jshandorf

A MG42 with a tripod? Really? We could finally end the running with HMGs debate once and for all. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by WineCape: Another Combat Mission myth: "If you beat WineCape in PBEM he will NOT part with his beloved cellared wine to said winner! <hr></blockquote> I'm feeling thuuuuuuursty... send me a setup. Plus the guys under the bridge expect me to bring something to our next meeting. Send setup to: jshandorf@mediaone.net Gurgle, gurgle Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Andreas: 3) The AI is crap on the attack While it is only as good as a semi-competent human player at its very best, I found that it can be surprisingly tough and I think that the 'Ai-style' will lend itself very well to early GPW fighting. During the weekend I tested this, and it did quite well. <hr></blockquote> Nahhhh, the AI sucks on attack. I watched a friend of mine last night playing one of the bundled scenarios, can't remember which one, but it said that the human should play as the Germans. So he did. Well, he basically hit "GO" for 30 turns and wiped out the attacking Americans with only sustaining 4 casualties. One 88mm pillbox, IIRC, took out 8 vehicles alone. The computer just kept rushing them forward. I have seen this same thing when I play the computer and have it attack. The AI just sucks on the attack, but hey, that is why I only play the game PBEM or TCP/IP. Given the choice I would always rather play humans. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Now, I find it interesting that Janis Joplin , who Timothy Leary (a name that does not jet the Janis bold) coined the phrase that includes chrome and trailer hitch, was voted ugliest and least talented girl in her school year book.<hr></blockquote> But, Slap-ass, my dog wouldn't f*ck Janis Joplin, so I really don't see your point, besides she was a drug addled hippy that obviously lost herself to her drug induced hazed to avoid staring in the mirror. And another thing..Timothy Leary is a walking butt with hair on it. Plus he is also a drug addled hippie, worse thing is, he believed all that crazy **** he was preaching. Whooops, didn't mean to stop on your idols. Not. *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP* Die, hippy! Die! *STOMP* Jeff P.S. Just because Janis Joplin could suck start a Harley doesn't mean shes hot. Everyone knows ugly chicks are great sausage smokers. Sheeeesh. [ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: jshandorf ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Shandy Duncan Take some ritalin and go to the General forum. Your thread is there. Yeesh!! They owe me a commission on the "Hi Mom" phrase.<hr></blockquote> Are you kiddin me? Did you say, "...go to the General forum?" Wait you did, it's right there above my post! KRIIIIPES! Are you sane man? Have you lost it? I will not head out into the [whiny mocking voice]General forum[/whiny mocking voice] as you so put it. That place is a dark, soulless stretch of barren waste land where only the truly hopeless subsist in some evil, twisted, and utterly sad shadow of life as we know it. A pox on you and your General forum. I would prefer my thread be shackled and beaten then to follow it into that place. Jeff

Dag nabbit! Madmatt locked my Blackhawk Down thread! That dirty bird! Well, if it wasn't for Wack-Off Captain and M. Deush tossing out "Hi, Mom"s to gain the desperate attention they so desire from the Bald One a few more people might have learned of the bravery and honor of our US soldiers. But these two numb-nuts don't have any fricken clue on the proper edicate and use of the "Hi, Mom" phrase. Instead they go running willy-nilly tossing it around like some bald-ass hareni-chrishna passing out flowers at the airport. Fricken hareni-chrishnas. I hate them too. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Andreas: Check your email inbox.<hr></blockquote> Hey, you better check to make sure Andreas didn't slip a couple nudy pictures of himself next to some Kublewagon in with those field pieces, otherwise you might be treated with a picture of Andreas's "field piece". He is known for stunts like that. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dalem: Aww, isn't he cute??<hr></blockquote> Man, Dalem! Your dog is fat! You have been taking him to the Wafflehouse, haven't you? Jeff [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: jshandorf ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: IL-2 Update! Sorry (not really) to intrude again but just wanted to let you know that I got online with Treeborscht 155 and his gang of loonies WITH Roger Wilco and I had a blast ... mostly blasts from LaaG5's, Yaks, hell maybe even a P-39 (though I think I scared the hell out of him a few times before he screamed for help). In short, if you haven't yet responded to the request for Air Cess, the CessPool IL-2 Squadron, shoot me an email pronto. This has a LOT of potential folks. Joe<hr></blockquote> Sweet Mary, and all that is holy! Did you say IL-2?! I didn't know old farts, especially you Joe, had the required reflexes to play that game. I specifically remember reading on the side of the game box that being under the age of 40 was a requirement. It also mentioned something about being able to wipe one's own ass, but I am giving you the benefit of the doubt here... Anyway.. I will be shooting an e-mail your way soon. Jeff

quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Croda: Where I come from, 'Rounders' are what we call the girls you don't want to leave the bar with. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Brian: Sounds to me like you frequent the wrong sort of bars... <hr></blockquote> That would explain why Croda is married. Alcohol and "rounders".... Damn shame... Jeff

I think Cricket is inferior to Baseball because. honestly.. when is the last time you have seen a good knock down drag out fight at a cricket game? Never, I tell you! And even if they did consider matching knuckle sandwiches they would all look like a bunch of fairies bobbing and poking at each other dressed up in those sissy pants and polo sweaters, and don't even get me started on the "retardo-time out" helmets they got on. Sheeesh... I could see it now… Batter - “Pardon, me sir. That ball came awfully close to my sissy white pants. I say why don’t you back it off a bit, hmmm?” Bowler – “Are you talking to me, sir? Are you talking to meeeee, sir?” Batter – “Why, yes I am, sir.” Bowler – “How dare you, sir, use that tone of voice with me? If I didn’t have this sissy fuzzy sweater on I would make you take those words back!” Batter – “Oooh.. Don’t let that stop you. Rioght now! Arms up! Defend yourself!” Bowler – “Yeees lets, oops! Look at time! Isn’t time for tea?” Batter – “Right you are! Lets pop off and get a spot!” Bowler – “Oh, cheerio’ indeed. Good call, sir. Good call.” Fade to black with Niel Diamond song playing… God help us, Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord General MB: Soldier, Was that some kind of tuant Jeffy? I've had better from bloody SS Hamsters! You need a major lessen on SSN trashing!<hr></blockquote> Jeffy? Did you call me Jeffy? What are you? Some kid of bleedin' fairy? Are you crusin' for some loving? Huh? Well, you are gonna get nothing but kicked to the curb, soldier, so just peddle those wears further down the street. The nerve of some people... Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns: Shandorf you git! You can't live off that watery soup called Guinness. Everyone knows that hearty German biers supported medieval monks during their fasts (and boy they must have gotten drunk!). I'd suggest something along the lines of Dortmunder Union Dark or a good Oktoberfest bier. Lots of good dark local biers too. Glüeks Dark anyone? Here's some fun though Molecular Expressions BeerShots Website It's a microscopic view of different biers from around the world.<hr></blockquote> And I suppose you will put me into the "Bouncer Death Grip" if I say you and your microbrews can go fly a kite in a minefield, hmmm? Catch me if you can! Oooo, look I can touch my hands behind my back! Try that one you neanderthal! Bah, go mix yourself a "power drink", you GNC freak. Oh, and Merry Christmas. Jeff [Edited to remove smilies since Peng will beat me if he sees them.] [ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: jshandorf ]</p>

Heh... taking a look above I have to wonder about the fact that you guys thought I was annoying. You haven't begun to understand annoying, but I fear you soon will. These two yahoos are in a class of thier own. *shudder* Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lars: Oh My God! I'm going to starve!<hr></blockquote> But, Lars, I hear you can live off of Guinness for at least a day or two. You'll be fine. Just stay away from the heavy machinery. Jeff

What doesn't it surprise me that Tinfoil boy sticks up for CG? God, when will this world just end and get it over with... Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by BFawlty: Since I have to work the 25th, I figured I would get this out now. Happy Holidays and a prosperous New Year to all!!!<hr></blockquote> BTW what fricken Grinch a-hole makes his employees work on X-Mas? Hell, even the fast food joints close for X-Mas... Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Vader's Jester: So why hasn't our society crumbled? If all professions have many more screw ups than sucessful types, then how did we even win the war? Maybe the Germans were just unlucky? <hr></blockquote> Ahhh.. but you are assuming that the Germans had less screw ups, but on the contrary, being a screw up is a universal thing. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Vader's Jester: Ask your girlfriend how many of her nurseing peers suck. I bet she'll name more bad ones than good ones. <hr></blockquote> But that goes for any profession. From doctors to carneys. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Priest: Hey guys happy holidays.<hr></blockquote> May your holiday be filled with screaming children who have virus infected snot running down thier noses. Merry Christmas buddy. Jeff

Wow, Spook, I always thought of you as a wart on the ass of society but after reading that creative intro to the pool I just might have to change my mind. (That's as close to a compliment any of you snotballs will get out of me.) Oh and BTW, winning is everything. Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Remind me to never create a thread demanding that everyone stop picking on me. hehe Perhaps I could start one with the subject of poking Shandorf with sharp sticks until he stops being belicose.<hr></blockquote> Whaddaya saying, that I pick fights? Hmmm? Well, then...bring it on pudgy boy. I think it is nigh time I give you another lesson on how much you still suck at CM. Come on, wanna fight? Huh, punk? Huh?! Jeff

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Vader's Jester: Nurses are overated. They have no right to strike as they are for the most part, worthless. Anyone can push meds and clear bedpans, but nurses think because they got certified in school that they are doctors in a sense. I should know; I have to work with 'em! Damn, I need a new line of work. <hr></blockquote> If my girlfriend heard you say that she would kick your ass. Hell, I know cause if I said that she would definitely kick my ass. Besides, she says that most doctors are over-bearing, egotistical, skirt chasers. And she should know... she works with them. Jeff [ 12-21-2001: Message edited by: jshandorf ]</p>

Becuase I live to be politically incorrect and mostly offensive... Merry Christmas and have a marginally happy New Year! Jeff

Troll.. Hmmm.. whenever I hear that description I think of those hideous troll dolls that were all the rave several years ago. In fact, I remember one in particular. It had green hair and you would place it upon the end of your pencil. So in essence this troll had a big stick up his ass. Maybe that's Combat General's problem? Jeff