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Warts 'n' all

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  1. One day in spring '44 whilst hauling a consignment of 25lbr shells to Portsmouth Docks, Paddy's Bedford veered off the road and slammed into the side wall of The Bridge Tavern. Having gingerly extricated himself from the wreckage Paddy finds PC Plod waiting for him, notebook in hand.

    Plod :- Been drinking have we, Sir?

    Paddy :- Drink, me fecking arse! I got distracted by some gob****e calling me a Brit. Now, be on you bike and tell Mr. Jorrocks to send some REME boys to get me truck out of the fecking pub wall.

  2. 2 hours ago, Lucky_Strike said:

    Rightly so, nothing better than a stressed royal.

    Sadly, The Royal Oak pub in my hometown got demolished in 1975. Either, they wanted to build a new office and shop development, or they still hadn't gotten over the fact that the Parliamentarians won the battle fought here during the Civil War. In the words of a fictional politician, "I couldn't possibly comment."

  3. 8 hours ago, umlaut said:

    Reminds of of Jimmi Carr:
    "I thought my girlfriend was a slag, when she said I was her thirty second lover. Then I realised she was talking about time". :D

    I seem to remember that when Michael "I don't sing, and I don't drink Pepsi" Jackson used a picture of this beer in one of his books back in the 1980's, it was captioned "It doesn't mean what you think it does".

  4. 7 hours ago, John Kettler said:

     repainted (including hot pink overall) T-34/85 in some UK park

    A park is something of an over statement. It is actually on a piece of waste ground just off the Old Kent Road. Not far from where Brian Epstein used to get beaten up when he went out looking for rough trade. It is seen here sporting a blend of NHS blue, rainbows, hearts and a poppy. It reminds me of the days when County Hall would be "adorned" with the number of unemployed, just to piss off the Milk Snatcher.   ...    

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