Boo Radley Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Alabama to Michigan to Minnesota. Is that called a hat trick of imbecility? Actually it was Alabama to Tennessee to Connecticut to Rhode Island to Michigan to Minnesota. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 9, 2003 Author Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Alabama to Michigan to Minnesota. Is that called a hat trick of imbecility? Actually it was Alabama to Tennessee to Connecticut to Rhode Island to Michigan to Minnesota. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Milady, try a movie theater. 2 hours of uninterrupted and guilt-free dry, cool air. And a movie. Good man dalem... If it's as hot again tomorrow, I'll do just that.. Hmmmm Pirates of the Caribbean I think... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: If it's as hot again tomorrow, I'll do just that..What you need are some good cabana boys with large paper fans. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 I really, really like fresh sweet corn. Mmmmmm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Posted by Joe. Acutally I've been thinking that what we need is an Official CessPool Handicapper so the lads can bet on the outcome of various battles. I, of course, would be a prohibitive favorite in all matches, but that's why they have handicapping donchasee. So ... what are the odds for the Justicar vs. Boo_Radley ... go easy on him lads, he has a delicate ego these days. I would nominate Mace as the bookie for this little sideshow. What, I ask myself, would be the point? Sure money bets are a waste. I think that betting on you to actually finish a game in a reasonable time would be far more entertaining. But, anything with you in it must be deadly boring, to the point of sleep. Malaria would be a viable alternative, or perhaps we could arrange some tse tse flies just to liven the place up. Of course we could all just troop off to the pub and sink a few in the fresh, cool air..... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auggy Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I really, really like fresh sweet corn. Mmmmmm! Even better when you wrap it up in tin foil and grill it out on an open wood fire. The Incredible variety isn't too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Acutally I've been thinking that what we need is an Official CessPool Handicapper so the lads can bet on the outcome of various battles. I, of course, would be a prohibitive favorite in all matches, but that's why they have handicapping donchasee. Actually, I've been thinking about this a lot too... *sniff*... and I want to be the jockey. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: <font size=-1>Anyway, adding young PONDSCUM to that list seems futile, but it must be done. This is the player (losely termed) that comes out of retirement to hand out another kicking to moi ! He is a wretch. A bloated, blaggardly blowhard. I sucked him into a rematch to make up for the last 3 episodes where he kicked my pixels all over maps HE chose. So he grants me this, this little thing and I choose his downfall by the scenario Von Lauchert. WRONG, FAIL.</font>Results are in! Number of burning hulks Noba left on the battlefield: 69 Number of straight-shooting uberclankettythings I lost: 0 Number of times Noba's hulks even scratched my armor: 0 Final score (the bastage blew up my mortar crew): 99% - 1% I love a good slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by PondScum: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: <font size=-1>Anyway, adding young PONDSCUM to that list seems futile, but it must be done. This is the player (losely termed) that comes out of retirement to hand out another kicking to moi ! He is a wretch. A bloated, blaggardly blowhard. I sucked him into a rematch to make up for the last 3 episodes where he kicked my pixels all over maps HE chose. So he grants me this, this little thing and I choose his downfall by the scenario Von Lauchert. WRONG, FAIL.</font>Results are in! Number of burning hulks Noba left on the battlefield: 69 Number of straight-shooting uberclankettythings I lost: 0 Number of times Noba's hulks even scratched my armor: 0 Final score (the bastage blew up my mortar crew): 99% - 1% I love a good slaughter. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Alabama to Michigan to Minnesota. Is that called a hat trick of imbecility? Actually it was Alabama to Tennessee to Connecticut to Rhode Island to Michigan to Minnesota. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 several more points of order, and not referring to your pointy heads Olde One's, Kniggets, and assorted other bottom feeders. One, you gentelmen, using the term loosely, put together the swamp runner scenario and sent it to me, but neglected to point me at an opponent. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem slapping someone at random upside their head with the cold,slimy fish of one of my patented Uber-Challenges, but I had the impression that you were going to assign me an opponent. If it slipped your Mad-Dog 20/20 addled minds, no problem but lets go, chop chop Two, ummm, nothing really, but it sounded better (and more accurate) talking about multiple pointy, forebrain lacking craniums in here than just one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Sir Augustus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I really, really like fresh sweet corn. Mmmmmm! Even better when you wrap it up in tin foil and grill it out on an open wood fire. The Incredible variety isn't too bad. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Well, I can guess by the lack of Poolers posting that it must be nearing the end of the thread and no one wants to start up a new incarnation. You lot are so predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir Augustus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I really, really like fresh sweet corn. Mmmmmm! Even better when you wrap it up in tin foil and grill it out on an open wood fire. The Incredible variety isn't too bad. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Good man dalem... If it's as hot again tomorrow, I'll do just that.. Hmmmm Pirates of the Caribbean I think... Pay attention to the scenery, milady. That’s where I’ll be on a sailboat this winter. Mmm...ice cold Caribe’s... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 ”It's my party and I'll puke if I want to, Puke if I want to, puke if I want to. You would puke too if you drink like I do” Thank you, thank you very much. And now for my next number... Ah, the hell with it, time for a little hair of the dog on my B-Day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARS!!!! Have a margarita for me! *hic* Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 10, 2003 Author Share Posted August 10, 2003 Many happy returns former Squire O'Mine. I know you enjoy going back to the stores from which you purchased things months ago and try to get your money back so ... many happy returns. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Happy birthday Lars, and may you have many more! /SirReal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Happy birthday lars. Did dalem or Seanachai bring you anything? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Happy birthday lars! BTW just how old are people on this thread? v42below Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Dear Lars: ...ahem... DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auggy Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Dear Lars: ...ahem... DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY! DUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU I didn't know you were a member of your local barbershop quartet, Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Originally posted by Sir Augustus: I didn't know you were a member of your local barbershop quartet, Boo. It's male acappella harmony to you, boyo! OK, post 299, I expect to see an new incarnation of the MBT (Oh, beautiful for spacious sludge) when I log on tomorrow. Something tastless and idiotic. I know you won't let me down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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