Becket Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Abbott, this scenario of yours that Becket and I are using is a real nail biter - again! I know he's got all kinds of Soviet armor, but he won't bring it out in the open where I can get a clean shot at it. The map has so many hills and trees that we can be at point blank range and still out of sight. It's another winner. Oh, don't worry, I'm sure my armor will soon do exactly what they just did against Abbott: Panic at the sight of StuHs, and reverse from a safe area directly into the line of sight of said StuHs. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: WTF? Surely we can better than this! More anger! More hate!! :mad: :mad: :mad: (According to the Gematriculator!) Typical Canadian misperception. Tsk! Tsk! Anger and Hate are GOOD!! The thought of mike_the_wino sprawled in the gutter, face down in his own putrid bodily juices, somehow fills me with a certain sense of inner warmth and goodness. The thought of Goodale receiving enough electrical current to curl his toes, and send thin wisps of smoke emerging from all his orifices is something on the magnitude of fine art. It is to be enjoyed as such. Anger and Hate are GOOD!!!! Maggots :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: WTF? Surely we can better than this! More anger! More hate!! :mad: :mad: :mad: (According to the Gematriculator!) Typical Canadian misperception. Tsk! Tsk! Anger and Hate are GOOD!! The thought of mike_the_wino sprawled in the gutter, face down in his own putrid bodily juices, somehow fills me with a certain sense of inner warmth and goodness. The thought of Goodale receiving enough electrical current to curl his toes, and send thin wisps of smoke emerging from all his orifices is something on the magnitude of fine art. It is to be enjoyed as such. Anger and Hate are GOOD!!!! Maggots </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by Firefly: ...it looks like the Cheery Waffle is winning this round of the ratings war. According to Nielsen, we have a 19 point share in the highly competitive 9 p.m. to 10 p.m. timeslot. Better than Everybody wants to Kill Raymond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Has anyone played "Call of Duty" yet??? I'm sick as a dog maggots and nothing would cheer me up more than spitting some hot angry lead into the Germans as an American or Brittish soldier. AGRGR. :mad: wait, let's try that again. . .GRAAGR! :mad: I just don't have it today. :mad: [ October 29, 2003, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: MasterGoodale ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I just don't have it today. :mad: Or any other day for that matter. Maybe the mice in your house had fleas. Maybe the fleas were carrying the Bubonic Plague. Maybe the fleas bit you. Maybe you have the Plague. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 You are such an optimist. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Maybe I should inject your scrotum my angriest TNT and kick you in the nads with a flaming boot :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 You're probably too weak to do it, what with the Plague and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.Oh come on. You're the guy who puts the Cheer in Cheery Waffle! Be sure to add this to your list of MasterGoodale excuses. Sick with the plague. Next thing you know he'll be snowed in; overrun with moose in his basement; fighting an infestation of moldy, maggotty flea-bitten pusssssss mice. I too tried the good/evil meter. Dave H returned a whopping 99% evil, while MasterGoodale came in at only 20% evil. Clearly this meter needs some serious adjustments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Okay, here's an update for you guys. Issue #1-My company is installing an internet usage tracking program. One of our mechanics got caught with porn!! Can you really get that on the internet? Anyway, all internet access at work has been seriously curtailed. I have had mine restored today, but the new software goes up tonight. :mad: Issue #2-I became obsessive with CMBB again, (totally unbeknownst to myself of course) so in the interest of matrimonial harmony I have stopped playing and posting from home. My game plan is to lie low for a while, maybe until CMAK comes out and then resume PBEM on a more reasonable level. Anyway, don't forget about me, I will be back, I just don't know when. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 29, 2003 Author Share Posted October 29, 2003 GRGRGRRAAARGRRAGH!!!!! Here's one of the funniest things I've read in a long time: The Complete Military History of France - Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian. - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." Sainted. - Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots - Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. - War of Revolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. - The Dutch War - Tied - War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. - War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. - American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting." - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. - World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. - World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. - War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness; take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu - Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French?", but rather "How long until France collapses?" "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage." Or, better still, the quote from the Wall Street Journal: "They're there when they need you." The maggeauxts. :mad: :mad: [ October 29, 2003, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 29, 2003 Share Posted October 29, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: The thought of mike_the_wino...Ok, Slim Jim, hold it right there. Please don't think of me. That whole obsessive comment makes me a bit uncomfortable. Hey, Axe2121 how is your latest copy of Hot Moosey Love coming? Was that photo the cover? Last, and definitely least, Dave H. Only had serious spill when a piece of equipment failed last year and we lost about 1500 gallons of wine...at least that's how I explained the shortage away. I hope the auditor doesn't get suspicious when it happens again this year. Since we are bottling today, 10/29/03, I had to filter the wine before bottling. A number of factors played into the all-night filter fest. We kept plugging the filter, my guy was out after having a fatty cyst removed from his shoulder and the guy with the super-secret, fix-all blend couldn't make up his feckin mind. Finally, at 4pm we settle on no blending, just bottle the tank as is....after waiting since 9am for the word to go. Yea, let's sit around for 7 hours doing nothing and then until 6:30am the next moring. Good plan, solid plan, I like the direction this is going. :mad: :mad: :mad: Feckin, rookie, un-American, sackless, sister-humping bag of twits. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: my guy was out after having a fatty cyst removed from his shoulder First off, congrats on finding someone! I'm sure you two make a lovely couple. Second, does the cyst come from drinking the wine or is it the secret ingedient you add to the wine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 I hate all all of you puss-riddled scrota (please note correct conjugation). I really, really hate you, and you all suck like a five-dollar whore with two streets to do in a lunchtime. :mad: :mad: :mad: Cockmunches. I really hate you. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: my guy was out after having a fatty cyst removed from his shoulder First off, congrats on finding someone! I'm sure you two make a lovely couple. Second, does the cyst come from drinking the wine or is it the secret ingedient you add to the wine? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: my guy was out after having a fatty cyst removed from his shoulder First off, congrats on finding someone! I'm sure you two make a lovely couple. Second, does the cyst come from drinking the wine or is it the secret ingedient you add to the wine? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Ewww. That would explain why the keeper of the secret blend was stalling for time though. :mad: :mad: Drink beer. Wart-fellating philistine. Your definition of beer is that foul pee-wee the rest of the world sees fit only for cleaning drains with. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I hate all all of you puss-riddled scrota (please note correct conjugation). And the colloquial spelling of puss. I really, really hate you, and you all suck like a five-dollar whore with two streets to do in a lunchtime. :mad: :mad: :mad: Spoken like a man who's "been there, done that". Cockmunches. The English version of Chiken McNuggets, no doubt. I really hate you. :mad: Teddy broke in and rearranged the furniture while you were pissed again, didn't he? Send a setup, you leg-humper. Something short, 20 or so turns so we can finish the gamey thing before CMAK. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 snarker if I was a poor schlub resident of Pennsyltucky, like yourself, I imagine that good, or even decent, wine has never made it into the state, much less to that sheet of plywood that you call a dining room table. Insomuch as I would be stuck in the squalor that you reside, I too would be unaware that wine is good. I realize that with the homegrown swill that is foisted upon you, you have never had good wine but trust that this is true. Save your beer cans, turn them in and take a vacation that makes better wine, like say, Minnesota. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Ewww. That would explain why the keeper of the secret blend was stalling for time though. :mad: :mad: Drink beer. Wart-fellating philistine. Your definition of beer is that foul pee-wee the rest of the world sees fit only for cleaning drains with. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 It's a sad day when a guy can't find a local beer worth drinking and has to look across an ocean for a tasty tipple! I must confess to having had some very nice American beers in Oklahoma & SF a couple or 3 years ago - small brewery stuff IIRC, but I don't hold that against them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: You hairless bawl sac! I go by the addage that American beer is like making love in a canoe. You supply the punchline. I much prefer the chewy European stuff. Warm, where appropriate. Brew my own also. Just becuase I agree with you doesnt mean I dont hate you. Maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: [ October 29, 2003, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: 86smopuim ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: Wart-fellating philistine. Your definition of beer is that foul pee-wee the rest of the world sees fit only for cleaning drains with. :mad: Soddball you knob gobbling old git, I shouldn't be surprised to see you resurface in this abortive attempt at some sort of pre-pubescent anger-laced Peng clone. <a href="http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=28;t=001254#000000" target="_blank"> You ladies are a day late and a dollar short</a> There seems to be a lot of molten globs of something or other being flung around, and I have a suspician it involves Soddball's bi-hourly habitual shaking of the white hot coconuts from the veiny love tree. Some things never change. Buggers, gits, and wankers, All. How does the rest of this go? Oh yes, GARAAgagahagaGAGGAGAGRARARA :mad: :mad: :mad: and so on and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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