dalem Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 Was in Addis Ababa last week. Drove past a herd of goats. Reminded me of this place except those were young."Are we going to Addis Ababa, Mister Luthor?!?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted November 3, 2015 Share Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) too bad Kryptonite has no affect on you mis-begotten cretins. A nice solid hunk of granite however could work wonders.... Edited November 3, 2015 by sburke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I've never been to Albuquerque.But Weird Al has. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Really? Lame.In my day, we knew what hate was. And how to wield it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) we know. With all those people hating you how could even you, "lame dalem" not have learned something..... Oh and Happy join day Birthday. Edited November 14, 2015 by sburke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 17, 2015 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Wow. It's's been 16 years since I started showing how much more awesome I am than you guys. I bet y'all miss writhing in the grip of my superior play, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 How can you miss something that never ever happened? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Don't make me load CMAK on this new machine and time machine you back to our "dalem schools Boo in the ways of explosionism" days of yore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 CMAK? I'm not even sure this rig will play that old game. Unlike you, I ditched my steam-powered Coleco-Vision Stereo-Hi-Fi Cathode-Ray (Now, in COLOR) computer several years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 Good...gods...So...I've been drinking in the Wasteland for ages. Peng was there. He wandered off. That's his way. Always on Walkabout. Berli? I know all about Berli, me lads. Could hit him with a snowball, from my place, if it would snow.I dunno know. Dalem, you idjit, and Boo, tell me. Who should I speak with? Is there anyone still here to address? I grow old, I grow old... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 19, 2015 Author Share Posted December 19, 2015 The king sat in Dunfermline townDrinking of the blood red wine"Where can I get a good sea captainTo sail this mighty ship of mine?"Then up there spoke a bonny boySitting at the king's right knee"Sir Patrick Spens is the very best seamanThat ever sailed upon the sea"The king has written a broad letterAnd sealed it up with his own right handSending word unto Sir PatrickTo come to him at his command"An enemy then this must beWho told a lie concerning meFor I was never a very good seamanNor ever did intend to be"Last night I saw the new, new moonWith the old moon in her armAnd that is the sign since we were bornThat means there'll be a deadly storm"They had not sailed upon the seaA day, a day, but barely threeWhen loud and boisterous grew the windAnd loud and stormy grew the seaThen up there came a mermaidenA comb and glass, all in her hand"Here's a health to you, my merry young menFor you'll not see dry land again""Oh, long may my lady standWith a lantern in her handBefore she sees my bonny shipCome sailing home wards to dry land"Forty miles off AberdeenThe water's fifty fathoms deepThere lies good Sir Patrick SpensWith the Scots lords at his feet"Sir Patrick Spens"Fairport Convention 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted December 20, 2015 Share Posted December 20, 2015 (edited) Hey Boo, Mind removing your flea bitten hound from Emrys's box in front of your place. Seems he is back. You can leave the fleas, he'll probably need a few considering his are probably all dead now that he has had a few baths compliments of the nurses. All of whom I understand have been awarded hazard pay and qualify for health benefits under that NY first responder's bill. As soon as the CDC allows them out of quarantine that is. And for those trying to figure out what Seanachai is going on about in that drunken slurred speech- here is the long version and thank god he didn't use that.http://www.dltk-poems.com/anonymous/sir_patrick/index.htm Edited December 20, 2015 by sburke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 24, 2015 Share Posted December 24, 2015 (edited) Aaaw gawd, that Emrys thing has reared its ugly head again on the forums. Not in this pile of crap that is the cesspool though....yet . Edited December 24, 2015 by PanzerMike 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Just wanted to pop in and wish all you wankers a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and a very Festive Yuletide. May you all find joy in this holiday season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 What's a busket list? Is that something that people from the land of Hiyawtha make before going shopping?How can you miss something that never ever happened?First of all, I don't like any of you lot.Bth of all, I saw the new Star Wars movie. Yuck.Nexth of all ...Oh, eff it. Merry Christmas, you bunch of Pengers. I have Y-wings and you don't. Plus I just completed my Xmas Eve ritual, which is watching Bill Murray's Scrooged, drinking of drink, and smoking Partagas Black Gigante cigars.And Seanachai is calling me... Coincidence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 28, 2015 Share Posted December 28, 2015 Just wanted to pop in and wish all you wankers a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and a very Festive Yuletide. May you all find joy in this holiday season. Shut UP and Sod OFF! What kind of a Peng Challenge Thread has this become? "Hail Fellow, well met." ... "I say, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?" ... "Thanks awfully old man, I do appreciate the kind words and advice"It's enough to make one vomit in disgust ... in MY day we had a Peng Challenge Thread worthy of the name, with naught but bile and innuendo ... some of it was actually true. And now to see a bona fide Knight of the CessPool wishing everyone Holiday Greetings (and don't start with me, I refer to the multiple holidays mentioned ... not that I much care WHAT you lot think of my views on the subject.)In MY day if you wanted to bold something you did it properly, as men do, with UBB code surrounding the words.In MY day we had GIANTS here, GIANTS I say. These mewling kittens that skitter about now aren't worthy to sop up the spillings from the piss buckets carried by the Squires in those days.No doubt some will take the opportunity to ATTEMPT to debase my comments by suggesting that I'm of ancient enough lineage as to rival that of Arthur, but by GAWD I know my Iron Chef Sakai from my Chupacabra from my Hakko Ichiu ("Hewhosenamesoundslikeasneeze") and in any case there's not a one of you who has the caliber to dent MY glacis.Were there still Knights of such stature I might still choose to inhabit these parts ... but it's too sad now, it's too hurtful to see.So piddle along as you choose, I remain the Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread and I STAND FOR THE CESSPOOL!Sir Joe Shaw, JFLPCT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 29, 2015 Share Posted December 29, 2015 .And now to see a bona fide Knight of the CessPool wishing everyone Holiday Greetings Sir Joe Shaw, JFLPCT Yeah, but it's NG Cavscout, so really, what did you expect? I mean... House Rune? House Rune? OutHouse Rune is more like it. The device on their shield is a clogged biffy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 I am not a doody head...Richard Nixon said something like that and we know he lied. Ergo: you ARE a doody head. As we've always known.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 It finally happened. Emrys is back.*Darth Vader mode on*NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Emrys is back.[heavy sarcasm]How very alert of you to notice![/heavy sarcasm]Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 (edited) Hiram! I saw this and thought of you.That was truly sick and perverted (at least you can say you're consistent). And much too long. Much, much too long.Although the teen aged cheerleaders were cool. Just watching them perform for five minutes would have been okay. Try to keep that in mind the next time you experience the urge to bring something to our attention.Michael Edited December 30, 2015 by Michael Emrys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 What in the Hell was that?! Seenagay? Hi there? This is what The Mutha Beautiful Thread has become?Someone get me a beer. I feel the need to cry.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 ...I LIKE Emrys. Oh dear. What did I ever do to deserve this? This is worse than the mark of Cain. Much worse.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 Sburke is full of truth.Is that what they are calling it now? We always used just to call them meadow frisbees.Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 30, 2015 Share Posted December 30, 2015 When I lived in Rhode Island, while attending the University of Rhode Island at Kingston, I often drove by a side road called Smallpox Trail.Catch anything?Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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