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Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Everyone knows God came from Scunthorpe. -
That's an extremely astute observation... one can't argue with it at all. I personally like a tight leather outfit and pushed into a dark cupboard. Some like stilettos... but if truth be known, one can't..ahem... beat a good, taut pointy hat. Thrills don't come near it...
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Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Sloe Paw... -
Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
And how does one actually "apply" lettuce, eh? Lettuce cannot be "applied" - its sodding limp.. well in its unwrapped form. Now, you may argue that a rock hard, tightly packed iceberg or a couple of those minature gem lettuces might do the job but why or why persist with salad when a perfectly good brassica or carefully chosen root veg will do, eh? Sure, there may be advantages with a liberal application of ranch dressing but why all the messy bother? -
Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
No wonder they built pyramids... -
Come on lad, come and join and you can tell us all about your discoveries? See, I suspect you're one of those serious, disciplinarian types and the place needs a damn good measure of good old thrashing... *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* ... order... *thwack* ...and you're just the ticket to *thwack* .... to lick us into shape with some *thwack* ... discipline. Now laddie, if yer spot a little, red pointy hat... GO FOR IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack* *thwack*
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Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
... so, when a daddy monster really loves a mommy monster and they get to the village why would they stop at the lettuce juggler? I know prophylactics should be at the..er..forefront of one's mind when there is even the slightest possibility of a unplanned Justaboo but I should think a lettuce is not the safest vegetable... -
Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
.. oh... I don't really think we need to explore daddy monster and daddy monster or mommy... oh... Which village was it? -
Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Ick! Bad Image, Bad Image! -
Does this Peng Challenge Thread make me look fat?
Yeknodathon replied to BFCElvis's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Its an irony that one can appreciate the sheer majesty of a creature composed from the head of a Shaw and the feet of a Boo to form one of nature's more interesting monsters found on the world's rim... the Justaboo... and marvel with enough irony to coat some buttered toast... how such a monster could be conceived? -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Cat's karma must be extremely bad having to be constantly stroked by the chrome ball Boo ICK, ICK, ICK! Its like Sisyphus gone very wrong... -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
... not that I'd ever hint at the awful thought that popped into me head. No, not me. Ever. "Constipation", "prunes", "Justicar" -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Of course, some flesh is more alive than others, some more wrinkly and leathery than a sodden prune... -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Crunchy, of course! See, like Chinese food one must contrast the warm, soft, velvety texture of live flesh with the hard crunchy nut roughness of a good chunky peanut butter carefully spread with a slightly flexible spatula to accentuate the little dimples and contours of, say a forearm or shin. And I ain't talking about that abhorrent mixture of "jello" gunk Merkins like to squirt into their jars. Like sodding swirling clotted cream and jam on a hot scone.. Still, when it comes to Boo one might consider a lowering of standards for a quick result...one shouldn't delay gratification in emergencies. -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
... sometimes, it involves very large quantities of tepid baked beans. I suppose it must be something to do with the texture... -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
With every utterance from Boo I get this very urgent need to slather peanut butter on live flesh... -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Yes, I'm quite sure it was Leonard Cohen... [leafing through the Paddock Book of the Leonard's Finest Nerologically Challenging Ditties] ... yes, quite certain Your faith was strong but you needed proof You saw me bathing on the roof Me beauty and the moonlight overthrew you You tried some verse but it were flat And then enticed me with da pointy hat And from your lips you drew the Honkey-hoo-haa Honkey-hoo-haa, Honkey-hoo-haa Honkey-hoo-haa, Honkey-hoo-haa -
Improving the look of the Peng Challenge Thread
Yeknodathon replied to Boo Radley's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
I'm sure I heard Leonard Cohen...