**YK2** Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: *sigh* We had ladies in here for the first time and MG scared em right off.Nope... we were just off stocking up on supplies.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 *wanders in, lugging a crate of wine for Lady YK2* Grue did good. Grue fetch booze from cellar and bring like Yk2 ask. Grue also met nice Goodale people visting MBT and bring them back! *empties shredded human remains from composter onto ground* No need to thank Grue, is civil service. Originally posted by MasterGoodale: ...maggot lips ...schlong ......slather ...maggot ...pus pool!!OooOOOOooooh, foreplay talk! *blush* Grue think Master Goodale notice Goodale herd now on heat! Grue 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Snarker: Maggotized (v): To be initiated into the lunatic fringe by the lunatics in the fringe. initiated? i've been initiated? ...it feels so wrong and yet it feels so right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: You better make it a good one Keke or I'll send it back slathered in angry TNT with a lit fuse marked "Blow Up Sender"!! :mad: :mad: Lots of TNT and a QB map you've never seen before you twit. :mad: Make it a Russian Defense so I can teach you that your first win was a fluke maggot. :mad: :mad: PAH!!! It's your turn to attack, creepy mongoloid. I choose Romanians, so you could have a chance of winning (not really). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: *wanders in, lugging a crate of wine for Lady YK2* Grue did good. Grue fetch booze from cellar and bring like Yk2 ask. *Strokes Grues Head* Sweet, Sweet Grue.. If only everyone was as obedient as the Grue then life would be so much easier... *Throws a tasty snack* There you go Grue, now if you could just fetch the loungers for Persephone and myself and set them up in the far corner that would be perfect.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Axe, this evening I'll send you the file I sent to Mike in New Zealand. It has my German forces already selected, and you can pick whatever Soviet units you want for mike_the_whiner. I think lots and lots of jeeps and trucks would be appropriate. They might also prevent him from hurting himself. No sharp edges or small pieces he may try to swallow, you know. Teddy, my e-mail to you bounced. It's just within the realm of possibility that I used the wrong address. I didn't have time to check before shutting down last night. Try, try again tonight. YK2, don't worry about MasterGoodale. His bark is much, much worse than his bite. He's had all of his shots, too. We're always glad to have visitors here, they help keep us sharp. They also distract MasterGoodale's attention from the rest of us. 16 more days, MG, you maggot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Who let him out of his cage? He's rolling in the Peng again. Someone needs to give him a bath and hit his nose with a rolled up newspaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Setup sent to Mike in Nuu Zelund. I created the map for us by tweaking the outcome of the random map generator. I hope you will find it to your liking, as atleast I feel this will be a perfect arena for us to chuck TNT on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 AXE how much TNT are you furiously chucking in "Blood and Scones"?? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: *wanders in, lugging a crate of wine for Lady YK2* Grue did good. Grue fetch booze from cellar and bring like Yk2 ask. *Strokes Grues Head* Sweet, Sweet Grue.. If only everyone was as obedient as the Grue then life would be so much easier... *Throws a tasty snack* There you go Grue, now if you could just fetch the loungers for Persephone and myself and set them up in the far corner that would be perfect.. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 MasterG ! How about a turn here ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: Who let him out of his cage? He's rolling in the Peng again. Someone needs to give him a bath and hit his nose with a rolled up newspaper. Violence never solves anything Axe .. I think the poor thing is hungry.. Don't you lot feed him? The ladies of the MBT tend to shower our Grue with lots of love and attention, he never goes hungry and always has a warm bed in which to sleep.. and when he's really grumpy, like when after a huge influx of SSNs then a cuddle always helps soothe him. Of course, MG could prove to be very stubborn, experience suggests you need to treat any underlying hostilities from an early age.. In which case.. I suggest lots of TLC and a tasty morsel from the General Forum every other day... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 YK2 setting up her own personal corner in the Waffle... despite (or because of? ) The Maggoty Man. MGA escapes into the MBT, forever leaving his mark in the oddest titled incarnation of that thread. Fitting, I suppose. I blame Boo. Now pardon me while I go find and listen to "The World Turned Upside Down". :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: AXE how much TNT are you furiously chucking in "Blood and Scones"?? :mad: Oodles. Smope is getting 150mm shells, fire and hot lead in copious amounts. His men are feeling tired, many of them having tucked in for dirt naps. I had to watch the last turn about five times to catch all the TNT. Well done. :mad: :mad: :mad: [ September 04, 2003, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: I think the poor thing is hungry.. Don't you lot feed him?He gets his portion of :mad: TNT regularily each day. That should keep him happ...mad. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Who let him out of his cage? He's rolling in the Peng again. Someone needs to give him a bath and hit his nose with a rolled up newspaper. Of course, MG could prove to be very stubborn, experience suggests you need to treat any underlying hostilities from an early age.. In which case.. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 . Originally posted by Snarker: [Maggotized (v): To be initiated into the lunatic fringe by the lunatics in the fringe. :mad: :mad: Idiot! The OED would spell it Maggotised. Bloody Yanks, you lend 'em your language and they don't even take care of it :mad: :mad: :mad: . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Grrrrr... Flattery will get you nowhere. And Axe obviously isn't talking about the Oxford English Dictionary. He's referring to the Official Etymology of the Disturbed. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 gamey game game updates Dave H and I may have reached a stalemate. I have no clue how I'm supposed to get out of some of the valleys I'm currently waffling about. Dave is also sneaky. He springs troops from hidden places after all his other troops in the area are dead. Snarker and I are both trembling like those English troops before Agincourt in Henry V -- the rumbling of tanks can be heard and it's only a matter of time before what I think is going to be the most titanic armored conflict I've ever seen in CM. mike the wino was quiet, too quiet, in the latest turn. After three of the most boring turns in history, Axe finally turned up with the most bizarre assortment of forces I've ever seen. Was that a Lynx and a Puma? :eek: Finally, MG and I are fighting the CMBB equivalent of Rocky. Whoever throws the last punch will win. If you've followed the threads this long, the prior sentence will probably allow to deduce the following: I suck at CM. In any event, I can't rave about this game enough. MG's Soviet scum that had the unfortunate luck to be in a house my Pioneers just blew to hell might disagree. Oh, :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Best to let him chuck TNT and growl his pent up frustrations out. Ohh I agree totally Snarker .. At least for now... I just think maybe a little pepto bismol after feeding time would make his tummy feel a whole lot better.. I hate to think the poor thing is in pain.. = lots of :mad: :mad: :mad: and GRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS Next time the Lady Persephone makes one of her famous cheesecakes I'll ask her to add a little something especially with MG in mind.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Grrrrr... Flattery will get you nowhere. And Axe obviously isn't talking about the Oxford English Dictionary. He's referring to the Official Etymology of the Disturbed. :mad: :mad: :mad: Well duh. I thought everyone knew that. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I swear to the God of angry TNT and melted kraut faces you better be lying about that house incident Becket!!! :mad: I only know of one house you could have possible found my troops in and that was a fresh fiesty squad!! :mad: If you found them, then their 3 squads of brothers nearby surely found you :mad: And then I would imagine the angry T-34s nearby began chucking, slinging, spewing, tossing, spitting, throwing, flailing and propelling by any means available copious amounts of angry hot lead and emotionally unstable TNT in their general direction. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I swear to the God of angry TNT and melted kraut faces you better be lying about that house incident Becket!!! :mad: I only know of one house you could have possible found my troops in and that was a fresh fiesty squad!! :mad: If you found them, then their 3 squads of brothers nearby surely found you :mad: And then I would imagine the angry T-34s nearby began chucking, slinging, spewing, tossing, spitting, throwing, flailing and propelling by any means available copious amounts of angry hot lead and emotionally unstable TNT in their general direction. :mad: :mad: :mad: Oh, not lying at all. The house in question no longer exists, btw. And yes, there were other squads in the area, but as you may know, satchel charges carry a really, really big BOOM. And what the satchel charges didn't take care of, the artillery barrage did. Hee hee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 But the part of this turn that's going to captivate you is the "Dance of the Immobilized AFVs". :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: I just think maybe a little pepto bismol after feeding time would make his tummy feel a whole lot better.. I hate to think the poor thing is in pain..Oddly enough, that same thought puts a smile on my face and a song in my heart! Next time the Lady Persephone makes one of her famous cheesecakes I'll ask her to add a little something especially with MG in mind..Would a healthy dose of rat poison go well with cheesecake? As much as I would hate to see a good cheesecake ruined, it would be a sacrifice to a much higher calling. Seanachai - admit it, you're lurking too - thank you for the very kind words in your cute little thread over there. My feelings on a potential trade to the Peng thread are: If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve. Instead I'd probably go hang out with my buddies like william amos, Slapdragon, Desdee, and the other imperial storm troopers in the General Forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.