Michael Emrys Posted October 14, 2012 Share Posted October 14, 2012 I like Bourbon. But it will never reciprocate your feelings. With good reason. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 14, 2012 Author Share Posted October 14, 2012 Wait... let's go back to the bourbon cookies for a minute. I am intrigued. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 16, 2012 Share Posted October 16, 2012 Yes but belly button lint intrigues you so the mystery may not be as great as you envisage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 21, 2012 Author Share Posted October 21, 2012 Yes but belly button lint intrigues you... No, I don't find you intriguing at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Hello, hello, hello what have we here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 And what's this Italy thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Boo is in a swing state. Bet Founding Fathers didn't quite grasp the magnitude of this perilous situation, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 I have to admit that even the microscopic possibility that the deciding vote in an election might lie in Boo's hands is more than a little worrying. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 Yeh, how long can a line wait while someone tries to find Mitt Bama 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 This post intentionally left blank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 My Brain intentionally left blank. There, fixed that for you. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 So Joe left the keys to the MBT with Boo and skipped town on a permanent vacation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I could almost miss having the old fart to kick around any more...but not really. Good riddance, I say! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 22, 2012 Author Share Posted October 22, 2012 So Joe left the keys to the MBT with Boo and skipped town on a permanent vacation? Pretty much. He and the Olde Ones have definitely scarpered off, which is why I shall be interviewing likely candidates for the job of "New and Vastly Improved (Like you wouldn't believe (Seriously, the only direction we could possibly go in would be up (Sideways, maybe if we elect (or hire... whatever) inanimate objects)))) Olde Ones. So, I am at this time accepting resumes, curriculum vitae, bakhsheesh and downright bribes, in order to construct the next generation of complete morons... er... spiritual leaders for the MBT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I imagine anything constructed by Boo can only look like an Erector Set™ blown up by explosives during a Category 5 hurricane. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm an Olde One already so you may recruit me a minion . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 ...you may recruit me as a minion. Fixed that for ya. Actually though, I doubt your services will be required as I understand that the new administration intends to upgrade and modernize the Pool's sanitary facilities. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 23, 2012 Author Share Posted October 23, 2012 I'm an Olde One already so you may recruit me a minion . You have the requisite stench, but that alone does not mean you can be an Olde One. Okay, okay... you're stupid, too and dangerously incontinent, but you're still shy of the mark; something you've probably heard all your life. And I didn't hear any mention of a bribe, so SIDDOWN! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Something isn't right here, how can you idiots make all of these earth-shattering decisions? There is not half a brain among the lot of you....I guess that qualifies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Something isn't right here... Have you considered bathing? Ever? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Have I considered bathing? Ever? No never. Michael There, I tidied that up for ya. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 There, I tidied that up for ya. How nice. Perhaps you should be made the sanitary engineer for the Pool. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Would you be my campaign manager? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Would you be my campaign manager? What's my cut of the bribes? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 What's my cut of the bribes? Michael You'll get a percentage, probably around 20 or 30 to match your IQ. How's that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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