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Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

Is that Becket The Deserter??? :mad: Hi there. :mad:

My men ended up taking all of your territory after your scumbags scurried from the battlefield (some slithered). Your commander couldn't have been too pleased by such a disgraceful lack of bravery. :mad:

Good to see that the crack distribution centers were not affected by the blackouts. :rolleyes:

Are you really interested in continuing that battle (you know, the one where I've destroyed all of your guns, all of your arty spotters, and your only tank? that battle)??? Personally, I'd prefer to start a new one as you suggested, but if you insist, I will re-commence the long march to make all the flags turn colors (long solely due to the ill-planned size of the map and your turn rate, as all resistance has been swept away).

Let this be a lesson to all of you: don't stick all your guns on bare hilltops when you've selected high quality troops. (You see: Becket's elite panzertruppen blast all targets with one shot.) :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ August 15, 2003, 01:16 PM: Message edited by: Becket ]

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No I don't want to continue that atrocious battle. :mad: I was still learning the game then, so now I'm ready to sling my own custom-made TNT and employ my hard-learned tactics in an epic battle. I implore Abbott to create what is to be called "The Slathering of the Krauts" battle for us. :mad: Take your time Abbott and make it a whopper. :mad: I won't have an open slot for a couple of weeks. Then the slathering shall begin. :mad:

Abbott picks units

At least 3000 points

Custom Abbott Map

No Rain

Let me know if you accept this challenge Becket, and Abbott if you can make the map. :mad:

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Grrrrr!!

Just got power back after 20 hours of doing without. And it may not last. Turns out if I can. If not, what can I do? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

This is a legit excuse NG cavscout.

I believe you, but now, the power is back. So sling some of your rancid Canuck anger this way, and lets see if it measures up.
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Who is this Senile guy I hear about ?!? He ought to go back into his gnome-land to endulge in magic mushrooms ! :mad:

Originally posted by Dave H:

Prinz Eugen seems to be attacking me in a game where he knows which VL is real, but I don't.

Dave, did I not warn you earlier that there are false flags around ? Did I NOT warn you ? I thought it was a bit unfair, that you would defend all those flags, when there was only one worth defending. Had you been someone else, someone more vile and/or disgusting, such as Snarker (who is giving me the ass-whoopin' of my life :mad: ), I would not have warned them. But you Dave, you deserved more. 'Nuff of that, prepare to be run over. :mad:

Glad to have you back Shosties4th. Hope you recuperate soon ! smile.gif :mad:

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http://www.3dwargamer.net/bootsandtracks/ScenarioDetail.php?ScenarioID=60

As I now have a free slot or three for PBEM, would anyone of you maggots care take me on in this one ? :mad: This doesn't feature Finns, but what the hell, you can't have everything. I've taken a liking towards scenarios lately, after playing the excellent B & T : Beginning of the End.

If you have desire to be handed a defeat as the Soviets, let me know. :mad:

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Listen up maggots of Snarker's Victorious Past :mad:

Snarker is going to suffer a BRUTAL DEFEAT as he tries to attack my extremely angry, sexually-deprived, bitter, emotionally corrupt, TNT-Chucking Ruskies in our newest battle. :mad: GRGRGRGRGRGRR!!!! :mad: That boy's going down, and I aint talking about on his daddy's. . . . well you get the point :mad:

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Originally posted by Prinz Eugen:

http://www.3dwargamer.net/bootsandtracks/ScenarioDetail.php?ScenarioID=60

As I now have a free slot or three for PBEM, would anyone of you maggots care take me on in this one ? :mad: This doesn't feature Finns, but what the hell, you can't have everything. I've taken a liking towards scenarios lately, after playing the excellent B & T : Beginning of the End.

If you have desire to be handed a defeat as the Soviets, let me know. :mad:

Ok, send me a setup. I'll be your Huckleberry. Whichever side you want is fine with me.

oh yeah, grr, I am angry. :mad: :mad:

lol, sorry, I felt the twins kick again this morning, and I can't even fake displeasure very well.

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Originally posted by NG cavscout:

Ok, send me a setup. I'll be your Huckleberry. Whichever side you want is fine with me.

oh yeah, grr, I am angry. :mad: :mad:

lol, sorry, I felt the twins kick again this morning, and I can't even fake displeasure very well.

I hear you. You'll get the setup later then, as I'm onto some tcp-action just now ! smile.gif :mad:
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Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

Snarker is going to suffer a BRUTAL DEFEAT as he tries to attack my extremely angry, sexually-deprived, bitter, emotionally corrupt, TNT-Chucking Ruskies in our newest battle.

MaterGoodale (you maggot), this sounds like a painfully accurate description of YOU!! No wonder you describe your Russian pixels like that. For you, this is reality. This is what you see when you look in a mirror. How tragic. How fitting. :eek: :(:rolleyes:;):D

[ August 15, 2003, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

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Prinz Eugen I'll take ya on, I only have one going at the moment anyway...and it's down to the wire with Axe2121 . Just don't expect to walk over the Russians.

Yeah, I got Spam from lonely spiker boy too. Figures he can browbeat a game out of someone I guess.

[ August 15, 2003, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Robohn ]

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

It took a long time for first me, then my family and friends, to realize depression is not a character flaw or a weakness. Sadly, some people never reach this realization.

Cheers,

Jason

Thanks, Jason. I know what you mean totally. For me it was "You just need to focus" or "You just need to find the willpower to get on with it".

Actually I was trying like crazy to work around the problem in my own head but that was only killing me with stress. You can only struggle for so long before your body calls a halt to it all.

When that particular set of circuits kick in (and my research points to these being located in the pre-frontal cortex) focus became neigh well effortless as well as flexible (at least for me; it's good to know that those circuits are still there after they turned low and then off several years ago). You can write a to-do list and actually remember it and go through those things one by one during the day without beating on yourself to keep stray thoughts out.

Yelling at some with real ADD for not staying on task is like ridiculing someone with a lobotomy for not reading poetry with conviction. I'm only making a bit of a strech there I feel.

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Originally posted by Shosties4th:

Yelling at some with real ADD for not staying on task is like ridiculing someone with a lobotomy for not reading poetry with conviction. I'm only making a bit of a strech there I feel.

No stretch at all. My eight-year-old nephew was recently diagnosed with mild Tourette's and ADD (his mom has them also). He went through a hell of a school year with a teacher that said it was just "behavioural problems" and said, point blank, she didn't believe two specialists' diagnoses. His parents are in the process of filing a complaint about that teacher, not for my nephew's sake as he's starting at a new school this fall, but for the kids that come after him.

At this new school they've already met with him with open arms as they have two other students with Tourette's. They told him straight up - you're no different than anyone else; we'll just give you a bit of extra help when you're having problems.

Pretty simple, really.

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Yea, sure, I'll CHECKMATE MY OPPONENT. My adversaries had better be very, very careful now that I have studied the excellent tips provided to me by the marvellous PoorOldSpike. Having read his two emails I no longer wonder why he got the old boot. :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by Robohn:

Prinz Eugen I'll take ya on, I only have one going at the moment anyway...
Sorry, but I already started with NG cavscout. If you wish to lose on a different battle, I will give you the following options :

http://www.3dwargamer.net/bootsandtracks/scenariodetail.php?ScenarioID=24

As I'm a Finn, I'd very much like to give this one a go... :cool: :mad:

http://www.3dwargamer.net/bootsandtracks/ScenarioDetail.php?ScenarioID=64

King Tigers ! :mad:

http://www.3dwargamer.net/bootsandtracks/ScenarioDetail.php?ScenarioID=62

I'll play any side in these, apart from the first one. Choose the battle and send me a setup.

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Originally posted by Robohn:

Prinz Eugen tried to send you a set-up, my e-mail keeps telling me one of the recipients was rejected by the server (you are the only recipient). Did anything get through?

Dunno what that was, I have your setup and can open the attachment. I see that you selected the "B&T Panzers in Finland". Excellent - I cannot lose commanding the Finns, no matter how poorly I may lead them ! :D :mad: The turn will reach you later this eve.
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Shosties4th:

Yelling at some with real ADD for not staying on task is like ridiculing someone with a lobotomy for not reading poetry with conviction. I'm only making a bit of a strech there I feel.

No stretch at all. My eight-year-old nephew was recently diagnosed with mild Tourette's and ADD (his mom has them also). He went through a hell of a school year with a teacher that said it was just "behavioural problems" and said, point blank, she didn't believe two specialists' diagnoses. His parents are in the process of filing a complaint about that teacher, not for my nephew's sake as he's starting at a new school this fall, but for the kids that come after him.

At this new school they've already met with him with open arms as they have two other students with Tourette's. They told him straight up - you're no different than anyone else; we'll just give you a bit of extra help when you're having problems.

Pretty simple, really. </font>

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Thanks for the info Shosties4th. I'll mention it to his parents.

For the rest of you maggots - :mad: :mad: :mad:

Anger-filled update later tonight, unless you haven't sent a turn lately. :mad: :mad:

You know who you are. And, unfortunately for me, I know who you are too. :mad: :mad:

Jas :mad: n

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Mike the Loser and Panty Line Sore my fecking turns maggots!!!??? :mad: Mike did nothing but Biatch for 2 weeks straight about me and now look at him. :mad: Reduced to a sniveling. non-turn-sending drunk sleeping under newspapers in the park. :mad:

You all disgust me. :mad: I may have a few sigs that aren't to my taste but I intend to kick some serious, hemroid-infested asses during this next round of hate. :mad:

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