Phillies Phan

...and more importantly, "why have I been called a "newbie" for 8 months now?" That was a question for another time. Mace put on his sequin jump suit and his magic belt. With his holster and a positive outlook on life, he...

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Sir, this has been long in coming. You suck so bad. Your style is tiresome and your use of something that Croda believes he patented is simply wrong. You, sir, should be put down like a mangy mutt. I have viewed your pedantic posts for too long of a time now and I must be clear when I say that you suck. If we were to apply mathematics to your suckitude, I would add an exponent. If this has been English literature, then I would not have a clue but would still find a clever way to say that you suck. My disdain for you is paramount in this posting and you are only worthy of scorn and abhorrence. The most merciful thing you can do for the human race is to end your incessant caterwauling and find a girl. Move out of your parents' abode and get on with your life. Try some hygiene too. Brushing and bathing is important. Yes, I typed those words. You need some feminine wiles to take you from your sad little life. Remember the blind gal who speaks another language? She would be perfect for you. Go ahead and buy her some nice flowers and set up a date. Let us know how the date goes. We care.

Yes, Philadelphia was the capital of the nation for a time. Lord knows, its the capital of my heart. Larry Bowa et al will bring a new day to the lives of Philadelphia's chosen. Pardon me as I reach for a kleenex.

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How so very precious. Let me contribute a hearty "Hi, Mom" to this thread. thanks

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Sir, Why post such a dumb topic?

...sit down and stop the innuendos and double entendres. I thought back to the day when I saw an Australian fellow and his white fluffy friend during an adventure. Oh, the troubles they would get into. His name rhymed with "Grace" What could it be? Perhaps he could be found in the cesspool along with...

glad I jumped ship when I did. Posterity doesn't agree with me.

Here is my token post. I once posted on a daily basis much to the chagrin of many of you. Now, I must stay away. My favorite cesspool mod is Elvis. He looks so cheeky. Glad to see GB with the reigns. His arrogance is missing and he's gotten an English accent while I've been away. Things change I guess.

I have some unresolved issues I need to attend to. First, I've retired my Hiram Sedai persona. I feel that my current login is much more accurate. Your derision is welcome. I've entered into a Gentleman's Agreement with some of you who post in the Peng thread. I promised that I would play PBEM with you. My personal life will not allow me to fulfill my end of that agreement. So, I must do this. This has weighed heavily upon my mind and I must take care of this now. So, I request that Lorak do this: Please record a loss for me and a win for the following people: 1. Seanachai 2. Major Tom 3. Croda 4. Goanna 5. jd 6. OGSF 7. Berlichten 8. PeterNZer 9. Germanboy 10. Mensch 11. Marlow 12. MRPeng *If you want a Ceasefire via Email, let me know via Email *If you want a full surrender via Email, ditto There is only one PBEM I will continue with. When I have beaten him, I will know that I'm capable of actually playing this game well. If anyone listed here objects to my post, please email me. If you want a Cease Fire instead, please email me. I feel like an ass doing this, but I cannot return the turns as quickly as each of you demand. I simply cannot comply. I have to say this in closing. I'm a better person because of my dealings with many of you. Thanks for the tutelage and the encouragement. I'm glad to find that there is a group of people with rough exteriors and good hearts. You may now scratch me off your collective list of people to play.

What is the british equivalent to the Puma?

...interupt my special time. He set aside his...

...enclopedia of sheep written by Mace. Chapter 1 is titled "Sheering and Shagging" Not to be outdone, our Australian hero tugged on his...

To some, Crodaburg is a state of mind. To others, it is punishment for needing a scenario.

Oh grow up.

I posted last on the German Peng thread. I could do like Chrisl and say I "slayed the Peng thread" but I won't. We are now in the California Court System Peng thread where arbritration rules.

Hi Mom!

what does "der kessel" mean?

How do you win with British infantry?

I heard that SS troops are "overpriced hamsters"

be a rock star or perhaps a circus performer. Peng could train you and show you how he does his...