dalem Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 This is Pengworld. Here on Pengworld, I make the best thread titles, I make the best versifications, and my opponents are often seen writhing in the grip of my superior play. So what do YOU do on Pengworld? If you're still reading this you are no doubt an SSN - which means you are weak and formless, a Scum Sucking Newbie. You will be witty without being twitty. You will dance for our amusement - you will challenge something of equally low stature to a game and report on't. You will sound off as if you've GOT a pair, without sounding off ABOUT your pair. You will treat the she-kaniggets, i.e. Ladies of the Pool, with respect. Most importantly of all, you will Sod Off. [ December 04, 2004, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: dalem ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 This is the best Peng thread title ever!!! And the spelling is perfect!!!! How about some versifications? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Feh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Patchy: This is the best Peng thread title ever!!! And the spelling is perfect!!!! How about some versifications? You just made his day and ruined ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 *sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 *snuff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 4, 2004 Author Share Posted December 4, 2004 Originally posted by Patchy: This is the best Peng thread title ever!!! And the spelling is perfect!!!! How about some versifications? Hey, I never claimed anything about the spelling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 Boo Hoo tsk tsk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I make the best thread titlesYou are an idiot and your title sucks I make the best versificationsYou are an idiot and your prose is painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Here on Pengworld, I......love to put macaroni up my nose and run around on all fours." Yes, dalem, I always suspected as much, if not in those specific details, then certainly something in that genre. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: Boo Hoo Me Boo. Who you? (Rose: Why are you talking like that? Me: Dunno, but it's Grog Dorosh. I've learned that you better humor him or he goes off on a tizzy.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 5, 2004 Author Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Here on Pengworld, I......love to put macaroni up my nose and run around on all fours." Yes, dalem, I always suspected as much, if not in those specific details, then certainly something in that genre. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 5, 2004 Author Share Posted December 5, 2004 Joe the Cat caught and ate a centipede tonight. Munched it right down. It was pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Don't suppose you can get a centipede to munch Joe the Cat? That would be very cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 ... or Joe the Justicat That would be more cool than a chest freezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoolaman Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Patchy: This is the best Peng thread title ever!!! And the spelling is perfect!!!! How about some versifications? Don't know about versifications But I solemnly decree The thread title should henceforth be referred to As SWOTPC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Hoolaman: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Patchy: This is the best Peng thread title ever!!! And the spelling is perfect!!!! How about some versifications? Don't know about versifications But I solemnly decree The thread title should henceforth be referred to As SWOTPC. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: dalem your title sucks but I did find portions, PORTIONS mind you, of the rules to be adequate. For YOU that's tremendous progress.Yeah, but he still hits his forehead with the ice cream cone. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Joe the Cat caught and ate a centipede tonight. Munched it right down. It was pretty cool. Eeek!, you have centipedes running around your house? Try them with a little balsamic vinegar and shallots, stir fry about a minute with two tablespoons of peanut oil, and serve over saffron rice....why should the cat get all the nutrition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: ... or Joe the Justicat That would be more cool than a chest freezer. "Chest freezer"? What's that, a bra made out of ice? (Or in Joe's case a "Bro".) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: ... or Joe the Justicat That would be more cool than a chest freezer. "Chest freezer"? What's that, a bra made out of ice? (Or in Joe's case a "Bro".) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: ... or Joe the Justicat That would be more cool than a chest freezer. "Chest freezer"? What's that, a bra made out of ice? (Or in Joe's case a "Bro".) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 When I'm in Pengworld I often dalem, I mean wet my pants. Pretty much daily. No, not dalem, daily. Wouldn't want to mention him in one of my posts. He gets in a dalem, I nean hissy, the big hissy-sissy-blouse. Oh, dalem, you can't sail him but he smokes salem and camel and weeeeed! dalem we wont fail him nor will we bail him out of the pokey! dalem he's no holy grailem I say we mail him across the seeeeaaa! dalem you can cocktail him but don't flail him it makes him crankieeee!!! Some of the worst verse you'll ever curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 6, 2004 Author Share Posted December 6, 2004 My favorite quote from this weekend's social activities: "Yeah, I was out of my mind. I was jonesing for some crack so bad that I smoked a piece of cupcake I found on the floor." It's good to have interesting friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: My favorite quote from this weekend's social activities: "Yeah, I was out of my mind. I was jonesing for some crack so bad that I smoked a piece of cupcake I found on the floor."Was that Joe the Cat or the centipede? Or the centipede within Joe the Cat? Or was it just Joe the Justicat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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