russellmz Posted July 9, 2001 Author Share Posted July 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...pert little...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...piece of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...piece of...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...of...of...err? What was the subject again? Anyone?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...of...of...err? What was the subject again? Anyone?...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Something about sheep in the outback IIRC. Someone mentioned little balls dangling from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: Something about sheep in the outback IIRC. Someone mentioned little balls dangling from...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Mace himself. Outraged, Mace charged back into the FAQ and yelled, "Well yeah so what, I got FOUR little balls dangling between my groin." "Four balls, Mace?" asked the other FAQ'ers. "What happened? The sheep get a little too frisky one night?" With that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 10, 2001 Author Share Posted July 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...Mace himself. Outraged, Mace charged back into the FAQ and yelled, "Well yeah so what, I got FOUR little balls dangling between my groin." "Four balls, Mace?" asked the other FAQ'ers. "What happened? The sheep get a little too frisky one night?" With that...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the faq author went into a long and too detailed lecture on the subject of polyorchidism. "hahaha," chortled Maximus, "he wishes he had anorchism like"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 11, 2001 Author Share Posted July 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: the faq author went into a long and too detailed lecture on the subject of polyorchidism. "hahaha," chortled Maximus, "he wishes he had anorchism like"...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...<big>I SAID</big>, "like"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...<big>I SAID</big>, "like"...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...I'm confused! Don't get me started on polyorchard..something or another. Is that when a tree has more than its natural share of spherical fruit or what? russelmz started rolling his eyes and said, "<big>NO SILLY!</big>...Polyorchidism, the ability to have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...I'm confused! Don't get me started on polyorchard..something or another. Is that when a tree has more than its natural share of spherical fruit or what? russelmz started rolling his eyes and said, "<big>NO SILLY!</big>...Polyorchidism, the ability to have...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...multiple... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 ...bumps for people too lazy to bump the FAQ to the top, and for people too thick to understand the purpose of the FAQ story (see Newbie thread from today) In order to form a more perfect FAQ, Maximus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...In order to form a more perfect FAQ, Maximus...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...consoled Mace, who was heartbroken that GenSpatton didn't like us. *Sob* "Where did we go wrong? I mean .. *Sniff* .. we slave to come up with witty posts for the amusement of our peers, and all we get is... *sob* ...is... *sniff* scorn!!!" WhaaaAAAAAAaaaa! "In that *Sob* case, I'm going to take this here razorblade, and slash my".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 13, 2001 Author Share Posted July 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...consoled Mace, who was heartbroken that GenSpatton didn't like us. *Sob* "Where did we go wrong? I mean .. *Sniff* .. we slave to come up with witty posts for the amusement of our peers, and all we get is... *sob* ...is... *sniff* scorn!!!" WhaaaAAAAAAaaaa! "In that *Sob* case, I'm going to take this here razorblade, and slash my"....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...friend GenSpatton's... [editor's note: just kidding ya genspatton. no physical or mental harm intended. please don't sue. ] [ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...friend GenSpatton's... [editor's note: just kidding ya genspatton. no physical or mental harm intended. please don't sue. ] [ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...cheesy polyester leisure suit. You know, the one that's green and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted July 14, 2001 Share Posted July 14, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...cheesy polyester leisure suit. You know, the one that's green and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> .....soaked with blood stains, err....um...nevermind. For someone not to like "drivel" is beyond me anyway. What has Peng come to??? Anyway, where were we? Ahh yes, polyorchid something or another with multiple whatchamacallits where as some things actually do.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 16, 2001 Author Share Posted July 16, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: .....soaked with blood stains, err....um...nevermind. For someone not to like "drivel" is beyond me anyway. What has Peng come to??? Anyway, where were we? Ahh yes, polyorchid something or another with multiple whatchamacallits where as some things actually do....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...have too many... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...have too many...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...dangley bits! Maximus'sss.ss.ss dangley bits hung from his.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...dangley bits! Maximus'sss.ss.ss dangley bits hung from his....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...cufflink, which made it rather difficult when he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ...cufflink, which made it rather difficult when he...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> had to flag down a cab, or swat a fly that was bussing around his head. So difficult in fact, that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: had to flag down a cab, or swat a fly that was bussing around his head. So difficult in fact, that...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...nobody seems to be bumping the frigging FAQ thread nowadays. Don't tell me that all of you guys suddenly found a life !? Well, there's one person out there that we can always count on, and that's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2001 Share Posted July 19, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: Don't tell me that all of you guys suddenly found a life !? Well, there's one person out there that we can always count on, and that's...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..him, over there! *points* He has no life, and he has no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 24, 2001 Author Share Posted July 24, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ..him, over there! *points* He has no life, and he has no...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..idea why the faq was on the fifth page, where it helps no one, except for the aforementioned guy, who is even now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ..idea why the faq was on the fifth page, where it helps no one, except for the aforementioned guy, who is even now...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wondering what happened to him. "I had just broken up with my sheila and went to drown my sorrows at the pub. While there I met this bloke named Mace and let on about my whole sad story. I guess I had had a few too many... I could have sworn that when he invited me to his place he said, 'This should cheer you up! I have just the thing for you." "Well I get there and look over his, shall we say, rustic little hovel, and it becomes apparent that what he really said was, "This should cheer you up. I have just the thing... four ewes" The pitiful unnamed-man rolled his eyes, then spoke again. "It was terrible seeing what he did to ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted July 24, 2001 Share Posted July 24, 2001 Whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted July 26, 2001 Author Share Posted July 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DekeFentle: Whatever...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> my cousin's name is. he took a big ol'..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 26, 2001 Share Posted July 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: he took a big ol'..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..chug from a bottle of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelU Posted July 27, 2001 Share Posted July 27, 2001 ...something rather strong as he knew he was about to be horribly abused. He looked around. "Why is a non-Penger bumping the thread, he said to himself. Oh yes, he just wanted to say thanks to all nasty Peng types for this rather useful public service." And then he stepped back, before the horrible smell of the Peng thread types could... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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