Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

bauhaus · November 21, 2000

And now for this commercial interruption..........Ever feel constipated? Speaking of constipated, Marlow, before you go attacking a profession, such as journalists, be careful. There may be more than one of us around. There are actually a few of us trolling the Pool. And myself, Moriarty and Berli are in that category. So now you better watch your back. But lawyers, have fun stereotyping them all you want. Me, I need to drink now and go make up a story for tomorrow's paper.

To the Newbies.........get used to it.

To the Aussies...........see Berli.

To Gerbiljoy, Seanapee.......ummmm where is my set up and turn. Just cause you're facing the second worse loss of your life Seanapee, doesn't mean you get to quit playing. Now, if you've already sent said files......never mind.

To Stuka..........how long do you need to send me a set up. Let's get it going you simpleton. Death awaits.......though it's probably mine.

To Berli........everything you said is true.

To Moriarty..........cheater.

PawBroon · November 21, 2000

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"And that's how you take out a Pillbox using a kleenex, a paper clip and a rabid monkey. Any questions?"

Now Jon and Andreas you are misbehaving again.

If you don't watch out for those short tempered answers of yours we'll get all Von Shraded again...

In defence of that useless Newbie I shall say:

At least he has a niceish sig.

That's not much but if he learns to shut up and post just his sig then he may someday grow on us.

BTW you very same buggers refered above (Well that's you Jon and Andreas).

Chupy, I find it a little short and lacking in personalization.

What is it with you then?

A mere Same for you Paw?

And Andreas, yes I am quite literate for a bloody frog.

If you managed to play some turns with all the mails going in and there while still being able to maintain a high level of professional standards then you are too good to be only german...

To Hell with you 2.

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And NO Bauhaus I didn't say SELF EXPLORATORY.

jdmorse · November 21, 2000

Ahhhhhh what a week......nice to see the 'pool reforming. A bit of a disturbance in the force and Pshaw thinking he caused it and all. Silly boy.

Now that the rapture hasn't happened and Berli hasn't carved 666 in our foreheads we can get back to what is right, true, important and loathsome. That is everyone of you who has, is or will grind my eyeballs into the dust. As to the other beautiful people, those who have are and will lose to the likes of me, Thank you ever so much for Dieing alot™

Where to begin....well lets start with the small fish....Marlet has made his initial debut on the tactical stage and I must confess has left me with my jaw dropping and drooling and much smacking of lips, thinking that this is dinner on the hoof. Seems in heavy fog believes that initial recon is best accomplished by driving a TD along he road and seeing if someone takes a shot at it. Well they did and it is only by the grace of {insert your favorite deity here} that he survived. I look forward to his next demonstration of generalship.Oh and Marlow, the fog hides many secrets...........

Sheepbleater as he acknowledged has LOST Lorak please note on the tally sheet if you would. Since Tanks are not little woolies he was unable to marshal the appropriate (apro-priape?) attention and apply himself. Take note all, a tanker (other than in some gutter outside a London pub) he ain't.

My lit'l bitch Cuddite has generously gathered his remaining troops under a nice copse of trees so that I may more efficiently utilize my VT which shall arrive shortly. I highly recommend a trial sample of the stuff if you haven't tried it before. Does wonders to troop morale, in trees or out in the open.

HereIamKillme and I have just started. I am afraid I must apply some discipline to the youngster for his own good. He is advancing under a cloud of smoke, which he shot about 15 m's in front of his advancing troops, leaving about 200m's of open terrain to advance across.He has picked up the questionable hamster habit of shelling like crazy empty areas of the board to absolutely no effect.

Chuppypuppy as he graiously noted above is a LOSER-apparent. I shall shortly certify his election to the same once the recount of his troops causalities come in. Seems he made a grave tactical error at the beginning....he chose to play me, a lawyer. Take that Chupchops, yer losing to about the lowest form of life there is [except for ninilist]

Lessarty and I are recreating the fascinating events of WW2 known as Sitzkrieg. Just us and the crickets chirping in the night. I suspect that this game will go like a sprint cycle race, slow pokey to a fast bloody furious end.

meek hamster of course was losing, as he seemed to be to all of us and has taken a bit of a walkabout. Or has he? Once a bloody messianic schismatic always one I suspect. Sasquatch is showing me the finer points of the "Probe" and already in the first turn I have demonstrated my total incompetency on defense. There maybe a game or two I overlooked but obviously you are beneath my contempt. Gerbilboy and I have yet to figure out which of our various emails we are using so I figure confusion shall reign throughout our game.

Oh and SgtSpotonmytie..........NO! this thread will never end, now bugger off you wanker.

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

[This message has been edited by jdmorse (edited 11-21-2000).]

mensch · November 21, 2000

Right.. my last post for some time, ya you pain in the kack holes.. I'm taking a break from this thread.. for two reasons.. I can find better bits of exciting morsels looking through my own ****. and two.. work is a bitch right now and got to build a whole portal before christmas (any programers or web people know what it means in workload) and while I am at it, I hope it (this thread) gets a rusty ol padlock while I'm gone too.. and a shiny bright new peng thread when I come back.

Work has been just a wee bit to heavy... and no I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANY TYPE OF SYMPATHY... bite me.. infact go mount your favorate animal.

Reply to this if you have any grey matter worth putting under a microscope, cuz I won't answer.. I don't care

here is an answer to any of your stinking responces:

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

if you do answer and I hope you don't its because you're just jealous, because the little voices talk to ME.

to all my pbem'ers I'm still doing the rounds no fear.. I'm not getting away from wooping your lazy asses, and naturaly comming in to put an update for wins losses and ties for lorack...

If you think I'm being to rude.. well I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

Tschüß

mensch

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