MrSpkr Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: I attack the elf! 20! Critical hit! Was that a Vorpal Blade? Steve </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I get back from 2 days on airplanes, to and from D.C. no less, and I come back to D&Frikkin'D????????? Ahh hell. I'll run my Half-Elf Anti-Paladin-Thief-Illusionist I guess. I hit Boo. Hammer of Immense Damage-Causing. Natural 20. That's 8,472 points of damage, Yukyuk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Everyone sing along... Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head, Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure he was dead. 'nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Little better than a troll Berli??? Well then that would make you alot less than a penny Boo swallowed and passed through his bowels. MrSpkr, Vorpal sword??? I figured you would lean more towards the holy avenger sword +10, and adds a circle of protection from evil 10' radius if i remember right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Everyone sing along... Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon his head, Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer made sure he was dead. 'nuff said. da doop da do dooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Here me! There ye! The moment ye alls have been waitin fer has arrivedsy! In not to make too much late with capital vOwEls you may ask whYy? Well the answerds can be found in my here text of scrollish literlalings wich harken back to the time of Dinocles, ruler of the dinosaurs. Dinocles the forefather of all that is reptile is also said to be the first of the lawyerlings. Dinocles lived back when the world was but one contingent called Pancakeus, but enough about Dinocles for now. THe anouncement here be'eth that i'eth of the great jive 'eth here by declared myself Dragon Highlord of the Peng Challenge Thread. All hail Dragon Highlord Gaylord! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I always figured that dalem was more of a druid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: I always figured that dalem was more of a druid. I figured him for a flamboyant 3rd level bard in Seanagnome's band of minstrels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: I always figured that dalem was more of a druid. Dork, is more appropriate. Pondscum, I'm ready for my regular beating. Are you up to handing out ANOTHER thrashing ? Do I have to really get hatefull, or will you just send a setup ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 I cast "Cylons, 10' Radius". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I cast "Cylons, 10' Radius". Definitely DORK. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: Uh oh...sounds like someone has been doing some roleplaying lately. I can see it now... Seanachai: Ok, you're in a tavern. You see an elf. Boo: (from other room) Are there any girls there? Seanachai: Yes, wait, no, you're not there! Boo: (from other room)If there are any girls there I wanna do them! Seanachai: YOU'RE NOT THERE! Anyway, there's a small elf in front of you. Lars: That's me, right? Boo: (from other room) Can I have some Cheetos? Can we say plagiarise? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: I always figured that dalem was more of a druid. I think of him more of the Cow Pat that one inadvertantly steps in and then spends some time trying to wipe off in long grass. Come to think about, that's how I feel of the majority here. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PondScum: I always figured that dalem was more of a druid. I think of him more of the Cow Pat that one inadvertantly steps in and then spends some time trying to wipe off in long grass. Come to think about, that's how I feel of the majority here. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PondScum: I always figured that dalem was more of a druid. I think of him more of the Cow Pat that one inadvertantly steps in and then spends some time trying to wipe off in long grass. Come to think about, that's how I feel of the majority here. Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: I get back from 2 days on airplanes, to and from D.C. no less, and I come back to D&Frikkin'D????????? Ahh hell. I'll run my Half-Elf Anti-Paladin-Thief-Illusionist I guess. I hit Boo. Hammer of Immense Damage-Causing. Natural 20. That's 8,472 points of damage, Yukyuk. Y'see, I never got into Dungeons & Dragons. There was a little shop that catered to that crowd down the street from my apartment (in what ironically used to be a Christian Science Reading Room) and I'd see the clientel going in and out or perusing various magazines, books or games on the shelves through the window, and I always wondered if they intentionally gravitated towards forms of chick repellent or if it was hard wired into their genes to insure they'd never procreate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ...and I always wondered if they intentionally gravitated towards forms of chick repellent or if it was hard wired into their genes to insure they'd never procreate. Now ,this reminds me , how dancing naked its important for procreation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: ***Incomprehensibility Snipped*** Send a setup, OGSF. My little match with Boo ended in a draw (soon to be rectified). But you, you I can beat like the sack of haggis you are. Not so much oatmeal in this setup please. Add more lamb's liver instead. And sheep's pluck. You definitely need more sheep's pluck in your diet OGSF. SSN Hint Of The Day: Underline in other people’s books. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Malakovski: Uh oh...sounds like someone has been doing some roleplaying lately. I can see it now... Can we say plagiarise? Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: My little match with Boo ended in a draw (soon to be rectified). Don't you mean "rectumfied" as in "I'm gonna tear you a new one"? Soon you will be weeping inconsolably, like a little schoolgirl who has had mud splashed all over her brand new frock. And I, as the mud slinger, will laugh with gusto as I sit in the cafeteria at the cool kids table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: And I, as the mud slinger, will laugh with gusto as I sit in the cafeteria at the cool kids table. I can see you never sat with the cool kids, poser. We never laughed with gusto. We just pointed and smirked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: And I, as the mud slinger, will laugh with gusto as I sit in the cafeteria at the cool kids table. I can see you never sat with the cool kids, poser. We never laughed with gusto. We just pointed and smirked. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Dear Hiram, Good news for you my friend. Contact Noba and Malakovski for a game. These guys make you look like Fionn. Complete lack of tactical prowess and finesse. You're welcome, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Where are the Chicks of the Pool , their more social then the rest of you lot, and surely will not bombard the thread with tales of Dungeon and Dragoning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: <font size=-1> Pondscum, I'm ready for my regular beating. Are you up to handing out ANOTHER thrashing ? Do I have to really get hatefull, or will you just send a setup ?</font>You are in luck, young one. Mouse is too busy squeaking to advance his 23 tanks, dalem has lost his way to Stalingrad (hint: it's the big burning thing on the horizon), Papa Khann has run out of both clanketty things and turns, and chrisl is still afeared of my fanatical Italians. In short, my inbox is EMPTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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