_Axe_ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Axe, as much as it pains me to admit this, I was in serious trouble against the maggot.Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! I don't believe in nuthin' no more! I'm going to apply to law school! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 So, how goes everything in the MasterGoodale Thread, or as we like to call it, the Confederacy of Dunces Thread? Just stopped in to say "Hi". So, Hi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Confederacy A five syllable word. Good for you Boo, good for you. And even spelled correctly. I knew the rumors about you just had to be untrue. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Ah, nothing like waking up to see two more of Axe's T-34s blasted into oblivion.This is what I see everyday, both before going to sleep and waking up. This overwatch platoon you speak of -- I thought that's what I had before you routed and killed them all. :confused: My infantry attacks are pretty good. My armor, on the other hand, stinks like MasterGoodale's basement. Tips are always appreciated. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: ... My infantry attacks are pretty good. My armor, on the other hand, stinks like MasterGoodale's basement. Tips are always appreciated. Jas :mad: n Play infantry-only battles. Play against me - I'm making everybody look good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Good Gawd what an overwhelming pile of drivel and trifle has been generated by you bunch of nongs. Having read EVERY SINGLE FECKIN WORD, I feel sick...and it's not from the alcohol this time. The only high point that I saw was some hatred from der Uber-Gnome. There's a lad to be respected for hate-filled bits. The best MG can muster is a bunch of angry emotes and that is more of an "Angry-Lite" vs. true ANGRY Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Mike did nothing but Biatch for 2 weeks straight about me and now look at him. Yea, look at me now. Less than 10 turns to go, all your AFVs about as usefull as you, at least a battalion of KIA, 2-3 squads doing the "poopy-pants-dance-of-death" (scared sh*t-less and running around) and me sitting pretty with a Panther and a Tiger on your last untried avenue of assault. lEwZer You all disgust me. I can live with that. Matter of fact, I live for that I may have a few sigs that aren't to my taste but I intend to kick some serious, hemroid-infested asses during this next round of hate.How very British of you...in a bass-ackwards, hill-billy, sister-luvin sort of way. Ya know the whole stiff-upper-lip and carry-on sort of thing. Although I imagine the last time you had a stiff upper-lip was when your boyfriend thrust his hips in an unexpected direction. :eek: Travelogue of "Mike's Canadian Adventure" when I return to Casa del Vino. BTW, did somebody forget to spray the "Peng-Off" spray when this thread started? I am noticing a stench that wasn't here before. Much like the "aroma of Tacoma" that I was blessed with whilst speeding through that garbage skow of a city, not that there is anything wrong with that. [ August 19, 2003, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Travelogue of "Mike's Canadian Adventure" when I return to Casa del Vino. I can't wait. I hope the door didn't hit your a** on the way out. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Travelogue of "Mike's Canadian Adventure" when I return to Casa del Vino. I can't wait. I hope the door didn't hit your a** on the way out. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: You may soon be calling me neighbor. :eek: Vancouver was almost a real city and the Squamish area was FECKIN beautiful. Wha-wha-whaaaaat?!?!?!?! Your talk of moving to Squamish is making me squeamish. [ August 19, 2003, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 19, 2003 Author Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: So, how goes everything in the MasterGoodale Thread, or as we like to call it, the Confederacy of Dunces Thread? Just stopped in to say "Hi". So, Hi. Boo!!!! How did you manage to crash the entire electrical grid??? Don't deny it. It's obvious it was you. Problems started in Ohio. You live in Ohio. See how clear that is? Now, don't start with the, "there's milions of people in Ohio" defense, it won't work here; there is no defense in this thread, just TNT chucking offense. So how did you do it? Drop your Epilady in the 'pool??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: ... Having read EVERY SINGLE FECKIN WORDAs soon as I saw this, your alleged "credibility" was gone. Nobody is going to believe that you read this whole thread. I'm not sure many of us here believe you can read at all. Canada sounds like a great choice for you. Dorosh and Axe gain you, while the rest of us lose you. Looks like a win-win to me. Are there sufficient liquor stores for you in Squamish, whatever that is? Do they ferment whale blubber or sealskins or moose antlers or hockey pucks or what?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: Do they ferment whale blubber or sealskins or moose antlers or hockey pucks or what?? All of the above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Dave H: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mike_the_wino: ... Having read EVERY SINGLE FECKIN WORDAs soon as I saw this, your alleged "credibility" was gone. Nobody is going to believe that you read this whole thread. I'm not sure many of us here believe you can read at all. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: MasterGoodale and Becket's3,000 point Meeting Engagement (fictional) has been T-saved and sent to MasterGoodale. (snip)...The Road to Moscow. September 1941 It is cold, windy and damp. The leaves have turned and snow is beginning to fall. Moscow lies 40 kilometers to the east and resistance to take the Capital has been stiffening greatly along one of the only paved highways for hundreds of kilometers. Battle is expected again, with the coming dawn…. _______ Good luck gentleman! WOOOOHOOOOO!!! Awesome, Abbott, just awesome. I shall don my Guderian hat and drive MG from the field like the Yeremenko clone he is. (EEEK, I bet that "Guderian hat" bit is going to make someone call me a Nazi. ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Ah, nothing like waking up to see two more of Axe's T-34s blasted into oblivion.This is what I see everyday, both before going to sleep and waking up. This overwatch platoon you speak of -- I thought that's what I had before you routed and killed them all. :confused: My infantry attacks are pretty good. My armor, on the other hand, stinks like MasterGoodale's basement. Tips are always appreciated. Jas :mad: n </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: Patience, young one, patience. The tale will be told. But I want to hear it now! [MasterGoodale voice]: "What?!? Do you think my boss is just going to let me leave to tell you guys who play the same war game that I do what I did on vacation?!?!? Do you think that, you vile heaps of skunk droppings and maggots pus!?!?!? DO YOU?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: [/MasterGoodale voice] Thank you, thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 I need some tips on how to get rid of mice ya bunch of puss munches. :mad: God knows you've all eaten your share :mad: I've never seen two cats watch a mouse for so long and not do a damned thing about it. He practically slapped them in the face each time he ran by! :mad: :mad: :mad: Oh yeah, turns out except to Edward Windsor that idgit. It takes a turn to get a turn. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 Mold, ants and mice. I think you need to change careers. Working for Orkin or Terminix jumps to mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I need some tips on how to get rid of mice ya bunch of puss munches. Time to update the MasterGoodale FAQ. Get to it Axe2121 before you get behind what with the onslaught of new, or potentially new, round of excuses. -mice -power outage -being a skirt-wearing, no-turn-sending nong -being hungover -being out of beer/wine/alcohol/mouthwash/paint thinner or whatever else hill-billies drink BTW, if you can see em, you can shoot em. Get yerself a pellet gun and take em out. [ August 19, 2003, 10:33 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 [ August 20, 2003, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Snarker ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 20, 2003 Author Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_wino: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I need some tips on how to get rid of mice ya bunch of puss munches. BTW, if you can see em, you can shoot em. Get yerself a pellet gun and take em out. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Goodale, Any good redneck will tell you, the way to get rid of mice requires the use of a case of beer and a .30-06. Be sure that Mrs. Skunk-nads is not downrange. Go to a local home improvement store. Buy a butt-load of mouse/rat poison. Poison the F@#kers. Be sure that Mrs. Skunk-nads is not downrange. Pets too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I need some tips on how to get rid of mice ya bunch of puss munches. :mad: God knows you've all eaten your share :mad: I've never seen two cats watch a mouse for so long and not do a damned thing about it. He practically slapped them in the face each time he ran by! :mad: :mad: :mad: Oh yeah, turns out except to Edward Windsor that idgit. It takes a turn to get a turn. :mad: Well, Soddball, now you have the inspiration for the sig. Don't disappoint, run with the theme! Abbott, the map is gorgeous. Very very high praise from me for this one. Love the force selection too, very interesting. Luck to you, Goodwhale. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 FECK. I just had the most amazing revelation. MasterGoodale is creating a little bio-sphere. If he would only plant some veggies he could be self-contained. There is mold. Get the ants to eat the mold, or at least huck the pizza boxes farther out on the front lawn. Once this accomplished, get the mice to eat the ants and the cats to eat the mice. You may need to fill in spots in the food chain but I think overall you are on the right track. The addition of the sauna will give it a rainforest effect which should aid in growing vegetables for the family. Prediction: At some point we are going to hear that it actually " rained on MG's computer". Finally caught up on PBEMs after vacation. I expect turns in the same timely fashion..sometime in the next 10 days. But the sooner you send the sooner you receive. [ August 20, 2003, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 20, 2003 Share Posted August 20, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: He practically slapped them in the face each time he ran by. I expect Skunk Nads does the same to you. I know I would. :mad: :mad: :mad: [ August 20, 2003, 07:13 AM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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