jeffsmith Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Gentlemen I believe the previous two posts have been addressed in this thread http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/007331.html [This message has been edited by jeffsmith (edited 03-05-2001).] [This message has been edited by jeffsmith (edited 03-05-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Babra Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "I wonder where the mother bear is...?" "Naw, these are the good kind of mushrooms..." "I've seen this done on TV..." ------------------ Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time -- become heroes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Give me that, I'll show you how to do it." ------------------ Winning is why we play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcm1947 Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Oh, it won't hurt that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 "Sure, the ice is plenty thick enough" ------------------ "If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 How about - "Nah, Madmatt has a sense of humor about stuff like this..." "General Forum? Why would I bother to post it there?" "Woot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParaBellum Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 *** allied soldier looking at a signpost *** "Hey, does somebody know what's "ACHTUNG MINEN!" means?" *******BOOOOOOOOM********** *** german soldier looking at the sky *** "Hey fellows, look! Finally one of OUR planes" (June '44, Normandy) *******BOOOOOOOOM************ ------------------ Klotzen, nicht kleckern! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Originally posted by The Commissar: "Would this brilliant plan require us to climb out of our trenches and walk slowly towards the enemy, sir?" Stole it from someone's sig file a while back. Sorry, pal Which was "stolen" from the Blackadder series set during WW I. The quote was from Blackadder himself (Rowan Atkinson) in response to yet another one of Baldricks "cunning plans". I don't know whether you Yanks can get to see the Blackadder series but the first one set during medievel times & the last one in WW I were probably the funniest and highly recommended! (BTW, "Yanks is not meant to be offensive but simply quicker to type than Americans... mind you, with the addendum I've just defeated my original purpose ) Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfpack Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Originally posted by Kanonier Reichmann: I don't know whether you Yanks can get to see the Blackadder series but the first one set during medievel times & the last one in WW I were probably the funniest and highly recommended! It comes on some PBS stations, I love the show myself. Never got into Mr. Bean, but Black Adder is great. Nothing better than a black, sarcastic sense of humor. ------------------ Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 How about this classic from the Looney Tunes series... Daffy Duck reciting his script in his own movie at last WITH star billing and set in a small reed infested pond: "I wonder where all the duck hunters are today?" *BLAM* *KABOOM* *BANG* *KAPOW* ......."MAKE-UP!!!" Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tss Posted March 5, 2001 Share Posted March 5, 2001 Kanonier Reichmann wrote: The quote was from Blackadder himself (Rowan Atkinson) in response to yet another one of Baldricks "cunning plans". No, it was Field Marshall Haig's brilliant tactical plan that was relayed by General Melchett. The full quote: Melchett: Good man. Now, Field Marshal Haig has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field. Blackadder: Now, would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking slowly towards the enemy sir? Darling: How can you possibly know that Blackadder? It's classified information. Blackadder: It's the same plan that we used last time, and the seventeen times before that. Melchett: E-E-Exactly! And that is what so brilliant about it! We will catch the watchful Hun totally off guard! Doing precisely what we have done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time! There is however one small problem. Blackadder: That everyone always gets slaughtered the first ten seconds. Melchett: That's right! And Field Marshal Haig is worried that this may be depressing the men a tadge. So, he's looking to find a way to cheer them up. - Tommi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tailz Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 Originally posted by tss: Blackadder: Now, would this brilliant plan involve us climbing out of our trenches and walking slowly towards the enemy sir? Darling: How can you possibly know that Blackadder? It's classified information. Blackadder: It's the same plan that we used last time, and the seventeen times before that. Blackadder IV was the best of the series. Lt Percy: "I don't understand why you always want to get out of the 'big push' Captain Blackadder... after all you're a decorated hero!!" Blackadder: "It was all fine and dandy in the old days fighting tribesmen with pointed sticks... it's quite a bit different facing a hundred thousand Germans with machineguns!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Heidman Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 "It's just a rabbit!" Jeff Heidman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz---thwap! "Message for you, sir..." ------------------ When nuclear weapons are frozen then only freezers will have nuclear weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Canuck Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 "Honey,...I'm Home!...." May he Rest in Peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priest Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Kanonier Reichmann Black Adder RULES!!! How about Your Failure is now complete! (Darth Vader a few minutes before he dies and the Death Star goes BOOM again) ------------------ Sir are you sure you want to go to red alert...it would mean changing the bulb -Kryton of Red Dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 "Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww!" - Maj. T. J. "King" Kong, in "Dr. Strangelove." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunoReactor Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Dont worry darling, this building was made to stand 8 magnitude earthquakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 "Bear tracks? You idiot, anyone can see those are moose tracks." ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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