Speedy Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I see some of the new chums have come by! Is everyone making them feel welcome and valued? Don't tell me you had something to do with that. Why is that not a surprise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: whilst the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread has worked it's fingers to the bone protecting and defending the Sacred CessPool.And WHO was here to protect the honour of our faire Queen Emma from an Aussie pretender? Was it you, sir? WAS IT YOU? I will expect your apology shortly. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: You're still wrong, though. Still, let's not let facts get in the way of abusing an entire species. Cherry Waffles are a virus... I really don't think that constitutes a species Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Steve MrSpkr it shouldn't fall to ME to point out the obvious fallacy in your so-called line of reasoning. Consider the PRECEDENTS MrSpkr, the PRESCEDENTS![/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm probably going to be exiled. I hate Van Morrison. 'twas nice knowin' ya... well, no it wasn't. I hear that Elba is lovely this time-o-year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I see some of the new chums have come by! Is everyone making them feel welcome and valued? Yeah, I see you brought them back with you. Next time you're out in strange threads, WEAR A CONDOM! Hopefully we can cler up this Cherry Waffle with a shot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: THE LINKS, SIR ... What kinda links you lokking for? Soddball's the missing link... that what you're looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: And WHO was here to protect the honour of our faire Queen Emma from an Aussie pretender? Was it you, sir? WAS IT YOU? I will expect your apology shortly. No, it was me, so its still lookin' like... Justacarrot: 1 Indecision: 0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 It has been brought to my attention (Peng held my head up from where it had fallen on the desk, and showed me 3x5 cards that he'd written the relevent posts on), that there has been some muttering about my 'godhood'. It has been implied that I am not simply a 'god', pure and simple, good at all godly stuff, but that people feel that I have to be a god 'of something', like wine, or parking ramps, or kiwi fruits or something. I would laugh this concept to scorn, normally, but then I got to thinking (something most of you only read about in books; or would, if you could read). Perhaps I should concentrate. Have a 'divine focus' as it were. But what? And then it hit me (Peng allowed my head to thump back down on the desktop with a rather meaty sound): I proclaim myself the god of the Apocalypso All you Anthropomorphic Personifications of Elemental Forces are working for me, now. Get busy. I want to see some progress reports regarding the End Times chop-chop. Also, I'm not happy about the way you lot are running this Forum. Do you realize the dreadful and uncalled for language that is being used out there by some posters? What're you doing about it, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Do you realize the dreadful and uncalled for language that is being used out there by some posters? What're you doing about it, eh? I'm also thankful I don't have your potty mouth, godhead or no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I proclaim myself the god of the ApocalypsoAnd we the Horsemen tell you to sod off. God of the Apocalypso, yeah right. You couldn't even get Carbon to hate you. You, sir, are ba failure, not a God at all Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Work all night on a drink of rum Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Stack idiots till de apocalyso come Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Come, Mister Horseman, tally me my morons Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Come, Mister Horseman, tally me my morons Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day-o, day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Beautiful bunch of clueless wankers Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Hide the deadly professional trollers Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Lift six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Six foot, seven foot, eight foot bunch Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day, me say day-ay-ay-o Apocalyso come and me wan' go home Day, me say day, me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o [ November 26, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Here's an idea! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm probably going to be exiled. I hate Van Morrison. I'll pray for you.......but I also agree with you my Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I’m thankful I’m not a cherry waffle. Were I a cherry waffle, I’d have rage and buggery issues, no doubt about it. This is why I’m thankful not to be a cherry waffle. It's really just as well you have no issues with buggery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: THE LINKS, SIR ... What kinda links you lokking for? Soddball's the missing link... that what you're looking for? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: And then it hit me (Peng allowed my head to thump back down on the desktop with a rather meaty sound): I proclaim myself the god of the Apocalypso All you Anthropomorphic Personifications of Elemental Forces are working for me, now. You effing clueless wally. You twit. You honourable Kentdweller, you afterthought of evolution, who the effing eff do you think you are? You do not have the clout to proclaim yourself the God of recently deceased pubic lice, let alone the God of anything as important as we (and I am speaking solely of us here) are. So get back under your stone and whimper at not being hated by anyone. Not enough anyway that they would bother to let you know about it anyway. Shove off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: that there has been some muttering about my 'godhood'. It has been implied that I am not simply a 'god', pure and simple, good at all godly stuff, Stop....no, say it isn't so. I'm so confused. Who is it that I pray to now if you are NOT a god. Someone, help me. My god is now not a god? My god, what am I to do. Lord knows (?) I can't pray to Berli, why would I want to. And Joe Shaw......laughable. I can't bring myself to even bold his name. Everytime I return to the board Mr. Shaw is alway embroiled in controversy of some sort or another. It always seems to center around absofreekinlutely nothing too. Never has one member of the Cesspool typed so much, but said so little as Joe Shaw. I'd pray for his soul, but I don't know who to pray to now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 You can always pray to Famine. He does have even less fans than Pestilence. (One would not think it possible). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: THE LINKS, SIR ... What kinda links you lokking for? Soddball's the missing link... that what you're looking for? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 Deary, deary me. Looks like some of my new putative henchmen are feeling the stress of the change in management. Perhaps I should have the HR people sit down with you lot and sort out your attitude problems? We're looking at some very, very disturbing performance reviews right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by bauhaus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: that there has been some muttering about my 'godhood'. It has been implied that I am not simply a 'god', pure and simple, good at all godly stuff, Stop....no, say it isn't so. I'm so confused. Who is it that I pray to now if you are NOT a god. Someone, help me. My god is now not a god? My god, what am I to do. Lord knows (?) I can't pray to Berli, why would I want to. And Joe Shaw......laughable. I can't bring myself to even bold his name. Everytime I return to the board Mr. Shaw is alway embroiled in controversy of some sort or another. It always seems to center around absofreekinlutely nothing too. Never has one member of the Cesspool typed so much, but said so little as Joe Shaw. I'd pray for his soul, but I don't know who to pray to now. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Deary, deary me. Looks like some of my new putative henchmen are feeling the stress of the change in management. Perhaps I should have the HR people sit down with you lot and sort out your attitude problems? We're looking at some very, very disturbing performance reviews right now. Now THAT, by Gawd (not you Seanachai I've not seen the PROOF that we spoke of earlier and you're no better than a DemiGawd to me until then) is an Oxymoron for you ... GAWD'S HR Department. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I've not seen the PROOF that we spoke of earlier and you're no better than a DemiGawd to me until then Joe Look, in order to reveal my godhood I can send some scantily clad tart who has lost her moral compass to your door while your wife is visiting family, but given that I'm now the God of the Apocalypso, the Universe will simply end when she gets there and you open the door and she gives you a smile. Is that what you want? Shaw, you have to come to grips with the fact that, as the God of the Apocalypso, the only way to prove my godhood would be...rather final. Although the soundtrack will be great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted November 27, 2003 Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: THE LINKS, SIR ... What kinda links you lokking for? Soddball's the missing link... that what you're looking for? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 27, 2003 Author Share Posted November 27, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: I'm also thankful I don't have your potty mouth, godhead or no. I was simply expressing myself in the traditional manner of my people. Your disparagement of the multicultural diversity of this Board has been duly noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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