athkatla

I have a number of PBEM's running and most of them I get through Outlook Express. The trouble is, I now cannot get into Outlook Express, I keep getting this message:- "Outlook Express could not be started because MSOE.DLL could not be loaded". I checked the Outlook Express folder and the dll mentioned is in there. Anyone help please?

Originally posted by Seanachai: Just so long as CImaPlayer doesn't try to squeeze in here with any of his wolves..... :eek: <HR> Hmmm, what's this, more animal fondling?

Too right it's the wrong door, we already have enough animal fondlers in here, so sod off!

Ok no worries, but if you want a game anytime, just email me. I don't take the piss out of anyone, as i said, I have yet to win a game . If anything, people take the piss out of me, but I don't mind. I just love this game, and playing PBEM games is really great

Well I'm a newbie and I haven't won a single PBEM game yet! I'm an ex-soldiers so understand and try to play correct tactics (tho throwing in the odd suprise don't do any harm ). So if you want to win a game, send me a challenge, see if my losing streak carries on. Oh, I did manage 1 drawn game

SSNs...you gotta love 'em.</font>

Originally posted by Buzzsaw: So, my dear athkatla, I am afraid that, as a wayward and unappreciative subject of the Empire, you must be punished. Perhaps a Quick-Battle, or, even better a scenario administered by either Rune or Yeknodathon (or both). If, by this, you mean that you have too many PBEMs to handle, I would remind you that you have too much to handle making yourself a bowl of cereal in the morning, and that one more PBEM isn’t really going to add to your difficulties. Perhaps I can teach you a few lessons and you’ll be able to give your other opponents a better game.<HR> OMG, I nearly fell asleep reading all that blah blah, until you finally got to the matter in hand. Ok you dimwit, I've tried to save you face, but you are determined to loose in battle to a lowly serf like me, so be it! Send me a setup and prepare to die! [ July 24, 2002, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Originally posted by Boo_Radley: {snipped the lot cos it was so unbelievably boring} So your puss-filled skin has cleared up eh? That must be a great relief to your good lady and of no interest to us whatsoever! [ July 24, 2002, 01:57 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

I would suggest that the rat should SOD OFF soonest!!

Indeed............before I retire to my bed, I'll answer you MrNo_Vowels in my best english...........UP YOURS! Ummmmmm, I don't remember the USA ever having an Empire, correct me if I'm wrong! [ July 23, 2002, 08:42 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

No vehicles can go into the woods, only the teddy bears can go in there for their picnics [ July 23, 2002, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Dunno, but my tanks tend to move on their own when they been brewed up and the crew has bailed

Listen, athkatla, you will know when I have really “had a go at you.” I’ll have you hopping on one foot, singing Yankee Doodle Dandy, and gargling the contents of your piss-bucket by the time I’m done with you. You are a dog-chuffing, donkey-fondling, English willy wart. The soggy English weather has clearly rotted that small bundle of ganglia that passes for your brain. Do you find that you have to concentrate every time you take a breath? I am considering challenging you, but I need some assurances that it will be somewhat more entertaining than reading your posts. Pulverizing your troops while they sit around the bivouac picking lice from their armpits and day-dreaming about the Queen Mum in a leather body suit and 6-inch heels is just not my idea of fun.</font>

An easier way is to hold down the "shift" key while you insert your CD Rom, and hold it down for about 30 seconds. This will stop your CD drive from auto running.

My Brave Sir"4 Legged" Knight I indeed was beaten heavily by a combination of that gamey bastiche CMPlayer and Joes Squaws stupid Tourney! The bastiche took advantage of my tired heroes haveing a little kip in the dark, and fired pointy things at them and made them jump master and frightened them very much. But don't you fret, even at this moment, I have begun a new game with that skulking little rat, and will beat him so far into the ground, he will end up in Oz, a fate worse than death!! Master, I don't have a pic of my handsome self, I don't have the technology, tho I'm sure Persephone will know that I am the epitome of the english gentleman, both dashing and suave, and tremendously good looking.

In the case of athkatla, this the only way that anything interesting gets into his posts, so lets cut him a little slack.</font>

{All insignificant names have been snipped, that just leaves me!} Originally posted by Persephone:<HR> Athkatla, has lost his attitude and stopped telling poolers "Up Yours".<HR> My dear lady with those luscious lips, come-to-bed eyes, and the body of Venus de Milo, and........oops, behave, the wife just came in, ahem, well I was brought to task by none other than the doddering old one SenileGuy over the use of my very tame taunt of "Up Yours". However, because his feelings were hurt and he was actually nice about it, I decided to refrain from using it in future posts. But if he thinks he can place further restrictions on me, he can just bloody well sod off.

{snipped all the boasting and bragging by you-know-who!} 4 .50 cals and 2 .30 cals!! I told you this game was fixed! I'm gonna have your guts for garters old bean, I'm gonna rip off your arm and beat you about the head with the soggy end, then I'm gonna show you how a real soldier fights......WHEN THE ODDS ARE EVEN AND THE DICE AREN'T LOADED! PREPARE TO DIE! [ July 23, 2002, 02:48 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Yes, only in PBEM's, altho it's stopped now, and I have played about 8 PBEM turns without a problem. Damn computers huh?

Yeah, right right right right, done it, with bells on! Now can we get back to the matter in hand. The matter in hand being my dismal defeat at the hands of a snidey, gamey bastiche, CMSlayer. Damn your stupid tourney Joes Squaw what a load of ****e I was dealt with to play in the dark, a sharpshooter and an 81 mm mortar! 94-6 I lost, ok I can hear you laughing, but I am better than that, the dice were loaded, and I fear some kind of a fiddle is going on here to make this lowly serf seem worse than he actually is. But I am better than all of you, you hear, I AM! You can all sod off in triplicate! As for you CMSlayer you low life snake in the grass. I'm gonna send you a real game to play, see if you can beat me in real combat, not sneaking up behind an immobilised HT and sticking a round up it's butt, or surrounding a poor mortar team with 3 tin cans and blasting hell out of them. [ July 22, 2002, 05:20 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

My game has been running ok in PBEM's.....up until now! Now when I load a PBEM game, when I want to move around the map I get a blue screen of death, I havent changed anything, and its been working ok for 2 weeks with PBEM's. Any clues anyone?

Where can I get the interface mod (that bit at the bottom with the writing and stuff) and what's it called?

I seem to have solved the problem. Having other programmes running in the background I believe was the cause of this. Before you load up the game, press Ctrl+alt+delete then cancel all programmes running except Explorer and Systray, it should be ok then.

Get what I might ask? Plenty of fun by sneaking up on a poor defenceless, immobile HT and brewing it up without a care in the world? You sneak about the map like the yellow-backed coward you are, picking off defenceless critters and roasting 'em for your supper. Have you no sense of chivalry? I think not!

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo...............until you do.............. :eek: