MasterGoodale Posted December 24, 2002 Share Posted December 24, 2002 pffaa!!! There wasn't a whole lot of kicking maggot! :mad: The krauts were quite relieved indeed as my troops slowly and gracefully strolled off the field of battle, taunting as they left, knowing they had lived to seek revenge and fight another day. I met with my soldiers last night as a matter of fact! :mad: Out of 23,000 22,953 survived so morale is high and we drink and be merry as we sit around wooden poles topped with a plethora of bloody, molten-faced kraut heads and laugh and tell stories and remember our fallen comrades, while simultaneously plotting our vengance! :mad: GGGRAGRAGRARARAAGRGRAGRGRAAGRRAGGRAGRAGR!!!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 24, 2002 Share Posted December 24, 2002 GGGARRGAGRAGRGRAGRAGR!!!! They're predicting 11-18 inches of snow where I live on Xmas day!! HHAHAHAAHHAHAH I'll be out chucking TNT to clear the driveway maggots!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 24, 2002 Share Posted December 24, 2002 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the woods, Not a single Kraut stirring where my TNT Chuckers stood With bloody heads hung by the fire with care We had just settled down for a good evening's scare Then suddenly one kraut head made such a clatter, I slapped it in the face and asked "What's the matter!?" :mad: "You chucked TNT on my comrades!" he said, "It melted and ooozed and made their faces red!!" I leaned back and chuckled, amidst his despair! "Of course it did maggot! You need to grow a pair!!" :mad: Then my chuckers all chimed in with laughter, and smeared the kraut faces with TNT lather! "Please stop!" begged the dead heads, "We've had quite enough!" "You should have thought of that maggot!" "Before things got rough!" :mad: My Chuckers now stood by the fire with glee, burning sticks in hand, looking at me "Hold on" I said lowly, and looked at each head Their faces were molten, their spirits were dead I leaned forward slowly, and studied the Captain Then to his surprise I reached out and slapped him! "I think we missed a spot!" I shouted out loud, Then grabbed a fresh can of TNT from the crowd! I slathered and spewed! I chucked and I slung! His face was soon covered as the TNT clung! I lowered my stick to the fire to burn, for a quick painless death this kraut would soon yearn. As the flame approached his TNT-covered face, my Chuckers were begging me to pick up the pace! "No Mercy!!" they shouted, all liquered up they were, The prior night's battle was all but a blur! His face quickly caught fire and exploded with fury! It was as though he had swallowed a hand grenade, it's TNT angry!! :mad: The other heads moaned and watched in sheer horror "How could you put a man through such torture!?" One by one I lathered their faces! Come hell or high water they would be put in their places! :mad: - MasterGoodale, GrandMaster TNT Chucker :mad: [ December 24, 2002, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: MasterGoodale ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Windsor Posted December 24, 2002 Share Posted December 24, 2002 That's beautiful. Merry Christmas everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Merry Christmas! What is this doing on page 2, maggots??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St.Nick Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Ho Ho Ho Ho!!!! Merry Christmas!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Brought a tear to my eye... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Merry Christmas to all! Here are the two scenarios designed for MasterGoodale verses Parabellum and Leutnant Hortland. Both designed as Meeting Engagements and for Two-Player play. MG vs PB MG vs LH No briefings are included as of yet. I plan to write them up after the Holidays and upload them to The Depot. Both battles are of manageable (medium?) size and should work well for either PBEM or TCP play. Any of the three Gentleman involved in their playing will be commenting on them soon I am sure, now that their battles are concluded. Both were designed to introduce MasterGoodale into multi-player so neither is very complicated. Straight forward Meeting Engagements with manageable OOB’s and interesting terrain and Victory locations. I hope you find them as enjoyable to play as I did in creating them. May you and yours have a safe and Merry Holiday season! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 Come on lads. I want to see whap looked like at the end. Molten TNT et al. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 25, 2002 Share Posted December 25, 2002 What? A unit change? They're HT's, but I'm being picky! Merry Molten-TNT-Maggot-infested Christmas to all on this thread. What are you lot doing here on Christmas anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 I play 24-7 maggot! So can you find the tank that will kill those HT in about 3 seconds? I'll post the after shot in a few 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 26, 2002 Author Share Posted December 26, 2002 Hey GoatFellator! Who is your lucky opponent on the scenario I sent you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Hey scumsack!, Splinty senrt me an email and that slimy, twinkle-toed, rat-faced little coward had the AUDACITY to challenge the great MasterGoodale. He said something about how he only had the demo for CMBB and I told him about the scenario you sent me and called him a TNT-lacking maggot! :mad: :mad: I haven't heard from him since so I continue my search for a victim!! :mad: Try to find the hidden tank gun barrel that killed the HT above. I'm a sneaky, evil bastard Oddball. :mad: I'm out of here! I have krauts to shred in a new scenario I made and I'm testing! OOOHHHH the limbs are flying mister let me promise you thaaaaaaaaaat! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Bump 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 26, 2002 Share Posted December 26, 2002 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: I've decided to join the "Wives" club [blah blah blah] I will be the wife or "bitch" of those who are lucky enough to defeat me!I dont want you as my wife or my bitch. When I win, I'm gonna sell you to Abbot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Leutnant Hortlund, I thought you liked Abbott! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 ok ok, in the spirit of the season I will give him to Abbot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 What do you think Abbott's going to want with him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Captain Posted December 27, 2002 Share Posted December 27, 2002 Can I suggest the next thread title? "Good MasterCheery’s Thread of Waffle Ale" Sorry it's been running through my head for days. :mad: Soddball, I congratulate you on running one of the more "civil" threads going these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 28, 2002 Author Share Posted December 28, 2002 Originally posted by Lord Dragon: Can I suggest the next thread title? "Good MasterCheery’s Thread of Waffle Ale" Sorry it's been running through my head for days. :mad: Soddball, I congratulate you on running one of the more "civil" threads going these days.My wives all know how to behave. Soon I will have many wives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: Soon I will have many wives. Not unless you send out the turns you own... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted December 28, 2002 Author Share Posted December 28, 2002 I've been busy. My Christmas holiday away from my computer business has involved building three computers and installing Windows twice. Still, my games will go alot more smoothly with this groovy 128MB GeForce IV in my rig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted December 28, 2002 Share Posted December 28, 2002 Originally posted by Soddball: I've been busy. My Christmas holiday away from my computer business has involved building three computers and installing Windows twice. Still, my games will go alot more smoothly with this groovy 128MB GeForce IV in my rig Try CMBB with AA turn on in the quincunx mode, it looks realy good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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