Edward Windsor Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 The more technically-minded maggots will be pleased to learn I've entered the Noughties. It's goodbye tired old W98, and hello foxy new XP. CMBB seems to appreciate my efforts (my little pixilated chaps die in a much smoother and more aesthetically pleasing manner) while PBEM Helper is now fully functional (that’s right, F5 now works). My battle with Mike is progressing nicely and should be finished by the time CMAK arrives (although we better be off to Africa shortly, or I’m in danger of peaking too soon). MG, however, is obviously tethered in his basement again (the gimp), as our encounter is moving along in a highly erratic and unsatisfying way … kind of like watching Soddball attempting to do the Funky Gibbon at the local Ritzy nightclub after indulging in large quantities of Aftershock. I think I could be bowing before the Plague Infested Mouse Expressionist to acknowledge his TNT prowess and surrendering very shortly. Axe will also be relieved to hear I’ve been knocking together our masterpiece in quiet moments. I’ve been very slack, but should have it ready soon(ish). Chin chin, Teddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Ooooh! How did that game go, btw? Love that particular map. The most fascinating ineptitude in Axe's aptitude was that he had one company worth of infantry in an absolutely wrong place when the scenario ended. It was like "I should move these platoons to a safe place where they don't get hurt...must avoid the flags. w00t, I'm a genius!". :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: It's too big! :mad: I've heard this before...but not from a man...nor a Canadian. Originally posted by Axe2121: Being a somewhat honorable fellow, I am open to suggestions. I would hate to rob you and Snarker of the only bright spots in your day, that of reading my sig. :mad: My suggestion is that you will sent me 500 bucks ASAP. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Ooooh! How did that game go, btw? Love that particular map. The most fascinating ineptitude in Axe's aptitude was that he had one company worth of infantry in an absolutely wrong place when the scenario ended. It was like "I should move these platoons to a safe place where they don't get hurt...must avoid the flags. w00t, I'm a genius!". :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by stikkypixie: I wonder how many people have ever dare venture here???? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four. All the other member names are duplicates. What only four? From that i deduct that some poster are insulting them self, weird, really weird, scaringly weird. Are you sure none of suffer from schizofrenia? Btw What does a guy have to do to get a PBEM game going :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by Firefly: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: The English version of Chiken McNuggets, no doubt. No the English version of Chiken McNuggets is Chicken McNuggets. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlatCmdr Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Has anyone seen the Whino lately? He hasn't been seen for a couple of days (barring his ability to post)since I lit up one of his Stug IIIF(late) models with my KV-2 in a most specatacular fireball. That was only after plasma blasting an entire platoon of his from the bushes where they scurried away all broken like to be reduced to little flat figures littering the field. The Hoorer... :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 30, 2003 Author Share Posted October 30, 2003 He was slinging a sleep deprived rant about removing fatty tumors from his wine or sumfink. Then cleaning his filter with a secret blend of vat. Game of telephone, anyone? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Why, you can send me a setup, that's what! That should do the trick. Something small, if you please, with CMAK hovering over our heads. Maggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by stikkypixie: What only four? From that i deduct that some poster are insulting them self, weird, really weird, scaringly weird. Are you sure none of suffer from schizofrenia? You are supposed to suffer from this disease? I kinda like the cacophany of voices telling me to kill the lot of you. quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Boo Radley: As this coming Monday ....-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Party??!! It's the day of affliction, bereavement, dolour, grief, mourning, regret, sorrow, woe and worry, fer crying out loud!!! Why do you Finns have so much animosity for Mondays? Is the sobriety to much bear? Does the fact that you live on an ice cube, constantly under a cloud of cooking lutefisk and the ever present polar lurking cause that much trepidation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Hey pus sacks! :mad: "Call of Duty" is out and believe me mister man it looks angry!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: I hope I get to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the theater this weekend. Now that's one angry man. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Why, you can send me a setup, that's what! That should do the trick. Something small, if you please, with CMAK hovering over our heads. Maggot. Why don't you send me one and i will be more than happy to kick your ass you subatomicly small worm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 30, 2003 Share Posted October 30, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Is the sobriety to much bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Ok is this about to start time worrying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted October 31, 2003 Author Share Posted October 31, 2003 Silly Pixie. No need to be afraid, YK2 always hangs around here. :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Just what we need, a picture of Soddball playing around. No, stukkypukky, it's the picture below the bear! Your setup is on its way. Let's see what havoc you can create. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Never mind Silly putty - you're only playing Dave - it'll look like a game, but it won't actually be one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Just what we need, a picture of Soddball playing around. No, stukkypukky, it's the picture below the bear! No wonder CMBB didn't "rock his boat". Btw, have you seen Soddball using a smiley? It's so wrong on so many levels. :eek: Edit: :mad: [ October 30, 2003, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: Keke ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: Never mind Silly putty - you're only playing Dave - it'll look like a game, but it won't actually be one!Okay, Mr. Stalin Mike's Organ, I'm afraid this latest slur calls for a challenge. Since you are from the bottom half of the Earth, let me explain to you in very short words what this means: <big>I will play you in a game of CM. CMBB or CMAK. One or the other or both. We will play CMBB now, or we will wait and play CMAK. I don't care. You choose. I will wait to hear from you. Don't take too long. If this is all too hard for you, let me know. I will draw a picture for you next time. You make me sick, you bad man. Bad, bad, bad! GRRRRRR!!!</big> :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I hope I get to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre at the theater this weekend.That's sort of like home movies for you, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 I thought he was goign to take his family out to a BBQ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: Never mind Silly putty - you're only playing Dave - it'll look like a game, but it won't actually be one!Okay, Mr. Stalin Mike's Organ, I'm afraid this latest slur calls for a challenge. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 You sick people should put warning before entering this thread, something like: WARNING: High probability of losing your sanity and overexposure to ==> the :mad: gremlin By the way Dave my tankniks are itching to go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted October 31, 2003 Share Posted October 31, 2003 Good Friday morning, maggot-challenged Cheery Wafflers! Except for Mike, who may be in Wednesday or Sunday or something completely unknown. Also mike_the_impaired, who may not be aware of time passing at all. Originally posted by stikkypixie: You sick people should put warning before entering this thread, something like: WARNING: High probability of losing your sanity and overexposure to ==> the :mad: gremlin Now you know what the Cheery Waffle in the thread title is for. We have our own version of subtlety. By the way Dave my tankniks are itching to go...I think cornstarch will help that. It will be at least 8 more hours before I can see what your Russo/British tankers are up to. Patience, young maggot! So Mike, when should I look for an e-mail? Tomorrow? Yesterday? In the spring? That pesky time difference really throws me. I think we should all adopt GMT as the standard, and if that means the sun is out from 9 PM to 9 AM, we'll get used to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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