Yeknodathon

As the slugs slide backwards towards the Justicar and snails, repulsed by the same polarity, ping away making a gentle arc into oblivion.

*Honky* Muletide

Eh? [staring at the little rubber effigy] Oh, fer Cheesecake, a sodding Philip Pullman daemon in a sodding parallel paddock... orrrfff to yer other world. [and with one effortless movement plucks at the little pointy hat and tosses it a mighty distance into the nearest water trough] [ December 23, 2007, 07:02 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

... the Justicioxr

Joe Shioxw

*delicately tossing a rubber gnome, pointy hat downwards, into a hastily crafted, makeshift Justalandfill Coventry sprout bed*

*straining to hold the most unique but not extraordinary tribal position* [ December 16, 2007, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

*elaborating with the deft stretching and attachment of delicate elastic suspenders*

*squeezing into a thick rubber tribal pantyhose that is not the slightest bit extraordinary at all*

... one really can't trust a mullet...

I say we smack him repeatedly until he sees a blinding light and then call him Saul... sort of an epiphany in reverse, except there isn't anything to lose... but I suppose he might regress to a state of Abbott. [ December 09, 2007, 01:35 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

*shuffling with almost uncontained wild abandonment*

*shuffling behind the shed with anticipation*

He could be a virgin though. Michael </font>

.. and here's more xplody action with Panzerfaust & Panzerschreck... Link

I - AM - BEORAAAAAAAAAAADLEY

Leaning Tower of Hummeriza

..you.. mean.. Boo?

The Hanging Gardens of Hummer..

Leonardo da Hummer Bottihummer Andy Hummerhol ... *snort*

Somehow I don't see how a 1987 Ford F-250 4-wheel drive pickup chassis with a beefed up frame and drive train could make the slightest impression on a tin-capped, empty and immobile ego.

Are those red slippers... or clogs?

... its the poetic equivalent of Sisyphus pushing up the hill. Makes me wonder how heavy pebbles can be...

I think they might breed and bring forth a ramblemaggot. [ November 08, 2007, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

I think everyone should have a Spongepants Dorosh to grip and squeeze in a hidden pocket whenever near queues, uniforms or persons in authority.