Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hiram, dearest...Well, I'd say start with his brain, but his responses to me indicate he hasn't one as he can't seem to READ AND COMPREHEND my posts! So...your choice, dear. As to his address...I'll see what I can find. But *you* are much better at tracking down people than I, or shall I remind you of the "Yorick Incedent" again. You were brilliant with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You know what guys? I think *I* may well be on my way to my OWN "mortal enemy"! My dear lady I congratulate you on your possible acquisition of a ‘mortal enemy’ (I like the term nemesis myself) for I think we can all agree here in this place, at this time, in this company that enemies are indeed far more precious than friends and often more interesting…</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Okay...I guess I give up. This Mord person is hopelessly dense. I don't think I *want* him as a mortal enemy. He'd bore me to death nitpicking my every comment while still not understanding WHAT I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: And I don't think I can "nag" him into being my mortal enemy. *sigh*I suggest you give it a try on Hiram first. Oh please, please, please.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 [ December 10, 2004, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You were not around when I first came on the scene, so I'll let it slide. And while I was not in the same league as The Great and Terrible Peng and company, my posting style was such that it took many here MONTHS to accept that I was not Hiram posting under another name. I flamed and spewed forth bile such as none here had ever expected of a...female... S'truth. But we all just took it for granted that if Hiram were to have a feminine personality, it would be wittier and more enteraining than his masculine* side. *If you can call it that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Did I miss an edit? Purely meant to be tongue in cheek, Milady. My apologies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 For clarification purposes only...it wasn't you guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: You were not around when I first came on the scene, so I'll let it slide. And while I was not in the same league as The Great and Terrible Peng and company, my posting style was such that it took many here MONTHS to accept that I was not Hiram posting under another name. I flamed and spewed forth bile such as none here had ever expected of a...female... S'truth. But we all just took it for granted that if Hiram were to have a feminine personality, it would be wittier and more enteraining than his masculine* side. *If you can call it that. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: And he was suppose to become a knight again depending on the result of his battle against me. And he's losing..against Italians. Oddly enough I haven't seen a turn from him in months.... Stikky, it was upon completion of the battle that I was to become a knight, regardless of the result. So that is not the reason for my lack of turn sending. I blame you and, of course, Grog Dorosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: You call that a <font size=6>BOOT! </font>? You little limp footed pansy perhaps you’ve been learning your technique off one of the ‘four dwarfs'. I however have been trained by my liege in the ways of the <font size=6>BOOT! </font> and I can tell you that when you <font size=6>BOOT! </font> you should fecking <font size=6>BOOT! </font> like you mean it. Indeed the <font size=6>BOOT!</font> should seem MEAN when in fact it is probably a merciful <font size=6>BOOT!</font> . Clearly you can’t be a <font size=6>BOOT! </font> knight until you’ve been a serf or squire so you’ve never been a <font size=6>BOOT! </font> fecking knight! I can barely believe that the Justicar & the Olde ones lets you off the hook with a squireship but I suspect it was more out of respect for the Queen and not on account of any fecking <font size=6>BOOT! </font> merit. Now <font size=6>BOOT! </font> buggar off or I’ll <font size=6>BOOT! </font> be forced to teach you this soddin <font size=6>BOOT! </font> lesson again… oh & just one more thing <font size=6>BOOT!!! </font> I have to say, up until this moment, I have never seen someone kick themselves 13 times just to try and prove a point. I hope that hurt. By the way, who does this thing belong to again? What is it doing walking around without a leash and a muzzle? My, the standards around here have dropped! When will the knights remember that with squires comes not only great entertainment, but also responsibility. Especially when the cranial circumference of the squire is as tiny as implied by this one's username. Good day to you! <font size=8>SPLAT!!! </font> Aah, crap! Bloody perfect! The damn thing has left a Christmas present on the only clean part of the Cesspool - the way out. Come here and lick this off my shoe, sparky, lest I give you a side swipe BOOT to wipe it on your side. That's a good boy. Run along now, I'm sure your master is already looking for you and has lots of fun things *shudder* planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Quit throwing my name around like a friggen hackey-sack thingy or else I may go bonkers on you filthy fecking pillow biters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Quit throwing my name around like a friggen hackey-sack thingy or else I may go bonkers on you filthy fecking pillow biters. So you're making new friends in GF are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 stikky, I'm now going to apologize for all those horrid misspellings of your screenname. I think you managed to diffuse a situation that I was apparently unable to. Thank you. This doesn't mean I won't torture you in the future, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Lady Moraine, I'm now going to apologize for the copious amounts of beers I'm going to consume and for the hours of dancing around your supine figure AFTER I GET OFF FROM WORK!!! I will wade knee deep in Lake Noookie and climb those grand tetons whilst leaving my footprints everywhere!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I believe it's called a "chunder" down there.I know that. Do you really think I care? I like 'chuck' and I will use it. If they have any sense, they too will take it up. Which, I suppose, takes it out of the realm of possibility... As for the egg thingy, seeing as how any kind of "balance" isn't really an Aussie forte, I don't see that happening. Good point. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Hiram, my dear...I take it you don't have to work tomorrow. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I believe it's called a "chunder" down there.I know that. Do you really think I care? I like 'chuck' and I will use it. If they have any sense, they too will take it up. Which, I suppose, takes it out of the realm of possibility... As for the egg thingy, seeing as how any kind of "balance" isn't really an Aussie forte, I don't see that happening. Good point. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: ...Mr. Emrys has been a BAD influence on me...My dear, you fill me with pride and elation. Michael [ December 10, 2004, 02:12 PM: Message edited by: Michael Emrys ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: Perhaps you should leave the true hatred, the sh!t slinging, the bitter jibes, vile threats, bloodcurdling accusations, the nervous breakdowns, the drugs, the booze, the vomit, the phlegm & brutal savage combat of nemeses to the men around here… It's what we were put on this once fine planet for Just the kind of callow, sexist gasconade one would expect from a green, unseasoned squire. Nice to see you right on schedule. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: I have to say, up until this moment, I have never seen someone kick themselves 13 times just to try and prove a point. I hope that hurt. By the way, who does this thing belong to again? What is it doing walking around without a leash and a muzzle? My, the standards around here have dropped! When will the knights remember that with squires comes not only great entertainment, but also responsibility. Especially when the cranial circumference of the squire is as tiny as implied by this one's username. Good day to you! <font size=8>SPLAT!!! </font> Aah, crap! Bloody perfect! The damn thing has left a Christmas present on the only clean part of the Cesspool - the way out. Come here and lick this off my shoe, sparky, lest I give you a side swipe BOOT to wipe it on your side. That's a good boy. Run along now, I'm sure your master is already looking for you and has lots of fun things *shudder* planned. [/QB]37mm stares at the screen open mouthed, his mind swirling with shock… he reaches for the 12 gauge, begins to turn it on himself & then decides… NO I’m better than this, this, this, THIS… arsehole licking nobody. Do you even know who I am? I’m the fecking Messiah you little fricking git! That means I not only have an infinite love of Peng but I also have an infinite ability to forgive myself. You talk to me of ‘dropping standards’ yet you don’t have ANY standards stool for brains, you are an SSN who for reasons that I don’t yet quite understand has been made a squire… but although you’re technically a squire you’re not a real one. You are less, LESS worthy of squireship than stickypiss! Stickypiss for Christ’s sake… if stickypiss was cow dung he’d not be worthy of fertilizing fields. Do you know what cow dung must do to fertilize a field? It just has to rot! Stickypiss isn’t worthy of being called a rotting piece of **** & yet he is STILL a more worthy squire than you… look Vdumbass the waffle thread was created for a purpose. It is here to house the people who just aren’t going to make it in the Peng challenge thread. You’ve been here for a year AND A HALF and yet your ‘claim to fame’ is… it is not being a proper Knight! Just stickypiss off! Oh and Before I forget… <font size=9>BOOT!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: 37mm stares at the screen open mouthedOi, what's this self-bolding of your name? That's only available for someone of MBT importance, like me! Don't make me fetch the Justicar or his sidekick Boo assistant Justicar and skitch them on your scrawny arse. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: 37mm stares at the screen open mouthedOi, what's this self-bolding of your name? That's only available for someone of MBT importance, like me! Don't make me fetch the Justicar or his sidekick Boo assistant Justicar and skitch them on your scrawny arse. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 11, 2004 Share Posted December 11, 2004 Good evening Aussies and layabout Limeys. 37mm and I were supposed to play an online battle....because he has insomnia or something...then I find out he is in here, blathering as usual...you cant find good help these days. Oh well maybe I'll go to bed now, so you can play 99 bottles of beer on the wall...or somefink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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