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    GreenAsJade got a reaction from rocketman in CM Helper 1.6.1 available   
    ... knows about CMBS.
     
    http://bit.ly/cm-helper
     
    Thanks to Bud for digging out the info I needed.
     
     
    GaJ
     
    (Edit: it looks like its working OK on Mac and Windows)
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    GreenAsJade reacted to costard in The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder   
    Joe you should know as well as anyone: pay monkeys, get feces thrown at you.
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    GreenAsJade reacted to Joe Shaw in The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder   
    You may be a Senior member on the Outreboards but you're less than nothing here so your insolent suggestion is dismissed with the contempt it deserves.
    And I strongly suspect that your mother lied to you about many things, not least your age. Furtherless there is no email address in your profile nor even a general location. Yes, yes it was in the rules ... or at least in one of the incarnations of the rules in the past 13 or so years. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

    Joe
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    GreenAsJade reacted to Boo Radley in The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder   
    Oh, please! That was, without a doubt the largest, steaming piece of shameless self-indulgent, self-promoting, self-abusive nonsensical crap I've ever seen.
    And Not only have I been around here for over ten years, but I also work in advertising!

    How do you get that head of yours through doors? If it gets any larger, it'll shift the earth's axis.

    I hope you at least washed your hands when you were done typing it.
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    GreenAsJade reacted to ng cavscout in The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder   
    Ah, brings a tear to my eye it does. No, not your barely passable command of the King's English Joe Shaw, I actually think it is the acrid odor that fills the room when one of the Oddstralyians lifts his arms to pat himself on the back for giving the world the band Men At Work.
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    GreenAsJade reacted to Joe Shaw in The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder   
    In the beginning darkness enfolded the land and there was no joy to be had ... nay not even in Mudville ... and the people lamented their station and begged for a savior to come among them.

    Whether that happened or not is up to you I suppose but in lieu of the real thing Seanachai did stagger by and started ... THE THREAD! And the people saw it and said it was good. But then more people saw it, joined it and it became ... less good.

    So Seanachai called together the Olde Ones and said unto them ... "We need someone who will Champion the Peng Challenge Thread and will uphold the traditions and rules of the thread." And the Olde Ones agreed ... of course he was witholding the booze until they did agree but even so they agreed. "But who," they asked, " would be capable of handling such an enormous responsibility?"

    "There is only one man for the job," sayeth Seanachai to them, "Sir Joe Shaw."

    And so it was that Sir Joe Shaw became the Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread. And as Justicar he upheld the decrees of the Olde Ones and the traditions of the Peng Challenge Thread. And in time it became even greater, it became the M.B.T. the Mutha Beautiful Thread and the CessPool. And it was good. And Joe Shaw became not only the Justicar but the Justicar for LIFE of the Peng Challenge Thread and he determined that an assistant would be good, for Joe Shaw was frequently out of town on business.

    Lacking any suitable candidates he basically tossed a coin and asked Sir Boo Radley to join the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread as the Assistant Adjunct Alternate Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread and Boo Radley, having failed in his bid for Assistant Home Room Monitor in 6th Grade, was only too thrilled to accept.

    Time proved this to be one of the worst decisions in the history of mankind but what can you do. So to salvage this situation YOUR Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread has once again come to your rescue with this new incarnation of the Thread that will never die. Here, therefore, are the RULES!

    J) Sod Off ... no really, if you're looking for a "hail fellow, well met" welcome you've come to the wrong place. This is a place for bile and torment and if you can't dish it out in a witty and engaging manner and then take more of the same best just trot off to the Outreboards and talk about armor spalling or something.

    O) Still haven't left? Are you missing a few brain cells? Well here's the deal, if you MUST stick around, and really we'd strongly advise you to Sod Off, then show that you have some game. No, not SKILL at Combat Mission, we could care less. Show some skill at taunting and flinging virtual feces around. Which brings me to ...

    E) Don't ACTUALLY fling feces and don't be flinging any racial or sexist comments about either. In fact just avoid any of the "isms." Here we don't care what you are or where you're from (unless you're from Australia in which case what the hell's the matter with you?) Here you are known by the content of your posts.

    S) So sound off like you have a pair but don't sound off ABOUT your pair if you get my drift. There are children present and even some technically adult children (I'm looking at you Emrys) and we wouldn't want to turn their shell like ears aflame ... unless in the case of Emrys the entire head was aflame.

    H) DON'T abuse the Ladies of the Pool, if they're willing to put up with us they are to be cherished.

    A) So find yourself some Serf or Squire and challenge them to a game of CM, then post the resulting hilarity here. Show some spunk, some verve, some panache and perhaps (you should BE so lucky) some down at the heels Knight will take pity on you and propose you as Serf to the CessPool and from that point it's up to you and Bob's your uncle. In the fullness of time you could be taken to Squire by a Knight and if you're found worthy (excuse me, I just spit coffee on my monitor) you TOO could be ... wait for it ... a Knight of the CessPool.

    W) Follow these rules and all will be well, follow them not and the membership could vote to send you to Coventry and none here will then respond to your posts.

    Or you could just Sod Off ...

    Sir Joe Shaw JFLPCT
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    GreenAsJade got a reaction from Holien in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    H2HH turned into CMH some time back ... they're the same thing, only CMH is more recent.
     
    If you're happy with the H2HH that you have, then you don't have to change, but if you even need support you'll need to update first - I can't support H2HH any more.  Also CMH has some things that H2HH doesn't.   Most noticeable is that all games are on a single pane, instead of spread between separate panes per game type.   Also, CMH tells you what versions/patches you have installed of the various games.
    GaJ
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    GreenAsJade got a reaction from Odin in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    Hi All,
     
    CMH 1.5.0 is at http://bit.ly/cm-helper
     
    The main motivation for this release is to eliminate the occasional case where if Windows crashes with CMH open this would cause CMH to have errors starting up next time (it's "App State" would get corrupted).
     
    1.5.0 tries even harder than before to avoid this.
     
    In addition, 1.5.0 now keeps the "notes" about games (game->right click->Notes) separately - in text files that you can find yourself if you need to, and that CMH will never delete.   So if something does go wrong, at least these are not lost.
     
    There are a couple of other minor bugfixes as well.
    GaJ
     
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    GreenAsJade got a reaction from LukeFF in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    Hi All,
     
    CMH 1.5.0 is at http://bit.ly/cm-helper
     
    The main motivation for this release is to eliminate the occasional case where if Windows crashes with CMH open this would cause CMH to have errors starting up next time (it's "App State" would get corrupted).
     
    1.5.0 tries even harder than before to avoid this.
     
    In addition, 1.5.0 now keeps the "notes" about games (game->right click->Notes) separately - in text files that you can find yourself if you need to, and that CMH will never delete.   So if something does go wrong, at least these are not lost.
     
    There are a couple of other minor bugfixes as well.
    GaJ
     
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    GreenAsJade reacted to GreenAsJade in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    Hi All,
     
    CMH 1.5.0 is at http://bit.ly/cm-helper
     
    The main motivation for this release is to eliminate the occasional case where if Windows crashes with CMH open this would cause CMH to have errors starting up next time (it's "App State" would get corrupted).
     
    1.5.0 tries even harder than before to avoid this.
     
    In addition, 1.5.0 now keeps the "notes" about games (game->right click->Notes) separately - in text files that you can find yourself if you need to, and that CMH will never delete.   So if something does go wrong, at least these are not lost.
     
    There are a couple of other minor bugfixes as well.
    GaJ
     
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    GreenAsJade reacted to Vanir Ausf B in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    Working fine so far. Thanks!
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    GreenAsJade reacted to BadgerDog in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    Thanks partner...
     
    Downloading for MAC and will install to test...
     
    Regards,
    Doug
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    GreenAsJade reacted to A co in CM Helper 1.5.0: please update (windows users particularly)   
    Thanks for all the work you do on this!
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    GreenAsJade reacted to LukeFF in Nice new forum   
    Plenty of people were complaining that it was rubbish. Apparently you've not been keeping up with posts here lately.
     
    Sure, if you liked having to refresh the forum constantly for it to recognize one's login info and not having it properly mark topics as read, then it was great, but I've a hunch not many people were in that group.
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    GreenAsJade reacted to fatehunter in Nice new forum   
    My old car is 30 years old. I can't get parts. It is much less efficient, and I want to use it as a courier service. But hey, I don't want to upgrage. Just give me the old crap!!!!
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