Granite State Builded He New Hampshire glorious From the borders to the sea; And with matchless charm and splendor Blessed her for eternity. Here, the majesty of mountain; Here, the grandeur of the lake; Here, the truth as from the hillside Whence her crystal waters break. Old New Hampshire, Old New Hampshire Old New Hampshire Grand and Great We will sing of Old New Hampshire, Of the dear old Granite State Can anyone tell that I'm bored to tears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Nah Hampshahre? Ayuh, cahn't get they-ah from hee-ah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Spiny Mouse: That's "Spiny", My location? My email address may give some clue as to where I'm from. If you have the wit to figure it out. What I wouldn't do right now for a chicken fajhita... maybe some tortilla chips, a little salsa and lots of jalapino peppers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 You lot don't follow instructions well do you ... more dense than depleted uranium apparently. SSNs (Scum Sucking Newbies) are to be IGNORED unless or until they at LEAST show a profile with an email and a GENERAL location ... for example, apropos of nothing at all ... oh ... New Hampshire just to pick someplace out of thin air. We don't ask much around here ... with good reason since so few would be able to meet the requirement ... but we do ask THAT. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Mouse Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Ah, yes. The Granite State. Old New Hampshire. The song brings tears of joy and pride to my eyes. Thanks, Nidan. Bored? I'm sorry to hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Mouse Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: SSNs (Scum Sucking Newbies) are to be IGNORED unless or until they at LEAST show a profile with an email and a GENERAL location ... for example, apropos of nothing at all ... oh ... New Hampshire just to pick someplace out of thin air. Joe I suppose I am a Noob on the Peng threads. But, I've chuckled over them as a lurker long enough to know what to expect if I ever posted to one. And you guys haven't let me down. I just can't help but notice that, even though you were supposed to ignore me, you chose to have a little fun responding to me anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 yeah well how's this for fun!!!!!!!!!!!!! **BOOT** Quit with the smilies... if you HAVE been lurking that long you'll be aware this is a smilie free zone... **trundles of muttering under breath** another wannabe...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Spiny Mouse: I suppose I am a Noob on the Peng threads. But, I've chuckled over them as a lurker long enough to know what to expect if I ever posted to one. And you guys haven't let me down.And you haven't let us down either. Still no challenge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Mouse Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 "Post a location in your profile." "Don't use smilies." You guys are fond of your rules. I suppose it's important to find something in life to give you a sense of stability and meaning when you run into presumptuous SSNs. In a way I am disappointed. I figured that given the moose angle, you guys would have been able to come up with tons of good abuse. I mean, wasn't that a low hanging fruit, over ripe for you to pick and throw at the unsuspecting SSN? Or perhaps you guys have been falling asleep counting sheep so long that your imaginations can't contain the thought of a better animal. Or, instead of jumping on the Noob with the hokey moose song, you could post another song to top it. Now that would mean something. Spiny recklessly continues to post smilies, heedless of the consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hatred update… Yesterday morning 2 to 5am… couldn’t sleep and drinking the lab ethanol doesn’t seem to be helping, why won’t Seanachai answer my questions? Perhaps I should’ve mentioned the rifle butt fantasies? Yesterday morning 5 to11.30 am… I sleep dreaming of rifle butt’s & v42below Yesterday shower time 11.30am to 12.30pm… daydream about v42below slipping in the shower & cracking his head on the end of my rifle butt… Yesterday afternoon 12.30 to 2.30pm… I see that v42below has posted, I cannot tell you how much each & every detested word vexes me… I’d probably detest it only slightly less if he said the words I want to here ‘Doorknocker PLEASE put down the rifle & why’ve you got it the wrong way round?’ Yesterday afternoon 2.30 to 5.30pm… had a walk with friends, fed some duck’s, released a balloon… all spoilt by the crowds. I kept on seeing v42below… a fleeting glimpse here… a grinning inanity there… a shadow behind a shadow… all very disturbing… I wish I had my rifle… or a rifle Yesterday evening 5.30 to 9.00pm… Went to pub with friends… beer, crisps, pool… you know I don’t think a pool cue would be as much fun as a rifle butt Yesterday evening 9 to 12.30 am… I finish writing up some results but everything’s odd… According to the graph there is no optimum time for splitting open v42below’s neural cavity with a series of heavy dull impacts… This morning 12.30 to 4am… v42below wants to make me village idiot… he thinks flattery will get him anywhere? I’m STILL going to ‘release his potential’ with some major hot butt play… err rifle butt play This morning 4 to 9am… sleep, maybe I need more sleep… it can’t be healthy… well it sure beats having your brains beaten out I’d imagine This day 9am to 5pm… lot’s of staining, lot’s of hanging around, lot’s of waiting for my stain’s to develop, a bit of a quiet day really, what with all the staining & all… still it gave me lot’s of time to not think about v42below’s face & my butt… lot’s of time This evening 5pm to now… travelled home & wrote this, this thing… I think I’m getting better now… Peng that is one hell of an awful newbie… you need a Messiah pal? Cos I need a flock… sigh [ March 07, 2005, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around - 98 bottles of beer on the wall! 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall! . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Perhaps I should’ve mentioned the butt fantasies? I sleep dreaming of butts & v42below Yesterday shower time 11.30am to 12.30am… daydream about v42below slipping in the shower. I don’t think a pool cue would be as much fun as a butt. According to the graph there is no optimum time for splitting open v42below’s cavity . I’m STILL going to ‘release his potential’ with some major hot butt play. lot’s of waiting for my stain’s to develop, a bit of a quiet day really, what with all the staining & all… still it gave me lot’s of time to think about v42below’s face & my butt… lot’s of time. sigh Please stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Yesterday shower time 11.30am to 12.30am You shower for 13 hours? Even if you don't, Do you shower for an hour? Do you wish to smell like a flower? Is your normal aroma sour enough to make the masses cower? Does it give you power and make you tower over glade and bower? Or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: In case you're serious... [real life] Steve & I are friends. I trust him enough to feed him my own liquor and give him a sword to play with while I explain to him at length how and why his politics are all wrong and mine are right. Remember that many of us here in the Cesspool have actually met each other and hang out together. Papa Khann, Lars, Seanachai, me, and for a while Xyphorus, all live in the Twin Cities area. I know where all these buggers live and that keeps them in line.[/real life] Text sarcasm is lost on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Hatred update… Yesterday morning 2 to 5am… couldn’t sleep and drinking the lab ethanol doesn’t seem to be helping, why won’t Seanachai answer my questions? Perhaps I should’ve mentioned the rifle butt fantasies? Yesterday morning 5 to11.30 am… I sleep dreaming of rifle butt’s & v42below Yesterday shower time 11.30am to 12.30am… daydream about v42below slipping in the shower & cracking his head on the end of my rifle butt… Yesterday afternoon12.30 to 2.30pm… I see that v42below has posted, I cannot tell you how much each & every detested word vexes me… I’d probably detest it only slightly less if he said the words I want to here ‘Doorknocker PLEASE put down the rifle & why’ve you got it the wrong way round?’ Yesterday afternoon 2-30 to 5.30pm… had a walk with friends, fed some duck’s, released a balloon… all spoilt by the crowds. I kept on seeing v42below… a fleeting glimpse here… a grinning inanity there… a shadow behind a shadow… all very disturbing… I wish I had my rifle… or a rifle Yesterday evening 5-30 to 9.00pm… Went to pub with friends… beer, crisps, pool… you know I don’t think a pool cue would be as much fun as a rifle butt Yesterday evening 9 to 12.30 am… I finish writing up some results but everything’s odd… According to the graph there is no optimum time for splitting open v42below’s neural cavity with a series of heavy dull impacts… This morning 12.30 to 4am… v42below wants to make me village idiot… he thinks flattery will get him anywhere? I’m STILL going to ‘release his potential’ with some major hot butt play… err rifle butt play This morning 4to 9am… sleep, maybe I need more sleep… it can’t be healthy… well it sure beats having your brains beaten out I’d imagine This day 9am to 5pm… lot’s of staining, lot’s of hanging around, lot’s of waiting for my stain’s to develop, a bit of a quiet day really, what with all the staining & all… still it gave me lot’s of time to not think about v42below’s face & my butt… lot’s of time This evening 5pm to now… travelled home & wrote this, this thing… I think I’m getting better now… Peng that is one hell of an awful newbie… you need a Messiah pal? Cos I need a flock… sigh Now, I don't know why, but when I try to imagine our Village Idiot typing this stuff, I always see him as that crazy military guy from American Beauty, the one with the drug dealer son and wacko wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Hell Anton.... you got a STALKER!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Usher U got It Bad When you feel it in your body You found somebody who makes you change your ways Like hanging with your crew Said you act like you're ready But you don't really know And everything in your past - you wanna let it go I've been there, done it, f**ked around After all that - this is what I found Nobody wants to be alone If you're touched by the words in this song Then baby... U got it, u got it bad When you're on the phone Hang up and you call right back U got it, u got it bad If you miss a day without your friend Your whole life's off track You know you got it bad when you're stuck in the house You don't wanna have fun It's all you think about U got it bad when you're out with someone But you keep on thinkin' bout somebody else U got it bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Hell Anton.... you got a STALKER!!!!!!!!!! [smilies in this post were ruthlessly smitten] I know! It's kewl, and by "kewl" I mean totally sweet! I hear - if you feed them right - with time they turn into half-decent mortal enemies. Either that or die a slow and painful death, which can't be all that bad to watch either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: In case you're serious... [real life] Steve & I are friends. I trust him enough to feed him my own liquor and give him a sword to play with while I explain to him at length how and why his politics are all wrong and mine are right. Remember that many of us here in the Cesspool have actually met each other and hang out together. Papa Khann, Lars, Seanachai, me, and for a while Xyphorus, all live in the Twin Cities area. I know where all these buggers live and that keeps them in line.[/real life] Text sarcasm is lost on you. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 dalem, please answer my queries in reguards your post on that "other forum". Thankie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Love Alice™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Originally posted by Ales Dvorak: Love Alice™ Die Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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