Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 I bid the Elders, Senior Knights, Knights Errant, Squires and Serfs welcome to this continuation of the Immortal Thread. As for the rest of you... nice of you to stop by. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. What, you haven't left yet (Not to quick on the uptake, is he?). Well then, you have shown yourself to be a bit of an idiot, let's see if you can prove yourself a complete idiot. Now pay attention... Secundus) You are an SSN. You are not an Elders, Senior Knights, Knights Errant, Squires or Serfs. Do not come in here and challenge us as a group, but rather, chose some individual and challenge them. Do not expect Elders, Senior Knights or Knights Errants to accept your challenge... you have not proven yourself worthy yet (and probably never will). Of course, it is your right to ignore this rule... this is where you get to prove that you are a complete idiot. Lastly) Sound off like ya got a pair!... not that you have a pair, or would like a pair. Make some attempt at showing us that you have read a book, or that perhaps you have had an original thought. You may, of course, tell me that my Mamma wears army boots (Actually, I think she does)... thus propelling you further on the road to complete idiocy Primus) If ya can't taunt on your own, don't let software do it for you. Much better for you to be lame on your own than let some programmer be lame for you. I'm sure you know what to do to reach that complete idiot title that you want so much. Thirdly) You may be operation under the misconception that this is some sort of ladder or tourney... it is not. We couldn't care less if you have never lost a battle. Winning or losing is immaterial to the panache you show while playing. Feel free to ignore this... you do want to be known as a complete idiot, right? So, you want to be a complete idiot, and your thinking, "what's the worst that they can do to me... other than the whole Hell thing?". To answer that... Bauhaus, stand up and show the lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 And all the stench that lingered upon our house; In the deep bosom of the 'Pool buried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 And what better way to enter a Thread started by Berli than to cry: "Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani?!" [edited 'cause my Aramaic is rather rusty] [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 Now are our brows bound with thorny wreaths Our bruised arms hung up for auction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: So, you want to be a complete idiot, and your thinking, "what's the worst that they can do to me... other than the whole Hell thing?". To answer that... Bauhaus, stand up and show the lad<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stand up??? What happened to sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bauhaus: Stand up??? What happened to sitting down?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> For you, my boy, this might be considered a golden opportunity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Our stern cries of 'Please fix or do somefink' end, Our dreadful marches through dread Berli maps. Grim-visaged Knights give the Squires the wrinkled **BOOT**; And now, instead of mounting (DOWN Bauhaus) To fright the souls of the Scum Sucking Newbies, We caper nimbly to a nearby chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a Martini. [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Stand up??? What happened to sitting down?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Uh, actually Bauhaus that was the point. When it comes to SSNs we want to do whatever we can to ... encourage them to leave. What better way than to ... wait for it ... Expose ... them to our own charming St. Bauhaus of the Immaculate Thingie. See ... it's working already. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 New thread, new UPDATES! Seanachai has finally gotten off his duff and sent me a setup (and I'm rather alarmed by his openness about what he does with his duff... some things Man Was Not Meant To Know). We haven't even seen the map yet, and he's already stalling. Bastard, that's my tactic! stevetherat, unsurprisingly, is stalling. He's hugging the edges with his gamey British uber-panzers, dropping smoke in the center, and generally being a right bastard. We hate The Rat. I can't kill his HQs fast enough. Joe Shaw is shamelessly stalling. After I finished my last move and deleted it without sending it, he waited nearly a week for me to realize I'd done so on my own. Luckily, our rigorous turn-numbering allowed me to uncover the Justicar's gamey attempt at deception. jdmorse is either stalling or out of town (which is also stalling). I returned his setup at the lightning-fast interval of less than two weeks, and do I get any gratitude? No, the sandbagging bastard just sits on it with no acknowledgement. He's had it at least a day! And young Sir Lars is about to learn that while virture may be its own reward, there are no rewards in the Cesspool--only waiting forever for me to return turns. I'd stay and stall a bit longer, but I've got to go to lunch. Agua Perdido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: To the lascivious pleasing of a Martini. [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A pleasing Sweet Vermouth Martini with an onion in it and possibly some orange liqour. [ 10-03-2001: Message not edited by: Slapdragon so sod off] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 I would like to take this opportunity to tell each and every one of you to SOD OFF! Thank you and good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: A pleasing Sweet Vermouth Martini with an onion in it and possibly some orange liqour.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Girly-drinker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: Girly-drinker!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Better than boy drinker I guess, eh Perditto? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 But I,--that am not shap'd for civil threads, Nor made to court an tourney fest; I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want bile's majesty To put the boot in an ambling git; I, that am curtail'd of this vile proportion, Cheated of groginess by dissembling nature, Deform'd, unfinish'd, sent before my time Into this boiling cess scarce half made up, And that so cantankerous and maddened That SSNs bark at me as I halt by them;-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 Berli: (aside) It does my black heart good to see MrSpkr quote so well from my favorite play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Best rules I've seen to date. Panzerleader, quit acting like an idiot. Where did I leave my easy chair and my comfy slippers? Any squires going out for pizza? I want extra vitrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Seanachai said stuff about Minneapolis here. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes there are lots of churches - I assume that means things will be pretty calm on Sunday mornings so I can sleep late? And I must reiterate that I've only seen a couple of halfway houses, and that was when I was visiting friends. As far as you know. I too look upon our eventual meeting with a mixture of shame and delight - no wait, that's a different message board.... So I would gladly play step-n-fetchit for the Olde Ones here, if only to bask in the glory of some goofy dudes that probably smell like my grandmother's old house. A more disjointed post with more unnecessary paragraph breaks I've not seen in a long time. So I'll leave it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Tourney update.... IF you care... Not that you do, but I don't care if you do or not. Riiight... After a slew of my opponents, who I had crushed or was about to finish crushing, dropped out my remaining games consisted of 2 draws, 1 loss, and 1 win. This has sucked immensely but I will prevail. Worry not knightly scumbags I will right my ship and sally forth to victory. I have another game wrapping up where I have come out on top. BTW, Mr. Spock don't you owe me turn?! I sent my turn to you a couple days ago and I have yet to hear a reply. Afraid I am going to win, eh? Come on you thin-armed ninny...send me my turn. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Can't we have a thread without so much Peng in it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: Can't we have a thread without so much Peng in it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> punk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: Can't we have a thread without so much Peng in it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> One "thread without so much Peng in it" later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 And oh so lamely and unfashionably The Newbies, the weak and useless 'Pool gits, Have no delight save their utter demise, Unless they all deign to SOD OFF at once Whilst I descant on their deformities: And therefore, since we cannot be rid of them, They may entertain this foul-smelling 'Pool, By grappling and clawing in fetid muck Under the hateful glare of of their betters. {edited to say, "Take it home, Berli -- I enjoy the true Bard as well."} [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: my favorite play<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'd think Titus Andronicus a more fitting work of the Bard to show life in the 'Pool... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: Can't we have a thread without so much Peng in it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Time for a jolly sing-a-long: Lovely Peeeng! Wonderful Peeeng! Lovely Peeeng! Wonderful Peeeng. P-e-e-e-e-e-e-ng. P-e-e-e-e-e-e-ng. P-e-e-e-e-e-e-ng. P-e-e-e-e-e-e-ng. Lovely Peeeng! (Lovely Peng!) Lovely Peeeng! (Lovely Peng!) Lovely Peeeng! Peeeng, Peeeng, Peeeng, Peeeeeeng! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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