jdmorse Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 And now time for something really different....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesreidau Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 STOP THAT! Its silly.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgivney Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 I am crushing your heads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
von Lucke Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 Well you've done it now! I'm forced to break out the secret weapon: We've had translators working, in joke-proof conditions, to try and translate a German version of the funniest joke in the world. They worked on one word each for greater safety. One of them saw two words of the joke, and spent several weeks in hospital. Ready... Tell joke! "Wenn ist das Nunstruck git un Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittmann Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Blackhorse: Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Help Help, I'm being repressed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git un Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> BWAHAHAHA AAHHAHAHAHHAAAH...urk {dies} DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 PINING for the FEE-ORDS?!?! It's STONE DEAD! DjB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 And apropos to CM ... Let's not quibble and bicker about who killed who ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Beman Posted July 13, 2000 Share Posted July 13, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You're not arguing, you're just contradicting me!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No I'm NOT, you festering load of pus! OH! An argument! This is ABUSE! You want room 12B, down the hall to the left. DjB {in stage whisper} bleeding git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Babra Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 A robin? I thought it was a robin too, but it turned out to be just a brown-crusted bread wrapper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted July 14, 2000 Author Share Posted July 14, 2000 Sociology: What is the connection between computer wargamers and Monty Python? Seems like a lot of guys chimed in on the fun this afternoon. Any educated guesses? ------------------ Scouts Out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhorse Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 And the lord spake, saying "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittmann Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Pei Jesu domine..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 My father can beat your father in dominoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarDog Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Monty Python and WWII-God I love this board! "Bring us a shrubbery" ------------------ Cry Havoc!and let slip the dogs of war Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Another problem with CM. I don't think they got their translations correct for some forign troops. When my men are taking a break I've never heard one of them utter: "I will not by this record it is scratched" or " my hovercraft is full of eels." or " I want to fondle your buttocks." the last one may be in, but I haven't played as the british much. Lorak ------------------ "someone you trust is one of us"..........the illuminati * http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/combatmissionclub Lorak's FTX for CM <--Proud member of the Combat Mission Webring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freyland Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Camelot? No, its far too silly! Jonathan Beer. Its whats for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest olebooya Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 While we are pointing out innacuracies....one of the small heavy buildings is made of Pennsylvania fieldstone.....native only to the eastern US....i want my $$$$$ back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Fang Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency. Our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope...Our four...no...amongst our weapons...amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surprise...I'll come in again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Fang Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms- oh damn! Does my old heart good to hear all the Monty Python quotes. And yes I know that Cardinal Ximinez actually says those lines but I always liked the name Cardinal Fang. If you'll excuse me I have a comfy chair to fo fetch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compassion Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> One... Two... Five.. (er... 3, sir) THREE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Could he mean the Camaaaaargue? ------------------ Ethan ----------- Das also war des Pudels Kern! -- Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havermeyer Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 this whole topic has gone to the birds... ------------------ "Two World Wars and One World Cup, do da, do da!" --British Hooligan, sung to Camptown Races Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Bil, you can't wield Fionnsbane just because some tart in a lake gave you a sword. ( with thanks to the entire Python team). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Fox Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Fatang! What was that? Ohhh! It looks like an american robin. It smells like one.. And further more... [tasting noises] ...it tastes like an american robin! Let me try a slice. Hummm, Bil! This robin is beautifully cooked. Yes, we've made it in the oven all night! Well, Bil, ahahahaha, this is the end of your nefarious career! ------------------ "Pink Floyd, a load of old twaddle"-John Lydon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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