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Soddball

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  1. Jewel-Encrusted Grandmaster TNT-Chucker MasterGoodale, to give him his proper title. Angry out loud! Is anyone around to ship turns back to me if I send them out now? I'd hate to think that all this beer is going to go to waste on AC-DC and Unreal Tournament when I could be handing out an arse-whooping to you scummonkeys. :mad: :mad:
  2. GGARGRARGRGRGGG!!! My inbox was sorely lacking in Bitter, Furious, Mentally Deranged TNT this morning you bunch of Maggots! IIiiiii hate you all!!! :mad: :mad: ARARGGHGHHGHGHGHHGRRRRR!!!! Oh, and the reason I scored so low on fiefdom is because, unlike most of the bridge-dwelling trolls who frequent this thread, I have a full-time job and don't fill my day rootling through bins and begging for pennies. So I went to bed, and when I came back, my invincibility had been suckaged!! :mad: :mad: That made me MADDDD!!! I'm so angry, I'm going to go home and get ****faced and make some really furious, TNT-laden scenarios! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  3. Same again for me - it was a real stinker today too. Took me 15 minutes just to post the usual drivel.
  4. Casanova. Actually, considering how far down the ranking you were, Casanunder would be more appropriate.
  5. AHRHGAGRGAHHAGRG!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: The Waffles rule!!! Angry out loud!!!! :mad: :mad:
  6. Wankers! My girlfriend is giving me grief because one of the girls up the pub keeps lusting after me and isn't desperately subtle about it. Do I ditch both the bitches and become a poof or what? :mad: :mad: I porked everyone's mothers, even the still-warm dead ones. Cockknockers. :mad: :mad: :mad: ANGRY OUT LOUD WEASEL SHAGGERS!!!!!!
  7. I've finished demolishing my dad's garage (and putting a nail through my foot in the process) and I'm off up the pub to pickle the Tetanus germs. :mad:
  8. Add England and Finland to the list. :mad: :mad: :mad: (I think Keke has a tech excuse that it won't run on his system, though; Soddball's excuse is stupidity.) I can't see how you could have 8 or so games running and not use PBEM helper. </font>
  9. There's another bug from CM:BO which peeves me. I place a unit or group of units. I then select a new unit and press 'move' to place and rotate it. The unit gets placed but the rotate action gets ignored. I reselect the unit or select another unit and the 'move' function now works properly.
  10. Does this mean you're useless pixel puppets are prepping for "The Charge of the Louse Brigade"? :mad: Time to break out the highly unstable, bitterly explosive Brit Belly Busting ammo. Oh, yes, maggot!!! No mercy for your useless, belly crawling tubes of puss, Snakeballs!!!! :mad: :mad: </font>
  11. ARGAHRHAHHGHGGHRRRR!!!! Angry out loud maggots!! :mad: :mad: I have an Imperial Buttload of molten TNT, held in seething oak casks, matured on the bodies of slithering Krauts who scream ARGHAHARHGARAHG as they are crushed by the casks, and I'm going to slather tonight!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
  12. We've been running for over a year. The Poolers started poking their noses around the door in August, when they realised that the bitter, insane, furious Molten TNT tasted better than the cess-streaked stuff. Apart from a tiresome attack of poetry when the Poolers turn up they're welcome, so long as they Hurl Bitter, FURIOUS, molten TNT from their crispy lips!. All hail to MasterGoodale, Jewel-Crowned Grandmaster TNT Chucker and worst CM player this side of Mars. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
  13. Being somebody's bitch in this forum is mandatory. You're either the pimp or the bitch in this place.
  14. I can't believe you are all whining like Mary-Queens about Inferno. That's the angriest scenario I've ever made! There's more face-melting molten TNT in one turn of that scenario than in an entire game of someone else's. :mad: Of course, it's deranged and should only be played whilst seriously under the influence, but isn't that what fun is all about? :mad: :mad: Ohhhh the humanitteeeee!!!! :mad:
  15. Time to move to our new, centrally heated with mould and TNT sauna home. :mad: :mad: :mad:
  16. Move it, Maggots! :mad: :mad: :mad: Get my turns over to me pronto (apart from Keke who has sent his like a good weasel). :mad: :mad: Angry Out Loud! :mad: :mad:
  17. Yes, it works fine. As long as the battles are 1,000 points per side or a bit more, you're fine.
  18. Yes, it works fine. As long as the battles are 1,000 points per side or a bit more, you're fine.
  19. You could have got a pack of the DVD boxes for £4.99.
  20. Don't get yer crusty panties in a wad, Yeknod! Send a setup or push off! :mad: Don't make me open up a can of Soddball's Special HomeBrew TNT Scumnuts! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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