Joe Shaw Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 Stenographers, there must be Stenographers. Noba.Another good point Noba (wow the stars are really aligning these days). I would simply mention that the account with Big Al's School of Stenography and Internet Service Agency is exclusively held in MY name ... just saying ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 8, 2014 Share Posted March 8, 2014 ...he must be looking to borrow money. Which he never repays. Never tips in restaurants either. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 Another good point Noba (wow the stars are really aligning these days). I would simply mention that the account with Big Al's School of Stenography and Internet Service Agency is exclusively held in MY name ... just saying ... Joe Yes we heard that too. You've been skimming that account for years, and didn't the Tax bill you "forgot" to pay mean that there is a warrant for your arrest? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I understand that the penalties for tax evasion have recently been made more severe and may involve removal of body parts...without anesthesia. Perhaps we can "discover" some evidence that will make his conviction a certainty. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 I understand that the penalties for tax evasion have recently been made more severe and may involve removal of body parts...without anesthesia. Perhaps we can "discover" some evidence that will make his conviction a certainty. Michael No evidence required, after all he is a "Banker"...... Cut and dried. Done and Dusted. Ipso whatever. GUILTY. Hang 'im! Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 We seem to attracting a whole new group of minnows. Yeh but....the difference is minnows serve a purpose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2014 Author Share Posted March 10, 2014 Another good point Noba (wow the stars are really aligning these days). I would simply mention that the account with Big Al's School of Stenography and Internet Service Agency is exclusively held in MY name ... just saying ... Joe Yeah, about that... I think it's about time to... cultivate a relationship with some other stenographic business. Some of Big Al's girls are looking a bit long in the tooth and their overabundance of perfume doesn't always cover the pervasive aroma of Aspercreme they must slather on their arthritic limbs. To that extent, I've taken the liberty to open an account with Mistress Ursula's House of Stenographic Wonderment and Whoopie Emporium (Chiropracter on call 24/7). They gave me a bunch of coupons, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Some of Big Al's girls are looking a bit long in the tooth... "A bit..."? A BIT??? They look like they are ready to go into the Wax Museum. Only a cluck like Shaw [bolded most reluctantly] would find them in the least appealing. Further proof, as if any was needed, of his moral, esthetic, and intellectual derangement. In short, he should be sealed into a garbage can and dropped into the deepest part of the ocean. Or better yet, strapped to the next nuclear device scheduled to be tested underground. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadekster Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 That last bit could probably be arranged as I'm sure someone in this thread has Kim Jong-un Facebook friended. I won't mention who...just be assured they are watching you. I am also not suggesting that Denis Rodman plays CM as that would be as crazy as some of you lunatics in this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grisha Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 Why does Denis Rodman only use one 'n' when spelling 'Denis'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadekster Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I honestly have no idea how to spell it. I won't give him the respect seven seconds of googling it to find out either. Let it be said that this is still a higher standard than I am willing to give various unsavory beer swilling sorts in this thread. Not that most of you sorry lot would know a good beer even if it smacked your significant other in the rear end, looked you dead in the eyes and then asked you what you were going to do about it. Probably go into a fetal position and ask for an fruity flavored wine cooler no doubt. Just pathetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Why does Denis Rodman only use one 'n' when spelling 'Denis'? "He" is actually transgender. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 I honestly have no idea how to spell it. I won't give him the respect seven seconds of googling it to find out either. Let it be said that this is still a higher standard than I am willing to give various unsavory beer swilling sorts in this thread. Not that most of you sorry lot would know a good beer even if it smacked your significant other in the rear end, looked you dead in the eyes and then asked you what you were going to do about it. Probably go into a fetal position and ask for an fruity flavored wine cooler no doubt. Just pathetic. What's wrong with fruity-flavored wine coolers? Why must everything taste bad? Is that how you prove your manhood? How sad. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Not that most of you sorry lot would know a good beer even if it smacked your significant other in the rear end, looked you dead in the eyes and then asked you what you were going to do about it. I'd drink it. err was that supposed to be challenging scenario? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadekster Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 What's wrong with fruity-flavored wine coolers? Why must everything taste bad? Is that how you prove your manhood? How sad. Michael Paging Mr. Emrys...paging Mr. Emrys. Please return to the front counter and return your man card please. It has been revoked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadekster Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I'd drink it. err was that supposed to be challenging scenario? Errr...you do know what this thread is about don't you? You failed on both btw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Errr...you do know what this thread is about don't you? You failed on both btw. Oh a feisty one! Can we keep him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 return your man card please. A brash assumption that one was issued in the first place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Lord God and Supreme Being of the Peng Challenge Thread needs no card. Any club that refuses ME gets struck down by flames from heaven and turned into a pillar of salt. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Oh a feisty one! Can we keep him? No, he smells. Actually he smells like Emrys (spelt, not bolded). Noba. p.s. Did anyone see where OFJ drifted off too? Probably his old timers kicking in, again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 14, 2014 Author Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Lord God and Supreme Being of the Peng Challenge Thread needs no card. Any club that refuses ME gets struck down by flames from heaven and turned into a pillar of salt. Michael Struck down in flames AND turned into a pillar of salt, Gracie? Wee bit petulant there, aren't you? Miss your mid-morning nap? As for OFJ, you now how he is. No stick-to-it-ivness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 The Lord God and Supreme Being of the Peng Challenge Thread needs no card. Any club that refuses ME gets struck down by flames from heaven and turned into a pillar of salt. Michael Christ supposedly turned water into wine. The Peng god turns ashes into salt. How utterly believable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 There are no gods here, only idjits pretending to be witty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 salty idjits at that, damn pass me a beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 salty idjits at that, damn pass me a beer. You are supposed to bring the beer with you, no sponging in the 'Pool. Can't trust the youth of today anymore. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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