Gaylord Focker Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Herr Sod i shall renew my pbem campaign against you and everyone else waiting for turns tomorrow. The tnt shall be extra molten . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 10, 2003 Author Share Posted March 10, 2003 Becket still receiving emails at old addie. Try re-sending sober. Good luck house hunting, thats always a pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Thanks for the kind words Jason . It made me chuckle again putting it all together. Abbott , unfortunately as far as I'm concerned PCs are the work of the devil. However Schrullenhaft seems to have a hotline to hell - maybe it would be worth selling your soul to him with a direct appeal in the Tech Support forum? Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddington Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 mmmm... Maybe someone could kick my arse in a pbem game? Wery new to this thread, so call me n00b. But please let me get some cmbb gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by Paddington: mmmm... Maybe someone could kick my arse in a pbem game? Wery new to this thread, so call me n00b. But please let me get some cmbb gaming! Soddball will call you that until you have 6 or 8 thousand posts. My only current PBEM is with MasterMissingdale, which means I have no games at all, so send me a set up. Scenario or QB, either side. I prefer attacks to ME's. Don't expect any kicking, though. Whining, weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth maybe. But no kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by Edward Windsor: Thanks for the kind words Jason . It made me chuckle again putting it all together. Abbott , unfortunately as far as I'm concerned PCs are the work of the devil. However Schrullenhaft seems to have a hotline to hell - maybe it would be worth selling your soul to him with a direct appeal in the Tech Support forum? Teddy Good idea Eward. i will give that a shot. The medication I am on keeps me a bit fuzzy at times. My problem is with Windoze XP not ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Herr Sod i shall renew my pbem campaign against you and everyone else waiting for turns tomorrow. The tnt shall be extra molten . *yawn* My TNT has chilled to the point of boredom waiting for your slack turn-delivering skills to pull themselves together. Ye gods, you can put 30 posts a day on the board but can't find the time to send me a turn? I've eaten knockwurst that were less revolting than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 GOODWAIL, YOU MAGGOT ENCRUSTED SOCK PUPPET!!!! Gone AWOL??? My bitter, psychologically disturbed TNT too much for your delicate sensibilities? Don't try the "Your ISP didn't deliver the turn" ploy either. It's probably true, but where's the fun in me not poking you with sticks? GRRRRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoWolf Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Anyone want a match? n.bakewell@verizon.net I dont really care what kind we play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 11, 2003 Author Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H My only current PBEM is with MasterMissingdale, which means I have no games at all, so send me a set up. Still nursing your wounds lickspittle? Or have yon dreams of another match waned? Rematch proposed and accepted. Terms to be decided. Have at ye, scoundrel. :mad: BeoWolf if you really want a go at it, Soddball is but days away from a new scenario. And we all know what they say about a Soddball Scenarios ..."You haven't lived until you have played one and then you want to light your house on fire, gouge out your eyes, and disembowel yourself to ensure no molecule of yourself remains intact.". Ah, good times, good times indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Still nursing your wounds lickspittle? Or have yon dreams of another match waned? Rematch proposed and accepted. Terms to be decided. Have at ye, scoundrel. :mad: I'm working on it. Did you get the e-mail I sent you? Maggot! :mad: By the way, you never did get my truck, so I consider our fight a tactical loss and a strategic victory! HA!!! BeoWolf if you really want a go at it, Soddball is but days away from a new scenario. And we all know what they say about a Soddball Scenarios ..."You haven't lived until you have played one and then you want to light your house on fire, gouge out your eyes, and disembowel yourself to ensure no molecule of yourself remains intact.". Ah, good times, good times indeed.This from the guy who WON our little tussle in the fog at midnight in Soddball's Inferno-T. You guys who haven't tried it really owe it to yourselves to play at least once. Soddball, one suggestion would be to add another HQ unit or two, just to keep some of the flamethrowers in play longer. One HQ with a command bonus can help a lot of teams fight fire with fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: Herr Sod i shall renew my pbem campaign against you and everyone else waiting for turns tomorrow. The tnt shall be extra molten . I'm waiting Gaylord. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Originally posted by Dave H </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> My only current PBEM is with MasterMissingdale, which means I have no games at all, so send me a set up. Still nursing your wounds lickspittle? Or have yon dreams of another match waned? Rematch proposed and accepted. Terms to be decided. Have at ye, scoundrel. :mad: BeoWolf if you really want a go at it, Soddball is but days away from a new scenario. And we all know what they say about a Soddball Scenarios ..."You haven't lived until you have played one and then you want to light your house on fire, gouge out your eyes, and disembowel yourself to ensure no molecule of yourself remains intact.". Ah, good times, good times indeed. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddington Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Gentlemen, a game is begining! ! Paddington vs Dave H ! 2000 points on a rainy big map... (combine arms) Daves ruskies are gona get their worst nightmare! [ March 11, 2003, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: Paddington ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Originally posted by Paddington: Gentlemen, a game is begining! ! Paddington vs Dave H ! 2000 points on a rainy big map... (combine arms) Daves ruskies are gona get their worst nightmare! Good Lord, I just noticed I've offered to play somebody from FINLAND!!! :eek: :eek: I'd better let Paddington win. After seeing the damage Finns will do to tanks with their bare hands, I do NOT want to get one upset at me. Is it considered a gamey tactic to surrender on Turn 1? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoWolf Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Originally posted by Dave H BeoWolf if you really want a go at it, Soddball is but days away from a new scenario. And we all know what they say about a Soddball Scenarios ..."You haven't lived until you have played one and then you want to light your house on fire, gouge out your eyes, and disembowel yourself to ensure no molecule of yourself remains intact.". Ah, good times, good times indeed. Yes, I really want to. Been wanting to flex my muscles for a while now Lets hope I dont get to bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Dave H you are wise to be wary of the Finns. You know the whole lutefish thing and all. All righty Beowolf once the esteemed Soddball has put the finishing touchs on his new scenario we can begin. I hope he puts more molten-TNT into this one..the last one still had unscorched areas after 38 turns. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: ...the last one still had unscorched areas after 38 turns. :confused: Do you think the fact that you slaughtered a couple of dozen Russian flamethrower teams before they could fire had anything to do with that? If all of them could have emptied their flaming molten TNT on your Germans, the entire map would have been one huge bonfire. :mad: So what has happened to SickWaffleMasterDale? Did he buy MOO3 and he's watching the screen, waiting for a chance to actually do something? Did Soddball cleverly open another thread for him on a different forum? Has he gone over to the dark side of flight simulators forever? The world wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 BeoWolf, if you're going to be playing mike the wino, you had better start forming an opinion about the shocking lack of availability of liquor in Elk Grove, California. You do not want to be caught unprepared when the inevitable question comes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Aw, Dave H that one is just for you. Now as far as your flamethrowers, well let's see..."flame"+"throwers", what part implies lay on the ground and die. My fine German lads, all GREEN I might add, goose stepped a long way to put your rotten commie boys to the torch. And that sig line is only a victory away from removal. So where is my set-up? Who do I owe turns to, hhhhmmm, let's see...none. Who owes me turns...ALL OF YOU MAGGOTS!!! Now stop touching yourselves, put down the "Sunset" magazine and get back to the job at hand. Namely, chuckin TNT. :mad: :mad: Chop, chop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Alright you wannabe TNT chuckin maggitz! :mad: I've had enough of this thread!! :mad: :mad: All this pathetic whining and crap, you're like a bunch of boy scouts - no wait, girl scouts frantically trying to find their peewees to jerk off to a John Wayne flick!!! :mad: :mad: Come one, come all, to be formally SPANKED with TNT chucked goodness, er, badness! And dont think Im not talking to you! *slap slap slap* :mad: So if any of you wussy's think you can even find your TNT, let alone chuck it, send me a setup! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 All my hot uberloving turns have gone out this morning. Get to it, maggots! :mad: :mad: Edited to add: Whoever it was that wanted a new scenario of horror and pain, drop me a line. I have a little gem that's finished and ready for playtesting. [ March 12, 2003, 04:33 AM: Message edited by: Soddball ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Oh Soddball you can just send that scenario on over this way. I have promised BeoWolf that I would huck the all-cleansing-Mother-of-all-TNT at him as soon as you finished your latest bit. I await the horror. BTW, let me know when you post Inferno-T so that I can recommend to all that I hate, despise or just annoy me. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by mike the wino: Oh Soddball you can just send that scenario on over this way. I have promised BeoWolf that I would huck the all-cleansing-Mother-of-all-TNT at him as soon as you finished your latest bit. I await the horror. BTW, let me know when you post Inferno-T so that I can recommend to all that I hate, despise or just annoy me. Cheers. "T" in the title stands for "Tournament Saved". The final release will, obviously, just be called "Inferno" - named in part after the result of 35 minutes of flamethrower combat, and in part after the famous "Inferno" scene in the BBC comedy "Coupling". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike the wino2 Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Oh, Dave H and I just assumed it was a take on Eternity...as it seemed like the length of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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