BFCElvis

Dear Boo, I have no idea what you are talking about. And I don't live in Pennsyltuckey...That's where Peng lives. I live in a thriving, pulsating, corrupt and mismanaged metropolitan hotbed of deceit and decadence. Probably not unlike Akron (home of Devo). Love, Elvis

Dear Boo, I just wrote the following passage this morning. I was not feeling nearly as loquacious last night as I do now. Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away... A few drunken stumblebums got together and created the MBT. Here are the rules, you horrible little Sith! We don't like you or your little Yoda, too. We don't care about your opinions, even if you have any. We will never, ever like you, but kiss up all you want. Go away. Go far away. Let not the night find you where the day left you. Seek ye far horizons where we aren’t. And then keep going. Still here? Damn. Very well, if you must post, try to show some wit and vinegar. Challenge someone. Operative word is ONE. Single one person out and construct a creative taunt to entice them to the field of battle. Anything less will be met with scorn, derision and more scorn. Don’t bother the Olde Ones or the Knights or even the squires, for that matter. Challenge either an SSN like yourself, or a serf. Sound off like ya got a pair. NOT about your pair, because we really couldn’t care less. The Ladies of the Pool are sacrosanct. Don't go there or you'll discover Coventry fast. Coventry you ask? It's our special way of dealing with those we really don't like. Leave your personal hang-ups and prejudices at the door. We have no use for your mind numbing ignorance here. If you do not have an E-mail address or a general location in your profile, you ain’t tall enough to ride this ride. Now, if you understand and agree to all that’s been said here... SOD OFF! Love, Elvis P.S. The above rules have been copywrited by myself and are the sole property of me. Any use or reprinting of above copywritten material without my written consent will be dealt with in the most harshest of terms.

Wankers. (edited to save space)

Good to be heard from.

All of this makes me think about a year ago (could have been much longer) that I had suggested/thought it would be a cool idea to have a strategic level map that you could select year and month and then section of the map and only forces that were in that area at that time could be selected for people who wanted more historic or realistic purchasing for QBs. I was given a pretty firm lesson by Dorosh at that time about the massive amount of reasearch that would be needed to make something like that both accurate and manageable and he tasked me with listing all division that were in an area of France in a certain month and year. It was no small task and with my resources I wasn't able to complete it...... The bottomline of my babbling is with CMX being modules a operational map/game doing this would not be nearly as daunting (especially for people with BFCs resouces and that they would be doing it as part of game construction not just to see if they can prove Dorosh wrong).

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Can I?

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Speaking of books I just saw this on the wire: Crawford, Texas (AP) - A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

Dear Literates, I just got home a little while ago from seeing Hitchikers Guide and am here to tell you that if you liked the book you shouldn't be disappointed in the movie. There was also a surprise (to me) in the movie that came as a great relief after what I had seen and heard about it before I saw it. Love, Elvis

Dear Spkr, Your window of oppurtunity to play me in unemployed TCP is about to expire. The window on that will be closed at 8:30am EDT. Love, Elvis

Dear Boo, Two Bowie references on the same page. Well done, Sir. Love, Elvis

Dear Mrs Sedai, I'm not a prophet or a stoneage man, just a mortal with potential of a superman. I'm living on. I'm tethered to the logic of Homo Sapian, can't take my eyes from the great salvation of bull**** faith. Love, Elvis P.S. Thanks David

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Dear Steve, I lost my job about a month ago (I blame Bush). It has actually been a pretty decent time. There are 2 companies threatening to hire me and I am trying to drag out the hiring process now. Perhaps during that time we can play a TCP game since you have more free time. Love, Elvis

Dear Y and Mrs. Sedai, If you wish for me to be a Queen then consider it done. Love, Elvis

Dear Y, I will check it out at once. L, E P.S. I noticed you tactfully edited the song......

Dear Emma, Thanks for the song. Now I'll be signing it to myself all day. Since none of you have heard me sing you have no idea how bad that image really is. Love, Elvis

Dear rune, Great show,huh? Philly (one of his biggest U.S. towns) has been jobbed so far on this tour. He played Atlantic City but so far no Philadelphia show announced. Very puzzling because most tour he will double dip Philly...coming through early in a tour and them popping 2 months later. Heck, last tour he was through 3 times. Glad to hear you enjpyed the show. Peace, Elvis

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Sad news..............

Dear Ladies, Thanks you for the cookies. As a treat inreturn I'll recount my favorite scene from H+K go to White Castle..... What makes it so perfect is the whole build up to this image. The image is Neal Patrick Harris (Doogie Houser from TV) rolls by them in the car he stole from them while hanging out the sunroof with 2 naked strippers snorting blow off of one of their bottoms. A classic moment not to missed. More scenes on page of this thread. Love, Elvis P.S. Damn...I gotta me a job soon. http://www.haroldandkumar.com/

Have you all studied the film before I throw out some spoilers?