Soddball

Oh, the irony.

Oh, fer fecks sake. You sure you don't want me to write to code out onto A4 and post it to you? That might be faster.

Stuff playing Games. Obviously your reading abilities are not up to catching up on previous pages, so I repeat - Are you perchance going to Bovington on may 23rd for the Tankfest ? I will be there and I need you to carry my drinks whilst I take photos. You should be able to manage it. Noba. </font>

A handful of turns are rolling out tonight to my favourite crack-tonguing maggots. Most of you will not receive one. This is because I am in TCP zone. :mad: :mad: :mad: Let the filth amongst you be aware that I am visiting Nirvana this weekend. BEHOLD!: Max Loving If any of you would care to host my fine, exclusive photos of the finest metal the world had to offer, you would be loved like a low-earning bitch. :mad: :mad:

I won't be playing Fiefdom this time around. It was fun for a bit but there need to be some serious improvements to draw me in again. Turns out over the next few days. I have been preoccupied. The only idjut who hasn't sent me a turn is Wax. Again. :mad: :mad: :mad:

I have three scenarios that are nearly ready for release, but they are being retested. I don't release them to the Scenario Depot until I'm 100% happy with them.

My prayers are answered!

531.1 I was sent the same game by email this morning, although a different link. This version has a much longer range than the one I played this morning.

If you can call the delivery of one turn every MasterGoodale thought process a game, then I suppose he is playing me.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Oh, hush. I might have laughed if the stinking Tiger crews didn't ****ing **** at ****ing shooting and the ****ing jammy **** Becket hadn't got two 'partial penetrations' the **** **** ****!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: As it was, I howled like a baby.

No, I think you missed my point. I meant the coinicidence of the Gammon Bomb being called such, and its visual similarity to a gammon of ham. </font>

Stinger

Check the data for the Tiger. It has a 'reinforced turret front'. In a PBEM I am enjoying hugely against Becket, his three M-10 tank destroyers are pinging rounds off the front of my Tiger. He has achieved one penetration and one partial penetration, so you can go through the turret armour - you just have to get lucky. At present, one of the M-10s has joined the Afrika Sizzle Company.

Nevermind, just turn off the Restore option in Windows XP. Then go to Network Associates website and search for 'Stinger'. Download and run the Stinger which will kill off any worms you might have. Then go and buy some decent antivirus software and install Zonealarm. You wide-open gimp.

Ahh. The Ego has Landed.

In my game versus the inimimitimitable Seanachai, we have struggled up to about turn 6. Nothing has happened. The vines and vineyards are all peaceable. I have patched up to 1.01 this evening and everyone is getting a turn except Snarker - because 5,000 points of green infantry takes a long time to set up. I'll ship it when I have two hours of setup time to spare. Let me warn you about big maps in CM:AK. Our map is 5.5km long and a little over 1km wide - and we are fighting across the width of the map. :mad: :mad: Stuoopid QB editor. As for the start of MasterGoodale - I have the best and brightest of his threads (including the History of MasterG) bookmarked. When I have a spare hour, I'll post all the links and an annotated history.

I can probably find the majority of them for you. Quite recently I went back and reread a few thousand posts from the insane days of MasterGoodale just to get me in the mood for some serious TNT-chuckin'. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Nekkid Wimmin!!!!!

I was told that the film stunk, which is why I didn't go to the cinema to see it. Amazingly, the filesharing programs which I have seen don't even have decent downloads of it, which usually tells you everything you need to know. So did it stink or what?

Can someone tell our illustrious Spill Chequer that his thread title "Welcome to the Waffle: Threats gauranteed or your TNT cheerfully refunded" is spalled ronje. :mad: :mad: If this is what your spelling is like, no wonder my British troops are on the Road to Aznoi. What newspaper do you work for? Dylsexic Itmes?

Interesting you mention columns, JasonC. I can see the value of them the way you describe but the biggest issue with them that I have found is the artillery strike. If the platoon, company, whatever, is on the advance in line formation and is hit by an arty strike, a platoon is less likely to be smashed by the artillery but a column-formation one is more vulnerable.

Can we all take a deep breath? FWIW, I didn't like any of the pictures, posted, linked to or whatever. Entrails and dead cats are a bridge too far in the Cheery Waffle thread. So no more. Pictures of sploding TNT are right in. Pictures of sploding animals and the like (even the dead whale in Taiwan) are way out. Got it? So let's have a sanity check here. RGRAGRG and jokes about silly stuff are fine, but I think, Nevermind, that your failure to spot the sensitivity of the situation was a mistake. I appreciate that it's tricky on a forum to pick up on these things, but 'tippy-toeing' around them is what you have to do. Kitty, I think that a couple of bad posts shouldn't ruin the potential of ARGHRGARR which your visits bring. The Wafflers haven't had experience of you in the way that the Pengers had. I daresay there were a few clashes at the beginning there, too? So - deep breath, more TNT, no entrails. A whole post without :mad: . What am I turning into?

Can you say, "Whipped?" I knew you could. LOL Sissy boy scab sucker. The point is I'm trying to save your sorry-assed, twinkle-toed, amoeba-banging, skunk-piss-drinking, sheep-raping ass aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive MAAAAGGOOOOT!!! Kitty </font>

Fix the pic, you spazzo. :mad: :mad: