athkatla

It doesn't matter what kind of terrain I play in. My troops happily wander off to their deaths with a smile on their faces I don't think they rate me very much :eek:

I'm stupid :eek: [ July 06, 2002, 12:44 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Ooops, just realised my error, I actually played as the axis not the allies. Still got my butt kicked tho [ July 06, 2002, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Damn, I really got my butt kicked playing as the allies in this scenario, but it was a whole lot of fun. I will play it again, and see if I learnt anything from my mistakes

Hmmmm, that explains why I can't get the in-game movie to work with my copy of the game. I wonder if it also restricts you from playing modded wave files?

OI, Bo Diddley, TURN???? The rest of you can SOD OFF [ July 06, 2002, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

The time has come to announce my first defeat in my very first PBEM game! My poor Brits were heavily bullied by mtcross and his sausage munching krauts. Having lost my tin cans early in the game, my sourly squaddies were given a severe beating up by his tanky warriors and ran off with their tails between their legs several times. In true Brit tradition though, they kept coming back for more, suckers!! In the end, I had to surrender them, it was time for the fish and chips, and a round of ale or two.

That's right. Pick the ONLY medium-light (not HIGH-light) in the last 35 years of Australia vs Poms. Pathetic. One match is all you can point to. It just underlines the pathetic state of English Cricket. Ask yourself...have you won anything against the Aussies in the last 5 Ashes outings... ? Don't take too long. You know those two brain cells will overheat. Noba.</font>

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"HERE, HERE!!!" I formerly second the move. Excuse me UG (thats short fer UberGnome you twats!) but I detect a certain trend in those two excerpts. Sigh... How the mighty have fallen........your foppish address to the masses made me - CRINGE!! Oh, BTW I should have that transmitter fixed in no time to catch the end of the WORLD SERIES CRICKET TEST MATCH. I know Simmo is REALLY hanging out for it (and secretly, I know Joe can barely contain himself), so hang in there you Aussie wannabes..... AJ</font>

Wouldn't you just hate to belong to a unit who's name is Sissi

Isn't that a meaningless statement for a game played only in the US of A?</font>

Isn't that a meaningless statement for a game played only in the US of A?</font>

No, the Canadians play too. But, being Canadians, they suck and are going out of business to boot.</font>

That's a bit strong coming from an American, whose country holds the "World Series" of baseball, when only American teams are invited to take part!!

Thanks for the information

:confused: Whilst reading reviews of scenario's, I have often come across players saying that they played the scenario "blind" or "double blind". Would anyone care to elaborate? Thanks

A General Message To All Without doubt, you are all a bunch of raving lunatics. This senseless drivel is the work of the Devil. It's garbage, it's the work of charlatans you old fools should all be gathered up from your wretched cess pits and disposed of in an oasis full of an indeterminate substance. One that smells something like a mix of Shoe Jaw's breath and Senileguy's droppings!

FYI Popadopacopalottathis my goodly butt is presently being severly kicked by Bo Diddley and his troop of high-stepping goons. I doubt there will be enough of my heavenly body left to be carved upon, sat upon or even spat upon!

So, let me get this straight. A file that you sent me, bounced and now you want me to fix it? Sure no problem. I'll just use my Uri Gellar-like mental powers and repair the faulty code. Tell ya whut. While I'm at it, I'll also use my prodigeous mental prowess to do your dishes, change the oil in your car and give you a personality. Wait! Wait a sec. I don't think that even I can pull that last one off. Sorry, you'll just have to remain a pillock.</font>

Not in my case Pan Head, all I'm really good at is leading my French sissies to their deaths at the hands of Bo Diddley's heathen Hun. Oh, and Berlington Berti I'd like to say I'm honoured to be swiped at by someone with such a low member number as yours........but I'm not, I don't give a toss for your seniority! [ July 01, 2002, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

You now stoop so low as to insult My Beloved Corps? Not even Papa Smurf or that other SSN... whasisname... Ass Master, would be gulible enough to believe that Mutha Green would accept Gunny Dummy into its sacred fold. You really should seek help Joe. The first step is to admit you have a problem</font>

Bo Diddley my last turn to you bounced last night, when you return to the land of the living.....FIX IT YOU MORON!! Game News: My French girlies are beginning to lose magnificently to Bo's minor feint on my left flank. The sight of one potato masher arcing in their general direction, saw them lift up their skirts and hightail it out of there!

Well, here's an idea, Alfalfa. Why don't you send the rest of your troops forward one by one? Or you could at least send me a move. Any move.<HR> Bo Diddley If you would like to lift that 450lb of lard you call a body from your revoltingly oudorous bed, and proceed to the battlefield, you will see that some of your little German chappies have stumbled blindly through the fog into a whole heap of trouble!! Now Bo Diddley I realise you would like to colapse like the proverbial pack of cards to an inglorius defeat, but please, don't make it too easy for me! [ June 30, 2002, 05:31 AM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

Was that the first installment of a multipart reply or something? Where is the wit? Where is the personal insult? Where is the slightest indication that Pavlov didn't reject you as too stupid to use in his experiments? If I'm going to unleash Panzer Armee Khann upon you so that you can learn a thing or two from my superior tactical awareness, you're going to have to provide at least a minute amount of provocation. Papa</font>