athkatla

Oooeerr, Kitty frightens me! Cesspoolers Photo's

Well, what's with all the jolly singing this morning? Is it cos this lass has joined us lot in 'ere? She must be freaking mad, anyway, I'll say nowt, long as she stands her round, that's a pint o best ale lass, and teks the flak same as us lot, I don't give a toss, far as I'm concerned, she's just another skirt wearer like that old kilt-wearing, haggis-eating jock, OGSF. So, hello Roxy and get stuck in lass! The rest of you can either send me a turn, or sod off! [ August 07, 2002, 06:21 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Interesting stories guys, and here's another from one of my current PBEM games. Well, it's not exactly a story, just another(to me anyway), odd incident, where my jeep approached a mortar crew who were out of mortar ammo, however they attacked the jeep and it burst into flames and was knocked out.

Originally posted by Mike:<HR> {snipped the lot}<HR> You spelt "aren't" wrong dipstick!

I was checking out my .50 cals seeing how many Inf they had zapped, when to my suprise I found one of them had killed a SPW 251/1 HT! Is this a regular occurence in CM and also IRL?

Hey dimwit, yes you, are you lost on these boards, don't you know how to get off, you dipstick..........send me a fecking turn!

Is someone gonna stick the rules up in here, we'll get all sorts of riff raff posting soon!!

I smell a rat!!!

Originally posted by Lou2000:<HR> {snipped cos it's all a load of do daaaa}<HR> Now then you air headed freak, stop blathering about on here, and send me a freaking turn!!

A little warning for you OGSF, my yellowbelly Dudes of Death are coming to pay you a visit, so if I was you, you claymore wielding pillock, I'd get your wee spaniel into his reinforced kennell and dig out your hard hat, cos manna from heaven is coming in the shape of some very nasty arty shells! Prepare to Die.

Originally posted by Doug Beman:<HR> Now, asskatla (notith the clever reverth lithp?) thince you have time to play rhyming gameth with me, perhapth you could thend me a fecking turn, tho that I might accomplish the Quetht thet before me????? Thycophantic thpavined thofthead<HR> OI Beman you fat grovelling bar-steward. If you got your head out from up yon lasses arse for long enough, you might notice I did send a turn! So pull your finger out and get moving, you flabby git!

Look at that. Berli has gone soft....!! Noba.</font>

My, you're an old gal! Persophone is a girl and posts a lot in the Peng threads, but that's not a place I would recommend a young lady to visit. Whether she plays a lot, I don't know, you would have to ask her!

You spelled "liege" wrong, you tit. DjB</font>

I'm thinking, my leige, that I'll end up going arse over tit in the mud after about 10 yards!

Please, suh, that's Clam Prey to you, as one of my detractors recently trouved.</font>

Where the hell has that senile old caber-tossing Jock, OGSF got to? He owes me a damn turn! With a bit of luck maybe he's burying his wee spaniel, and the wake is going on a bit, as they do!

Even Squires have to sleep sometime! So who's bum have I supposed to have mentioned in here?

Hi Mom

Originally posted by Mike: <HR> "Brits fight" is an oxymoron - oh, wait - of course - you're a moron too - well that explains a little. I'd love to see a bit of this "action" too, so send me something and I'll see if I can survive the fits of laughter it's likely to produce at this end!!<HR> Hmmm, I'm a moron, said by some sheep shagging git who has as his interests, and I quote, "Well duh! Playing wargames...oh, and sex, and eating..........yeah, drinking too". I rest my case, and treat your pathetic challenge with disdain. However I feel, oops, I nearly said sorry there, some empahty for you, living down there with only some sheep as decent company, so wing a setup my way, and I'll blather you into the ground.

By the 'eck, I'm Lincolnshire born and bred and as a proud Yellowbelly, couldn't give a toss for anyone else, however, my cousin twice removed, did marry a girl, whose sister married some plonker from Gateshead who knew a Geordie fishmonger. So if it makes the bard happy, I'm sorta related to the geordie scum, and will be ganning up that way shortly to have a butchers at the wee lasses in the Big Market. Rumour has it there pretty free with it, if you know what I mean!!!

Originally posted by Boo_Radley: {snipped cos it's up there!}<HR> By 'eck lad, your asking for another pasting,... err, ummmm, I did beat you....didn't I..?

I shall send one on it's way North, as soon as I have devised my cunning plan, so Prepare to die or run away, as the case may be!

Sqerf, the Paddock is noting yer progress. Maintaining me high standards of abject failure is pleasing - did yer frustrate the Norwegian pillock? Good, good, carry on. Justicar - this one has shown promise and is pleasing to me squinting eye. Elevate me sqerf to QUIRE so that I can train him for me special purposes. athkatla break out the bonnets and pinafores and prepare yerself for quests... Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the Paddock</font>

Dear My Brave Sir "4 Legged" Knight, YEKNODATHON I have to report that once again I have failed in battle going down to a heavy defeat against that gamiest of Finns, CMplayer. He don't play fair ya know, sneaks about like a big girls blouse, pratting about before delivering my boys a swift boot up the arse. Anyway, if he has the guts to challenge me to a real fight, where I am the Brits, and can show him how real Brits fight, I'l give him a right good hammering!