Joe Shaw Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: And yes, to all those who seem uncertain, I am female.*gasp* My sword.. my sword! I have been inpolite to a lady. For the love of everything sacred, forgive me m'lady *falls down in the dirt* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by rune: This one shows spunk. Dare we ask whose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: All beware! Once I get good at trouncing Hiram...you will all fall victim. So, we're talking about five, ten minutes here? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Hiram's head is dear to me. I have use of it yet. Well, both of them, really. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Eww! Fair Lady Moraine (Egads, another Jordan freak), when discussing the Hirsute One, may we dispell with any...er...ah...umm...anatomical references? Especially so soon after lunch? Please? I'll be your best friend. And tell the git to send me a move. I've not done thrashing his jack-booted thugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Leutnant Hortlund screeched: *gasp*The kid is batting 1.000 this week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Hiram: Shut up! Joe: No, you shut up! Hiram: Shut up, old man! Joe: No, you shut up or I'll blackmail you! Hiram: Hey, Joe...look over there (grabs baseball bat) *Thump* Hiram: Shut up! Joe: Grrrgle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: This one shows spunk. Dare we ask whose? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Hmmm...not much of a threat there, Joe...I've already seen them. Sorry to thwart your attempt to have a go at Hiram, but there you have it. And an apology to Boo. Got all carried away what with it being Valentine's and all. But remember - even hirsute people need love, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Berli! , Joebob is thinking he is important again. [Note. not impotent, which we hope he is] Can you and the Gnome vote him out of office again? Meeks , demote him to deck swabbie or somefink. Young Squirette, [isn't that a dnacing group?] since I am not a crude Seniour Knight, I will allow you to keep the head of Hiram whereever you want to keep it [the refrigerator comes to mind]. So, you must bring me...hmm...errr...welp...nothing really I want....so I will settle for you smacking him with his own baseball bat after defeating him. Hopefully he has the scenario, or let me know and I will send it to you. MrSpkr , I liked you better when you were Tip O'Neill...which is not at all. At least I knew the fair Dame Kitty was a squirette. Go away before I make Buzzsaw challenge you, if he ever shows up again. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 hehe, you've noticed that too Vadr? Lets see, the week so far: Monday: well..it was a monday, how good can it get? Tuesday: Lovelife crash&burn..wasnt pretty.. AND I got a letter from the law firm where I was seeking employment saying "thanks but no thanks you drunken swine" (in nicer words though) Wednesday: Mostly spent pondering over the mysteries of women(or in other words-surfing for porn) Thursday: Huge fight with ex wife over how to raise the kids. For a while there I thought we were married again...THATS how bad it was. Friday: Hum lets see, Valentines day...spent playing CMBB..pretty much says it all. But I've got a hot date with my internet browser later (see Wednesday). Yup...below average week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Something of a quandry here ... as much as I hate to do it I think this calls for an opinion from the Olde Ones. As I recall we had made a ruling some time ago that spouses of Knights were automatically granted status as Ladies of the CessPool. The ruling essentially stated that they'd suffered enough if I'm right. In HER case the suffering is of Elephant Man magnitude ... some other similarities come to mind with that comparision but she IS married to him so ... That being the case, and assuming that at least ONE of her five senses doesn't come back, I would suggest that she really CAN'T be made Serf or Squire as she's already a Lady of the CessPool. Besides it will annoy Rune and isn't that really what it's all about? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Joebob you moronic, ignorant twit...[To the moronic ignorant twits out there, I officially apologize you associating you with Joebob ]. Dame Kitty was both a Dame and a Squire. There be not a reason that she cannot be both. The precedent has been set. That being said, I hearby proclaim my Squire, Dame Moraine a Lady of the Cesspool with all right priviledges, and all that lawyer type talk. Ladies of the Cesspool , will you introduce Dame Moraine into the tradition of Wine Sipping and Pool Boys? Rune [ February 14, 2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: rune ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Hortlund sputtered: hehe, you've noticed that too Vadr Musn't forget the 1.02 FUBAR. Yep, you've had a tough one alright. That isn't going to stop me from chasing you through the streets of both Buda and Pest like the little rat you are though... Men chase, women choose. Remember that Hortlund, it's the way of things. Also, if it flies, floats or...errr...fornicates; it's cheaper to rent it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Well, you're gonna have a hard time chasing me into Pest actually since there aint no bloody bridge on the map. *edit Oops -Private, take the recon squads out back and have them shot. [ February 14, 2003, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I see one Berli-Poo has floated to the top like some rotting, fetid, corpse...oh wait that is precisely what he is. Now after entering into the "Berli Got Drunk and Did Something Stupid (or normal as the case may be)" thread I was offered a chance to battle with the dim wit himself. After a slowish start, with all the artillery in Rodina raining down on my hapless uber-truppen, in a map of Berli design the basthiche buggered off. The ever generous turd even offered to surrender. THAT IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED ON FOR!!! Now I want a game damnit. Stop sulking around molesting small mammals and send me a setup. And not one those pieces of ****e you hoist off on others. Should your grey matter be incapable of finding aforementioned scenario perhaps Soddball could be convinced to put something together. After playing one of his scenarios I can guarantee that it will be a miserable pile of crap but at least it will be a miserable pile of crap for both sides. {editted because my rant wasn't quite finished} [ February 14, 2003, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 14, 2003 Author Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Something of a quandry here ... as much as I hate to do it I think this calls for an opinion from the Olde Ones. As I recall we had made a ruling some time ago that spouses of Knights were automatically granted status as Ladies of the CessPool. The ruling essentially stated that they'd suffered enough if I'm right. In HER case the suffering is of Elephant Man magnitude ... some other similarities come to mind with that comparision but she IS married to him so ... That being the case, and assuming that at least ONE of her five senses doesn't come back, I would suggest that she really CAN'T be made Serf or Squire as she's already a Lady of the CessPool. Besides it will annoy Rune and isn't that really what it's all about? Joe You are, in fact, correct Joe (you will never know how much it pains me to say that). However, that does not exclude them from being squires if they should so choose. Dame Kitty was my squire, and Dame Patch/Persephone was the squire of Goanna (anyone else noticed that Goanna's recent posts have been his best?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 I do recall the days when I was a mere Squire... Ahhh those were the days.. Welcome Lady Moraine I trust your stay will be a long one.. I'm just about to have a glass of wine. Care to join me? Where's that PoolBoy gone!!! Quick lad, where's your manners get a fresh bottle PRONTO .. Hmmmmmmmm he seems to have gone astray yet again, maybe Hiram would do the honours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: I have been dragged in here kicking and screaming by one of your own venerated (or degenerated - or is that degenerate?) members...can anyone guess who? Kicked and screaming would be correct. If it is who I think it is, there's no way he would have enough money to bribe you to post here. Nevertheless, Lady Moraine Sedai*, welcome aboard. By the cut of your gib you will be a worthy addition. Mace [ February 14, 2003, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Dame Kitty was my squire*ponders while gnawing on the arm of some fluffy that didn't exit fast enough* GRUE HEARD ABOUT DAME KITTY. HEARD DAME KITTY TOUGH AND MORE THAN MATCH TO ALL HERE. ALSO HEARD DAME KITTY FANCIED DISEMBOWLMENT AND DECAPITATION OF OPPONENTS. GRUE WANT DAME KITTY AS VALENTINE. *flings gnawed bone and ponders more* GRUE ALSO LIKE OTHER LADIES HERE BECAUSE THEY NICE TO GRUE AND THEY SHOW GRUE HOW TO KEEP NAILS LOOKING NICE EVEN WHEN GRUE DRAG NAILS ALWAYS ALONG ROUGH GROUND. Grue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Originally posted by rune: MrSpkr , I liked you better when you were Tip O'Neill...which is not at all. At least I knew the fair Dame Kitty was a squirette. Go away before I make Buzzsaw challenge you, if he ever shows up again. Rune He hasn't been seen in these parts since I dismembered him in a recent matchup. If you would like, I would be happy to send the parts back in separate envelopes, COD and certified mail, RRR. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 14, 2003 Share Posted February 14, 2003 Very well then, the Olde Ones (minus two, but considering who the two are it's unlikely they'll show up anyway) have spoken (or, in the case of Berli grunted a few monosyllables that we can probably ... probably, interpret). Watch yourself Rune, we've all got our eye on you ... {shudder} ... the things we have to do for the CessPool. In any case I also welcome Lady Moraine Sedai, soon to out from under the yoke of Rune and to be proclaimed DAME, because ... THERE AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A DAME! Joe p.s. It's probably not too late for an annulment, my Lady ... there's not a judge in the land who'd deny you ... well, maybe one or two in Noo Joysee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: As I recall we had made a ruling some time ago that spouses of Knights were automatically granted status as Ladies of the CessPool. Joe Wait... Did she state that they were MARRIED???? Huh... She didn't type as if she were drugged. Oh, and before I forget, Happy Birthday to Leeeeeeeo. I hope you have as much fun playing "Whack-A-Mole" tonight at Chuckie Cheese as I've had fun playing it with your pixeltruppen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 First I find out that Konrad's a girl. Now Hiram, the hirsute man-child, is wearing a dress. Programs, programs, get yer programs here! You can't tell the trannie from the train without a program!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: First I find out that Konrad's a girl. Are you sure he didnt just say that so you would talk dirty to him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 15, 2003 Share Posted February 15, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Are you sure he didnt just say that so you would talk dirty to him? Would it make any difference? By that I mean, to my level of confusion, not to my proclivity toward talking dirty, my little Hortie Wortie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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