_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hey, the only person I've ever had a problem with in 2,500+ posts on these boards is an admitted National Socialist. Now that I think about it, I got into it with someone who doesn't like the official version of 9/11. But that is soooooo 2003ish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2004 Author Share Posted February 1, 2004 You figure out how to do that "twice the size" thing for other body parts and you'll be a rich, rich maggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: You figure out how to do that "twice the size" thing for other body parts and you'll be a rich, rich maggot. If you were as good at sending turns as you were at making lame jokes, well, I don't know what you'd be but it would be better than what you are right now. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2004 Author Share Posted February 1, 2004 You really want to see the last turn? You done stepped in it now, boy. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 MA<font size=+1>AA</font><font size=+2>AG</font><font size=+3>GG</font><font size=+4>GG</font><font size=+5>GOOOTTTSSSSS!!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: And I know for a fact some of the Cheery Wafflers don't appreciate foul language. LOL Which ones? Masked profanity like "****e" and "feckin'" isn't foul? "Nads" isn't foul? "My wives are lubricating themselves," isn't foul? "Nature's penis enlarger isn't foul?" "sweaty wrestler cracks" isn't foul? "You've been banging boys too long" isn't foul? Come on, dude. =) Kitty</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30ot6 Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: What's this???! Peng Challengers in the Thread of Angry Faces and Hot, Angry TNT????! :mad: Fie on you, Wafflers! Where is your proper sense of rivalry and hatred(grargrrh)? Do you not know that it is your bound duty to hate all things Peng(grarrghh)??? I have lost faith in mankind...he cannot love, he cannot hate; the world has become filled with crude humor and mediocrity(grrargh). Woe on you, Wafflers(aargrgrag)! This opportunity for redemption I show to you: leave your petty CM squabbles, and embark upon this noble path(rrargh): permanent feuding with all Pengers! To the death! No quarter given! Pour upon them endless streams of hot, angry TNT! Only by this can you redeem yourselves, and be free from the swarming masses of mediocrity and wretchedness! True love or true hate; that is your destiny(ggrrag). I have chosen love; but yours must be the path of hate(arararararg). To war! Do not falter, for this is your hope! Death to the Peng Challengers(gragh)! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by 30ot6: :mad: :mad: :mad: What's this???! Peng Challengers in the Thread of Angry Faces and Hot, Angry TNT????! :mad: Fie on you, Wafflers! Where is your proper sense of rivalry and hatred(grargrrh)? Do you not know that it is your bound duty to hate all things Peng(grarrghh)??? I have lost faith in mankind...he cannot love, he cannot hate; the world has become filled with crude humor and mediocrity(grrargh). Woe on you, Wafflers(aargrgrag)! This opportunity for redemption I show to you: leave your petty CM squabbles, and embark upon this noble path(rrargh): permanent feuding with all Pengers! To the death! No quarter given! Pour upon them endless streams of hot, angry TNT! Only by this can you redeem yourselves, and be free from the swarming masses of mediocrity and wretchedness! True love or true hate; that is your destiny(ggrrag). I have chosen love; but yours must be the path of hate(arararararg). To war! Do not falter, for this is your hope! Death to the Peng Challengers(gragh)! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Do you know, you're so CUTE when you are that angry....little red cheeks all a-glow.... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by 30ot6: To war! Do not falter, for this is your hope! Death to the Peng Challengers(gragh)!This from Mr 'oooh, I made all of 33 posts SSN and think I am therefor great and worthy enough to lead the waffles!' Pffffft! The only challenges we face from the likes of 30ot6 is how to remove his remains from the hard-to-reach crevises of our boots when we unknowingly stomp on him, and whether to acknowledge 30ot6's terminated existance by feeling pitty for his squished maggot-infested carcus after the event! However 30ot6, here's an invitation to drop over to the MBT and challenge someone (Keep away from we seniors kinnigets however. We have better things to do like be pretentious and egocentric). I'm sure someone there would like to decorate the castle wall with your head! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Becket: Keke and I are only a few turns in, but this one's going to be spectacular. If you haven't checked out the City by the Sea map, you should, it's fantastic. Now, to bring religion to Cakey's fiendish Huns.After setting up that game for you guys, I decided I liked the look of it so much I've started a QB PBEM :mad: Remember to give me the occasional update on the consistency and frequency of your TNT-packed encounters. Lovingly annotated pictures would be especially nice :mad: Axe, you maggot, thanks for Spyhunter :mad: I spent many a happy afternoon feeding 10p pieces into that thing and it provided me with valuable training for life as her Majesty's secret servant. To relive my misspent youth I've just ordered Midway Arcade Treasures for the PS2, which should be released on Friday – you must be a bally mind-reader :mad: And I’m with Cuddly Dave … I believe profanity merely exposes a poverty of language and does nothing to make arguments, jokes or comments any more lucid or convincing, especially on a public forum. But I’m coming to the conclusion I’m old before my time and ill-equipped to cope with life in the Noughties. Hopefully turns will be sent out to all maggots later today. Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Fine. **** you then. Soddball, it was fun but game's off. I'll go back to the other thread I guess if I don't get banned. And then again, who cares? *shrug* Here's hoping you never own any pets. Kitty Can we all take a deep breath? FWIW, I didn't like any of the pictures, posted, linked to or whatever. Entrails and dead cats are a bridge too far in the Cheery Waffle thread. So no more. Pictures of sploding TNT are right in. Pictures of sploding animals and the like (even the dead whale in Taiwan) are way out. Got it? So let's have a sanity check here. RGRAGRG and jokes about silly stuff are fine, but I think, Nevermind, that your failure to spot the sensitivity of the situation was a mistake. I appreciate that it's tricky on a forum to pick up on these things, but 'tippy-toeing' around them is what you have to do. Kitty, I think that a couple of bad posts shouldn't ruin the potential of ARGHRGARR which your visits bring. The Wafflers haven't had experience of you in the way that the Pengers had. I daresay there were a few clashes at the beginning there, too? So - deep breath, more TNT, no entrails. A whole post without :mad: . What am I turning into? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: A whole post without :mad: . What am I turning into? AAAAAAAAAAAGHRGHGGRGHGHGRHGHRGHRGHRGHRGHRGRGHGHGRGHGRH!!! Allow me, you festering puss oozed apartment home for retired maggots! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2004 Author Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: A whole post without :mad: . What am I turning into? A Right Reverend of TNT. :mad: :mad: Pass the collection plate, AND SEND BACK MY 5000 POINT GAME!!!!! None of this, "I'm at me birds" dribble either. Maggot. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2004 Author Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by 30ot6: :mad: :mad: What's this???! Peng Challengers in the Thread of Angry Faces and Hot, Angry TNT????! :mad: Fie on you, Wafflers! Where is your proper sense of rivalry and hatred(grargrrh)? Do you not know that it is your bound duty to hate all things Peng(grarrghh)??? I have lost faith in mankind...he cannot love, he cannot hate; the world has become filled with crude humor and mediocrity(grrargh). Woe on you, Wafflers(aargrgrag)! This opportunity for redemption I show to you: leave your petty CM squabbles, and embark upon this noble path(rrargh): permanent feuding with all Pengers! To the death! No quarter given! Pour upon them endless streams of hot, angry TNT! Only by this can you redeem yourselves, and be free from the swarming masses of mediocrity and wretchedness! True love or true hate; that is your destiny(ggrrag). I have chosen love; but yours must be the path of hate(arararararg). To war! Do not falter, for this is your hope! Death to the Peng Challengers(gragh)! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: What am I turning into? Oh, oh, pick me, pick me!! *waves arm frantically in the air* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: The smilie AFV you've linked too is sporting a 50mm main cannon when any grog would know it was actually up gunned to a 75mm by the time the dual machine guns were added. Try not to display your ignorance for all to see Snarker. *mutters* 50mm. Stupid newbie. *grumble* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: you must be a bally mind-reader Well, it's pretty easy with the dearth of material around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 So coffee, tea or both? Me: Coffee, black. Tea -Earl Grey, black, two sugars. -Chamomile before bed. And why yes, I do wear slippers and a housecoat. I, like Edward, am old before my time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Becket Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: So coffee, tea or both? Me: Coffee, black. Tea -Earl Grey, black, two sugars. -Chamomile before bed. And why yes, I do wear slippers and a housecoat. I, like Edward, am old before my time. Mmmm, tea. Got into brewing loose tea (that means it's not in a bag, dorks, not that it's morally flexible) over the holidays, now I'm addicted. English Breakfast in the morning, Earl Grey whenever, Jade Dragon Pearl Green tea in the afternoon, and Chamomile in the evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: So coffee, tea or both? Me: Coffee, black. Tea -Earl Grey, black, two sugars. -Chamomile before bed. And why yes, I do wear slippers and a housecoat. I, like Edward, am old before my time. A house coat? A housecoat??? Don't you mean a bathrobe there, Sparky? If you wear a housecoat, I can only also see you in big bunny slippers and hair curlers. Which, come to think of it, is how your neighbors probably see you when you go out to pick up your paper in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: White noise. Time for a rematch, methinks. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 1, 2004 Author Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: So coffee, tea or both? Me: Coffee, black. Tea -Earl Grey, black, two sugars. -Chamomile before bed. And why yes, I do wear slippers and a housecoat. I, like Edward, am old before my time. A house coat? A housecoat??? Don't you mean a bathrobe there, Sparky? If you wear a housecoat, I can only also see you in big bunny slippers and hair curlers. Which, come to think of it, is how your neighbors probably see you when you go out to pick up your paper in the morning. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: WAAAAGGGHHH!!!! I got beaten by a Wally (39-61, minor defeat, Blenheim Blunder) - OK, so he had twice as many tanks as me and 50% more points total, and all his could kill all mine while mine struggled to kill some of his, and I actually killed more than I lost, and I captured some of his troops and he didn't capture any of mine but there's still a gnashing of teeth and a need for revenge!! <big>GGGRAAAGGGHHH!!!!!!!</big> :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I especially loved the turn where I nailed 5 (five) of his Mark III's at point-blank range with Grants. I believe all he had left at the end was 4 Infantry squads, and a...whole bunch...of tank crews running off and screaming something about "Molten TNT" and "Maggot"s. The game was originally fairly even, I thought. I even killed some of his stuff with a 2 pounder portee. Bwahaahaa! Do you want to know what his revenge is? a rematch with me as early war Italians. He stuck me with what can charitably be called trash cans with tracks. I relish the challenge! When I kill him, he will feel PAIN, the Mold slathered, slack jawed, Yankee MAGGGGGGOOOOTTTT! Angry Out Loud! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I can only also see you in big bunny slippers and hair curlers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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