Nidan1 Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: I'd still kind of like to see it, with subs, but have no idea what it is. Anyone know? No one ever had "that" talk with you when you were a young lad? You see, boys and girls are different, and when one thing leads to another...well, things happen....and the boy puts his thing...go look it up! or better yet ask Seanachai he knows everything! [ May 16, 2003, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: What's with the whole "Rubbing the horse down thing" going on? Seems like whenever I'm reading a story about a guy on a horse, they always have to give it a good rub-down afterwards. What's up with that? "Grooming benefits not only your horse’s physical health, but his emotional needs as well. During times when you can’t ride, there is nothing like an extended grooming session to bring you closer to your equine partner – while making him look good to boot. " What kind of stories are you reading now? Perv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: This is, after all, the Peng Challenge Thread. And I suppose that you are the poster-boy for the challenged part of the thread title, no? Still wearing those velcro tennis shoes? Check each morning to make sure that you have matching garanimals picked out for your clothing? (God forbid you should mix a monkey and a hippo) Very well. As I am at work right now, you shall have an Email address tonight, or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: What's with the whole "Rubbing the horse down thing" going on? Seems like whenever I'm reading a story about a guy on a horse, they always have to give it a good rub-down afterwards. What's up with that? "Grooming benefits not only your horse’s physical health, but his emotional needs as well. During times when you can’t ride, there is nothing like an extended grooming session to bring you closer to your equine partner – while making him look good to boot. " What kind of stories are you reading now? Perv. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: ....and the boy puts his thing...go look it up! or better yet ask Seanachai he knows everything! Stop talking about your thing and send a turn. Or are you having trouble finding the "check mail" button again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: Stop talking about your thing and send a turn. Or are you having trouble finding the "check mail" button again?Malakovski is on a Combat Mission from God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: He was rubbing down Satan's Whelp in the stables when she rode in from her trot. Flame was her name, Flame Beaujalais and the titan hair that flowed ... Er, ah, Joe? Did you mean to type titian hair, or were you talking about a woman with really, really big hair? I know you guys out west like big haired chicks, but I thought that just referred to "Beehive" hairdos. I don't think she could really go horseback riding with hair like that, unless it was severely shellacked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Malakovski is on a Combat Mission from God. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Since Berli and I are both representatives of Chicago, please feel free to SOD OFF and go elsewhere...Chicago does not want you. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Since Berli and I are both representatives of Chicago, please feel free to SOD OFF and go elsewhere...Chicago does not want you. Rune A better reason could not be found for avoiding that town, thanks for the tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanns Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Greetings from the wastes, now do I heed the summons of Dame YK2, dare I brave the flaccid barbs and the insults of Tourette's poster children in order to post a <gasp> gamey non-game update! For it is I, Squire of Sir Lars, Grandsquire of the Lord High Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread Joe Shaw, provider of much fine Glüeks Dark beer to the Olde Ones in times of yore, incipient Thug of the MTB..... Hanns! On to the update, lads. My opponent appears to be brandishing a virtual armory of finely crafted German small arms but shows no understanding of cover or concealment. After prolonged skirmishing, the battle lines were drawn, the gauntlet thrown down and the tumultuous fray of hand to hand combat entered, the din of grappling combatants became a cacophony of screams and moans. After many hours of fierce struggle the contest was a draw! Repeat engagements in the near future have been preordained. Here are some screenshots of the conflict. Cheers! Hanns P.S. Someone make sure to re-start Seanachai's heart after he views these.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Nice window fan. Tell me, do you have it pointed so it blows inward or out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hanns: For it is I, Squire of Sir Lars, Grandsquire of the Lord High Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread Joe Shaw, provider of much fine Glüeks Dark beer to the Olde Ones in times of yore, incipient Thug of the MTB..... Hanns! I don't know Hannnns...are you sure you aren't related to Leeeeeo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Sir [lowercase] rune, since you are still mucking about in the Cess, I'll take you up on that offer from last thread of a new battle to test (I need something to motivate me in getting back to PBEM). Something on the smallish side please, nothing like that last abomination that strangled my machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hanns: ***Everything snipped but the screenshots so as to finally finish off Seanachai***You always were a much better Squire than Hortlund. He never bought us Glueks Dark Beer or stuffed our in-boxes with porn pics. Of course, from hearing about his love life I don't think he's been in position to take any yet. Good to see you back, Hanns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hanns: ***Everything snipped but the screenshots so as to finally finish off Seanachai***You always were a much better Squire than Hortlund. He never bought us Glueks Dark Beer or stuffed our in-boxes with porn pics. Of course, from hearing about his love life I don't think he's been in position to take any yet. Good to see you back, Hanns. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Ahh yes, lineage. I sprang whole from the mud of awesomenessinity. I served no Kanigget, I played no Jabos, I folded no towels by the pool. I was Kaniggetted by Lorak. I crafted House Persiflage. I took Pondscum to Squire. I raised Pondscum to a fine Kaniggethood. I was appointed a Seniour Kanigget by the Olde Ones for my efforts in helping to save the MBT when the Olde Ones abandoned it for awhile, kinda like the storyline in Star Fleet Battles where the Organians leave the galaxy for awhile to let the Klingons and Federation fight things out for a while. I took Papa Khann to squire. I fell ill with the malaise of goodness and mediocrity. I left House Persiflage and went on a quest for hatred. Papa Khann was taken underbuttock by some other spankmaster. So it is written, so it was done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I sprang whole from the mud of awesomenessinity. That may be, but I still have your dog's ears. (I took them from Croda). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I sprang whole from the mud of awesomenessinity. Oh no, Dalem...don't deny your true parents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Note the uncanny resemblance of child to "adult"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 [/QB]Indicative of why one should not play with power outlets while dripping wet. As for my lineage. Knight Errant, serfed to no one. Affiliated to House Berli Squires Armournut: did a runner and disappeared without being kinniggeted...something about hating sheep Simon: Pom who eventually was kinniggeted. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: Oh no, Dalem...don't deny your true parents! Oh man I wish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 So there I was, minding my own business, when into my inbox drops a missive from someone named Boo. "Who is this impudent whelp?", I ask myself. (Speaking quietly, to not attract any unwanted attention) "Yes," I say. "It is that Graphics Designer from just down the road in Rubber Town. No, wait, he was quite upset with me last time I called him that. He prefers to be called a Commerical Photographer. Yes, that's right Boo is that reprobate who takes pictures of tires, or if he is lucky "Boudoir" shots of overweight, middle-aged, trailer dwellers trying desperately to be young again." He said something about dipping my toes back in the MBT, as one of the Ladies of the Pool requested former "participants" to check in. Baa. Why should I do such a thing. Speedbump, Squire to Sir Joe Shaw, Kanigetted the right way, after playing five games, one of which was the classic Jabos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 You forgot to add ". . . and cursed to be constantly kicked in the kiester by MrSpkr's ubertruppen." Pillock. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 17, 2003 Share Posted May 17, 2003 Originally posted by Speedbump: So there I was, minding my own business, when into my inbox drops a missive from someone named Boo. "Who is this impudent whelp?", I ask myself. (Speaking quietly, to not attract any unwanted attention) "Yes," I say. "It is that Graphics Designer from just down the road in Rubber Town. No, wait, he was quite upset with me last time I called him that. He prefers to be called a Commerical Photographer. Yes, that's right Boo is that reprobate who takes pictures of tires, or if he is lucky "Boudoir" shots of overweight, middle-aged, trailer dwellers trying desperately to be young again." He said something about dipping my toes back in the MBT, as one of the Ladies of the Pool requested former "participants" to check in. Baa. Why should I do such a thing. Speedbump, Squire to Sir Joe Shaw, Kanigetted the right way, after playing five games, one of which was the classic Jabos! By George it's Speedbump again, after all this time ... did you bring the reunion fee ... no, no lad, has to be in cash ... no offense intended lad, it's just that you didn't do all that well in our math courses and considering how well you play CM I can only assume that you balance your checkbook in the same fashion. Now we just have to wait for Agua Perdido and Harv I believe. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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