Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Today is my luverly wife's birthday. Happy Day, dearest!! Thank you my darlink. *smooch* I am now gathering things for our unexpected stay-over. Email me anything you think I may forget seeing as I'm sooooo Ooooooold. I went to get up off the floor a few moments ago and my knees were creaking and my hips made these little crackling noises. Not good. *sigh* But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Richie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: That's fecking genius, compared to most of your remarks, Nidan! Where's my bloody turn, you door-knob greaser?! Turn??...what bloody turn??? OH! NO! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. Dear Lady has Hiram been piddling on the carpet again? We had thought he was house broken by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Today is my luverly wife's birthday. Happy Day, dearest!! Thank you my darlink. *smooch* I am now gathering things for our unexpected stay-over. Email me anything you think I may forget seeing as I'm sooooo Ooooooold. I went to get up off the floor a few moments ago and my knees were creaking and my hips made these little crackling noises. Not good. *sigh* But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. Dear Lady has Hiram been piddling on the carpet again? We had thought he was house broken by now. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Since we are staying with your dear, sainted mother, I promise once more not to offer to mount her repeatedly while singing songs from the chain gang. Yes, I am inconsequential and you are wonderful. Well, considering the first part of your post, I'd have to agree wholeheartedly with the second! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 How dare you not be here right now! Not when I need to give you a hug... Your latest "suprise" arrived...18 long-stemmed roses. And *not* red. *sniffle* Though I never demand roses cause I *do* love some of the less expensive ones, you *do* listen. *sniffle* You know I don't like the typical "dozen red roses" and that I looooove the two-toned flowers. They are absolutely beautiful! Now I've got to go cry....Thank you, honey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 hehe Do I have license to mount now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Anytime dear, but what did Hiram send you? Hiram! HIRAMMMMMM!!!! I have a monstrosity to be re-tested, are you up for it? Anyone else, want to test one, it is the night/70 turn monster scenario. Want to see how it plays out 2 player. Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: hehe Do I have license to mount now? But of course. *waits for the requisite gouging out of eyes and retching amongst the rest of the 'Poolers* And Rune, dear, you'd better watch it or my husband might catch on! Seriously, though we won't be home for a few days. Have to wait for the ground to dry enough to have the septic guys come out and pump the tank (happy birthday to ME *sigh*), but send it along. We'll add it to the others we aren't playing, LOL. No, really...send it and we'll play it. heh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. Hiram must have gotten up and left for work before she awoke!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: hehe Do I have license to mount now? But of course. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 No! Not to mount HER! *sheesh!* Try it and she'll sick the dog on ya! Then she'll canvas the neighborhood for more dogs to sic on you. Then she'll call the local pound and round up strays to sic on you. So behave or the license will be revoked! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But he's got such an adowable widdew face that I just can't stay mad at him. After reading that, I may have to beat something to death with the business end of a claw hammer. Hiram, for example. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: But he's got such an adowable widdew face that I just can't stay mad at him. After reading that, I may have to beat something to death with the business end of a claw hammer. Hiram, for example. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Since we are staying with your dear, sainted mother, I promise once more not to offer to mount her repeatedly while singing songs from the chain gang. Yes, I am inconsequential and you are wonderful. Thank you, Hiram. That's the one I'm going to BFC with, you one who uses his lips to prune the pipe! [ February 22, 2005, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Seanachai, I realize it's late in the afternoon for you and you've had three bottles of cough syrup and a handful of reds by now, but you might want to edit that one old chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Today is my luverly wife's birthday. Happy Day, dearest!! Thank you my darlink. *smooch* I am now gathering things for our unexpected stay-over. Email me anything you think I may forget seeing as I'm sooooo Ooooooold. I went to get up off the floor a few moments ago and my knees were creaking and my hips made these little crackling noises. Not good. *sigh* But your surprises throughout the week and this morning have made such things inconsequential. You are wonderful. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 That, my dearest Seanachai, was a much better reaction that I could've gotten out of you than if I'd hurled the rudest expletives and vilest vitriol at you. My work is done here. heh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Since we are staying with your dear, sainted mother, I promise once more not to offer to mount her repeatedly while singing songs from the chain gang. Yes, I am inconsequential and you are wonderful. Thank you, Hiram. That's the one I'm going to BFC with, you POOPYHEAD! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Editing is a wonderful thing, try it. No, really! No, Hiram. If I am banned from this wonderful Board, as I so truly and justifiably deserve to be, then I want it to be for abusing someone like you, who I sincerely want to abuse, and the abusing of whom means the world to me! C'mere, you hairy-backed baboon of dubious provenance! Gi'e us a hug! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: That, my dearest Seanachai, was a much better reaction that I could've gotten out of you than if I'd hurled the rudest expletives and vilest vitriol at you. My work is done here. heh It was a good post, Lady Morraine! Brought out the very worst in me, without a doubt! And, as we know, the very worst in me is better than the best of most men. The useless little tossers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Rune Gods. Don't you just hate Rune? Does anyone not hate Rune? Man, I hate Rune. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Seanachai, I realize it's late in the afternoon for you and you've had three bottles of cough syrup and a handful of reds by now, but you might want to edit that one old chap. Alright, fine! Just back from debaucheries in Mexico that the rest of us have to go to Japanese porn sites to use as a sort of mental 'mouth wash', and you're already mounting a Lutheran hobby horse. But, given your and Hiram's concern with my immortal soul, I'll 'edit'. Pansies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: Rune Gods. Don't you just hate Rune? Does anyone not hate Rune? Man, I hate Rune. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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