MrSpkr Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 To Arms! To Arms! Some glory in their birth, some in their skill, Some in their wit, some in their taunting; Some in their postings, though these make us ill; Some in their tanks and guns they think daunting; And every good Knight hath his adjunct pleasure, Wherein he spews bitter bile on the rest; But these require wits as sharp as a razor, And in this the thread Waffle the Pool will best. To be of the Pool is better than high pow'r to me Richer than wealth, prouder than an SSN, Of more delight than Tiger platoons be. And, being here with my comrades, good Men; Though wretched they may be, I know the Cess Will always rise, and me within the mess. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: The Apocalypso is comingShake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time My girl's name is Senora. I tell you friends I adore her. When she dances oh, brother, she's a hurricane in all kinds of weather. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Rock your body, Child! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time You can talk about cha-cha, tango, waltz or the rhumba. Senora's dance has no title. Jump in the saddle hold on to the bridle. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Rock your body, Child! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time Senora she's a sensation, the reason for aviation. And fellas you've got to watch it. When she wind up she bottom, she go like a rocket. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Hoist those skirts a little higher! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Up the chimney! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time Senora dances calypso. Left to right is the tempo. And when she gets the sensation, she go up in the air come down in slow motion. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time [ November 25, 2003, 12:47 AM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2003 Author Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: The Apocalypso is comingShake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: The Apocalypso is comingShake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinetree Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Oh Dalem,where for art thou? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 25, 2003 Author Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Pinetree: Oh Dalem,where for art thou? If he wasn't, you pillock, who would take care of Sten the dog and Joe the cat? SSNs need to think these things through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinetree Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 why should I think?It only hurts and gets me into trouble.Look at Dalem,when he thinks, I can hear him scream from here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozi_digger Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: ***snip*** We have all sorts of ranks and.... a variety of household pets. ***snip*** Wanders in from rolling in the mud and acknowledgies Queenie with a wag of the tail... Thinks his name has been called out by Seeinayecat and romps over for a scratch behind the ear. What's wrong, don't you like muddy paws on your gnome outfit? Hmmm, don't like the look of that rolled-up newspaper.... Sniffs at water bowl... hmm, who put beer in here? Must'v'bin Mace. Slop, slop, slop. Itchy nads.... lies on side and spreads legs.... lick, lick, lick.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I bring a sense of culture, of art, a certain bit of style..... Steve That would be: Culture - as in leftover pizza on the floor when you family goes away. Art - would have to be finger painting with slops and food bits on the floor where you pass out, your twitching whilst comatose would be the key factor. Style - as in NONE. Zilch. Not a skerrick, let alone saying you have 'a bit'... You might feel better, but it can only be the pause between drinking bouts. Seanachai and you have a lot in common. Lawyer ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Itchy nads.... lies on side and spreads legs.... lick, lick, lick.... Disgusting. *BOOT* Get out, you mangy critter ! Noba. (Note: Jealousy has nothing to do with it....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Croda: So you bloody lot are in Africa now, eh? I hate bloody Africa. Makes you say things like 'bloody' a lot. Why? Who the hell knows? Is there a CMAK cheat code that you can enter to make your guys all yell: "Rommel, you magnificent sunuvabitch, I READ YOUR BOOK!" Croda you pathetic non-posting draffsack. There is a CMAK code that anyone can use after you purchase the game. That is to hit the go button and watch our pixel-truppen smash your poor troops and grind them into the sands. Never mind that you are on my list of never beaten, I can overlook your lack of posting to protect your record. It's time to step out from behind that sand hill and put yourself in the firing line. Either send a setup from the demo, or forever be pasted as the most carminative wretch in the 'pool. (You can of course take the option of waiting for the full version) We have patience....... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by ozi_digger: Itchy nads.... lies on side and spreads legs.... lick, lick, lick.... *enters Grue* Grue fix nasty itch in kind, caring Grue way. <font size = 8>*SNIP* *SNIP*</font> *discards scissors* There. [ November 25, 2003, 05:29 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Sigh. Pillocks and ingrates, the lot of you. Except gjk (not worthy of capitalizing, let alone bolding), who is of course beneath contempt. I bring a sense of culture, of art, a certain bit of style, and you neanderthals are incapable of appreciating it. Of course, it did work everyone into a tizzy, and left Seanachai discombobulated, so it wasn't a total loss. Heck, I call that a win-win situation. Thanks, fellas. I feel better now. Steve Ha! Liar!! You never recovered your senses after I FLOGGED YOU AS THE FRENCH in Ye Good Olde CM Mk#1!!! Come again??? AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by ozi_digger: Itchy nads.... lies on side and spreads legs.... lick, lick, lick.... *enters Grue* Grue fix nasty itch in kind, caring Grue way. <font size = 8>*SNIP* *SNIP*</font> *discards scissors* There. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozi_digger Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: *enters Grue* Grue fix nasty itch in kind, caring Grue way. *SNIP* *SNIP* *discards scissors* There. I take it that this means household pet is now emasculated household pet? What's the phone number of that Bobbins bloke's doctor? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 ppsss: I cometh and then mayst fadeth away....... ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Itchy nads.... lies on side and spreads legs.... lick, lick, lick.... Disgusting. *BOOT* Get out, you mangy critter ! Noba. (Note: Jealousy has nothing to do with it....) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF: Ha!<font size = 10> HeeeEEEEeeee's back! </font> welcome back, cobber. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: The Apocalypso is comingShake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time My girl's name is Senora. I tell you friends I adore her. When she dances oh, brother, she's a hurricane in all kinds of weather. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Rock your body, Child! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time You can talk about cha-cha, tango, waltz or the rhumba. Senora's dance has no title. Jump in the saddle hold on to the bridle. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Rock your body, Child! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time Senora she's a sensation, the reason for aviation. And fellas you've got to watch it. When she wind up she bottom, she go like a rocket. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Hoist those skirts a little higher! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Up the chimney! Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time Senora dances calypso. Left to right is the tempo. And when she gets the sensation, she go up in the air come down in slow motion. Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Somebody help me! Jump in the line rock your body in time. O-kay! I believe you. Jump in the line rock your body in time. Oh! Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake your body line Shake, shake, shake Senora, shake it all the time Work, work, work Senora, work your body line Work, work, work Senora, work it all the time </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF: Ha!<font size = 10> HeeeEEEEeeee's back! </font> welcome back, cobber. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF: Ha!<font size = 10> HeeeEEEEeeee's back! </font> welcome back, cobber. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Guess someone plugged the phone line back in. Nice to see you again Sir AJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Nice start to a New Thread.. Both Croda and my Long Lost Bro AJ posting... Welcome Home Speaking of lost titles.. If I am Queen and AJ is my Long Lost Bro, wouldn't that make him a Prince or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Nice start to a New Thread.. Both Croda and my Long Lost Bro AJ posting... Welcome Home Speaking of lost titles.. If I am Queen and AJ is my Long Lost Bro, wouldn't that make him a Prince or somefink? The Queen has spoken, however even considering the idea of making AJ a prince is quite horrifying indeed. Just think of what that would do to his already inflated dome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF: You never recovered your senses after I FLOGGED YOU AS THE FRENCH in Ye Good Olde CM Mk#1!!!Yes, yes, in the old "I'm-a-gamey-MG-rushing-Aussie-git" fashion. You must be so proud. I'll wipe the floor with you in the rematch. 2000 pts, CMAK. You -- French Attack(*snigger*), January 1943, Tunisia, rural, no trees, minor hills, clear weather, daytime, infantry, no casualties, full ammo, fit, green. Me -- German Defense, combined arms, no casualties, full ammo, fit, veterans. Die. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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