Lindan Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 37) A dwarfish "Master Rune of AFV Slaying" and a "Rune of Accuracy" inscripted on a gun barrel 38) secret code to activate "god mode". all units get 100mm armor and unlimited ammo. 39) you can produce new Volkssturm in town centers if you control some wheat-fields. cost: 50 food. 40) produce new King Tigers in churches for 100 iron (hills) 41) US - troops buying away your last Tiger whith a huge sum of money (gold). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Boot Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 42) A Domino's delivery guy axing an entire german regiment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zigster Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 43) The Taco Bell Chihuahua. "Yo quiero Panzerfaust" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arien Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 (44) a panther, tiger, sherman, and halftrack, transforming into a mechwarrior with signs saying "save the world" and hugging trees.. rember duck and run Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Boot Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 45) German Königstigers being set ablaze by the american SDI (yes, it really is that effective ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spook Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 WHAT???!!!! 1000 jeeps CAN'T kill 100 Tigers????!!!!! Geez, there goes my scenario plan to use 1000 jeeps, give them each a fanatical driver, and have each one ram a Tiger until the Tiger's suspension and treads bind up. (Even if it uses up 900+ jeeps in the process.) Ah, the glory days of TOAW. I suspect that Mr. Allen would get a rise from your comment above, Fionn. Oops, better add something to the list... 46) Willie & Joe (for the US scenarios) calling out to their platoon leader who's trying to rally them, "Sir, do you have to draw fire while inspiring us?" [This message has been edited by Spook (edited 01-14-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrapGame Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 I believe it is firing 2.5 metric tons of ammunition, firing 72 rockets from an ARMORED FORKLIFT, and destroying the better part of a Panzer Division's EQUIPMENT while incredibly notting hitting and injuring a single individual in the ranks. (Due to their amazing accuracy, of course...) CrapGame out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zigster Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 47) Sgt. Rock singlhandedly loads and fires that bogged-in Calliope over open sights into the advancing close-packed ranks of dumb...(you know the word)...who don't know how to take cover, while in his LEFT hand lets rip a sustained burst with a .50 cal, ricocheting the rounds off the Tiger he blew up earlier with a firecracker tied to an ice cream cone, and into Hitler's bunker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolColJ Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 <marquee> 48) CoolColJ making Tweaked Textures and Tweaked Audio mods </marquee> ------------------ ------------------ <marquee><marquee><marquee>CCJ</marquee> <marquee><marquee>BLITZ_Force</marquee> <marquee>My HomePage -----> www.geocities.com/coolcolj/ </marquee> [This message has been edited by CoolColJ (edited 01-14-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 CoolColJ, I know it is fun to play with scrolling etc but I'm sure some people can't display scrolling text (we've run into that with CMHQ). Also, I think it increases download time.. Just a word to the wise. ------------------ ___________ Fionn Kelly Manager of Historical Research, The Gamers Net - Gaming for Gamers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 48) IFTs 49) CCTs 50) DRMs 51) Table C7.346 DC placement va. AFV DR 52) RPh's, MPh's, DFPh's, AFPh's, RtPh's, APh's and CCPh's You get the picture PS. Yep, I found that old Advanced Squad Leader booklet in the cellar the other day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 (53) A suave British secret agent cutting down rank after rank of enemy troops using a Walther pistol, while the hapless targets expend hundreds upon hundreds of rounds of ammo at ranges from pointblank up to a dozen meters without causing the Brit to flinch, even. DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardb Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 54) "Mayers" greatest and most trustworthy speeches vol 7 (if you order now you'll get the bonus book "How to eat fat food without gaining a pound"). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolColJ Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Fionn I'm not sure how it would increase download time...its just some html code - infact just one word command ------------------ ------------------ CCJ BLITZ_Force My HomePage -----> www.geocities.com/coolcolj/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 I think what Fionn ment was "it's damn annoying" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamo Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 55) Jeb Steuart and the "Haunted Tank", http://www.gemstonepub.com/cbm/gallery/cbm47.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von shrad Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 Yea, what Moon said. Otherwise keep up the good work CCJ. Also, CCJ I think it might have been you who told me about this game one night at The Zone. Remember, we were comparing it to ASL and I was asking a bunch of Q's on how it compares. That night I checked Battlefront out and have never been back since (to the Zone). Was it you? My name on the Zone was SSTOTENKOPF41 but then changed to EVERYSOLDIER. I've never even played CC3 since then and dont miss it a bit. I do miss some of the people on their disscussion though. Like NicolusIII? He was from Germ and a great guy. I do hope he has made it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Christensen Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 I followed the link to the Haunted tank, and loved the caption: "Memories of the Haunted Tank! (DC's most realistic war stories!, by Stephen Gentner)" Yep... an M3 Stewart blasting three or four Tigers 1s per issue, using "hypervelocity" ammo for its deadly 37mm. While the comic did have great drawings of the Stuart and the Tigers, and once, I recall seeing the Stuart blasting a Sturmtiger (it missed by a few meters, and so the 380 mm shell caused no damage to the Stuart, the the 37 mm of the Stuart cut right through the front armour of the Sturmtiger), and another time, driving between two tigers and causing them to blast one another... As hungry ss I was for WWII tank stuff, I preferred Sgt. Fury back then. The last "Haunted Tank" story I picked up had the intrepid Sgt. having to go to a Tank Scrapheap (really...heaped in piles... acres of them), which seemed to contain no authentic WWII vehicles, and using a convenient crane to assemble something that looked vagely like an M47, which he estatically deemed "a fighting tank!." At last... after tanking out more Tigers than were built with an M3? Sheesh... The one redeeming feature of the Haunted Tank stories were the authntic vehicle drawings, and after they dumped the Stuart, it had nothing. But actually, there is one potential battlefield conversion that could have worked really well. In 1945, someone at Aberdeen figured out that if you raised an M36 TD turret basket 4 inches, you could drop it into an M18 Hellcat chassis. Without a muzzle break, the 90mm gun firing would knock the Super Hellcat back two feet, but it was fine with a muzzle break, and actually got better gas milage. Now, that would be cool... a 90mm TD that scoots at 50 mph. Just the ticket for Tiger Hunting. Kevin Christensen Lawrence, KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgdpzr Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 56.) Pikachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
civdiv Posted January 14, 2000 Share Posted January 14, 2000 57) 'Easter Egg' codes: a) Displays the sturmtroopen with big heads. Legends mode which allows you to take on Ghengis Khan's horde or one of Caesar's Roman Legions. 58) Paint rounds and loudspeakers, a la 'Kelly's Heroes'. 59) Teleport gates 60) Lava [This message has been edited by civdiv (edited 01-14-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bamse Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 61) Sneaking your Zook team 19m from a JagdTiger perfect LOS on the rear and ......... Saving Ammo ! Saving Ammo ! JT turning. first shoot of, miss by 11m(those small JTs are hard to hit at those extreme ranges. JT turning. World record in reloading the Zooka Saving Ammo ! Saving Ammo ! Second Shoot of, miss by 11m(exact same spot). JT stop. World record AGAIN in reloading the Zooka Zooka fires and SCOOOORRRREEEE.......a hit in the frontal armour leaving a ugly scratch mark in the paint. KABOMMMMMMM End of Story(and Zooka team) [This message has been edited by Bamse (edited 01-14-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lokesa Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 Wait a minute! I thought the haunted tank was one of them Lee jobbers. Is this another haunted tank or same series just upgraded? The one I read was from DC comics and could always be found next to Sgt Rock. I used to have a special series of Sgt Rock that was about their german counterpart, had about 6 issues following this german squad till they ran into Rock's easy company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TZEENCH Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 ?) The axis having the Death Star"Humm that moon on the horizon hasnt moved for 2 hours, Wait that isnt a small moon..." ?+1) Us bazookas develope wire guidence ?+2) Axis forces receive stinger missles from iran. ?+3) Us tanks start to be killed off be samll arms becouse they are imported and made from recycled soda cans. ?+4) a sherman aims at a stug and receives a "LOW POWER" wav ?+5) Muliple clicking on a unit causes the frase "I DONT KARE WHAT YOU LIKE" in rough german. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scurlock Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Zigster: 28) The A-Team. A single squad that fires 2.5 metric tons of ammunition, seventy-two rockets, and destroys the better part of a Panzer Division. Axis Casualties: 0 Allied Casualties: 0 Axis surrender, Allied Total Victory.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's only becouse there's no Italian forces in CM1; wait, the Italians wouldn't expend that much ammo before surrendering, and they wouldn't have destroyed anything either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoolColJ Posted January 15, 2000 Share Posted January 15, 2000 <marquee>67) Cause CoolColJ to stop using scrollies </marquee> Von Shrad - that was a long time ago, damn I had some good memories of that night. Yeah I was on-line just to talk! Because ever since the ZOne changed its software, I couldn't get CC3 to hook with anyone at the ZOne SO that was the last time I was there too. I was preaching the CM gospel Yeah it was me under the name of BLITZ_Force, my online CC3, Half-life etc nick Kinda makes me sad - sniff - nice memories, thanks for refreshing my memory ------------------ ------------------ CCJ BLITZ_Force My HomePage -----> www.geocities.com/coolcolj/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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