athkatla

Hey, I'm damn near 27, but I really suck at this game. Just ask Soddball, Goanna, BigDog, athkatla, StormBringer, and anybody else I've ever played against. The last clear victory I can remember was back in the Demo Days, when I played Rick Brown. The AAR from that battle is still around on the CMHQ site, but Rick's been MIA for years. Hope he's well; he was a good bloke. Sorry for the diversion down memory lane. Getting back on track, I have 2 games going currently (just threw in the towel on the 3rd) and could spare some braincycles for another. I live in EST and like to get in a couple/few turns on most nights. DjB</font>

It has to be Dung Heap for me, purely for the simple reason that I challenged him in the MBT over a week ago, and he set one of his minions on to provide the setup, which he failed miserably to do. Death By Pork Pie's is his fate, made to eat pork pie's continuously until his demise in an explosion of entrails and various foul smelling bodily parts and fluids.

Out, out! Get out! Out before I drop very heavy objects from a great height onto your pointy little head! Out before I take a rotary sander to your questionable swampy bits! Out before I become mildly irritated. Go, hence, begone. Stand not upon the order of your going, but go at once. Run! Run quickly from here, run to the other side of Europe, flee for your life nor give one backward glance! I never hope to see you again in this world or the next. Never speak to me, never approach me, never advertise your presence to me by the smallest sound, or by Berli's Bushy Beard, I will do such things...I know not what they are, but they will be the terrors of the earth. Flee hence, be not here, but somewhere in the vast Elsewhere to which I have no access. Be removed, sod off, heraus, get utterly outly out! You have my permission to go drown yourself.</font>

Not forgetting:- SO-Sod Off

Well not entirely nothing. The fun of beating you by about 91 to 9 will make it worthwhile.</font>

Agreed, I don't think this has anything to do with the game, and it should be posted on a more suitable site.

I don't know if you are Chris Kelly, who owns the site about the A&SOH linked to this post, but anyway, if you are you might be interested to know that the story of Pte Tom Barker interested me quite a lot, as he is my uncle. He is now retired and lives near Perth in Australia.

Damn Joes Squaw you inflict possibly the worst conditions ever for a game on us, then say it's dead!!! Now myself and CMPlayer are wandering about in an unholy map, where neither of us can see 2 yards in front of our faces, and for what! FOR NOTHING......you damn well cancelled the Tourney.......you doddering old git!

Yeah right........what he said!

Lurkalot maybe you should dig a deep hole, about 100' deep should do, get in it then fill it back up, that way we won't have to listen to your pathetic whimperings. You make me want to vomit with your pitiful excuses. A knight! You aren't even worthy to be the serf of the Serf To The Entire Cesspool!

Ahhh, I see your tactic MP3Player, you think your support for me will result in me taking it easy on you in our present wander-around-a-battlefield-seeing-nowt-and-bumping-into-each-other scenario. Wrong, I shall play with you (in a warlike way, of course) before crushing you beneath the feet of my uber troops and their buxom floosies! Ok so I edited it twice....umm, 3 times.....Sod Off! [ July 18, 2002, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Hmmm, let me think........err, no I don't think so!

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't be arsed to get a mirror, or attempt to read this obvious crap backwards. What are you trying to prove Gone-with-the-wind? Just sod off ok? In fact better than that.......SOD OFF! You got it yet....SOD FECKING OFF!!

Dear HennyPenny, Sod? Rug? Rye grass? Sorry, I recognize the words as being English, but the way you've strung them together doesn't really make a whole lot of sense. Well, you are a Californian, so I guess that's to be expected. On to other news: Just finished my first game with Athman. Let me tell you what a supremely gamey bastiche he is. Q) He tells me where he is in the fog so I can target my arty on him, but he really was someplace else! E) He poked his head out of the fog with little split squads, making me chase after him and then he meets me with Ht's, tanks and about a bazillion French weenies who shoot me full of holes. D) He whittles away my troops until all I'm left with are a few retired saurbrat salesmen, and then he sends his bazillion Poof-boys in to mow me down! Result? A draw, merely because he didn't bother with one whole side of the map. He's a git, too. Did I mention that? Oh Sackajaweenie? I put the question to the Olde Ones concerning the elevation of my squire Lurker. After you've had a transfusion or two, could you please address this? Thank you.</font>

Try not to show your ignorance too much old chap, I may be a "lowly" serf, but that places me in a far more exalted position than you can ever hope to achieve. Now to quote a mate of mine, "Get your arse out of here before you get a smack in the gob", which in our case would be beneficial, as then we wouldn't have to listen to this mindless drivel that vomits from your biggest orifice, due to a severe case of fist in mouth. Oh, and don't think this petty taunting will result in me challenging you, as you are WAY below my level. I would rather play a tick off a dog's arse than stoop so low as to respond to any challenge from a whimpering attention seeker like yourself.

Hmmmmmm, I wonder what SenileGuy was on while in Canada?

The man has spunk........now sod off before you REALLY get your ass kicked!

What a great screen shot, I love it!!

Boy oh boy, are you gonna get your ass kicked in a short while. Meanwhile, just..................SOD OFF.

BOOT Nearly off the 1st page, damnit!! TURN, BO then sod off.

OK. Let's go over this one more time, because evidently explaining it to you twice, wasn't enough to get it to sink into that dense mass of vegetable matter that passes for a head on you. Are we sitting down? Good. Have we taken our Ritalin this morning so that our concentration span is a wee bit greater than a gerbil on methamphetamines? Good. I live in the United States. The time zone I occupy is the Eastern Daylight Zone it is different from the Greenwich Mean Time Zone. It is five (5) hours later in the day than the GMT. Therefore, many times when you are sitting in front of your computer, nervously biting your fingernails thinking, ["Why won't he send me a move? Don't he love me no more?", I might be sleeping, or at work even. Right at this very minute, I'm doing both! So, what have you learned, Dorothy? (Other than the fact that you're a pointless git?)</font>

I think, IIRC that there have been several threads saying there won't be any demo before the game comes out.

Piss Boy Game Updates: Bo Diddley is cowering behind his puter, pants soiled, and gibbering to himself, " I shouldn't have played the serf, he's shat all over me". FOGS and his soon-to-meet-his-maker mutt, are busy shelling the hell out of every place on the map where my troops aren't! CM_Player and I are staggering around in the dark, in Joes Squaw stupid tourney, with piss poor troops and visibility down to about 10m! Dug "The Pug" Berman is busily trying to sort out a QB for us with some sidekick of his, Gooner or summat, picking the map. Sounds fishy to me!! Where is My Brave Sir "4 Legged" Knight? A day without his prescence gracing this thread is a day lost to eternity!

My sentiments exactly!! FIX THE SUCKER!! AJ</font>

Sometimes when loading up Combat Mission I get the following error message, and have to reload it:- "Combat Mission has caused an error in ~DF3948.TMP. Combat Mission will now close." Anyone got any clues? It usually loads up ok after that, and it doesn't happen every time I load up the game, just every now and again.