Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Cauldron: Can we stop the love fest now... ???? <hr></blockquote> No. Regardless of it's fault (I'd like to see anything 100% perfect), CMBO is the ultimate in tactical WW2 computer combat atm, and has excellent staying power. I will always love my CMBO, and will worship at the house of BTS for releasing it!!! Mace

Cesspool leakage. Where's 'bio-hazard Cleanup' Madmatt and the crew when you need them? <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Ye cannae handae man a granda spanna!<hr></blockquote> Your age is showing, ya haggis eating rapscallion! Mace [ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Well if we must we must I suppose ... but I don't have to like it. Go ahead Mace, I don't want to see anymore of the ugly thing until I actually have to play it.<hr></blockquote> Now now, Joe. You know Germanboy/Andreas means well! Well he would if he wasn't so... so... Germanic! I will email the youngster on my return to the comfortable surrounds of my home this evening. Now excuse me while I work out a way to wipe my mind clear of what has transpired here the past few hours, I find the thought of a Elvis/Stuka love child somewhat disturbing. Mace

I always fought he was the Family woman's family man? Mace PS Hi MUM!

****ATTENTION, ATTENTION**** Wanted, One scenario! Must be suitable to bash Joe Shaw about the ears with, and must not include any copious quantities of that white, cold stuff! Please submit any submissions either to Joe Shaw or myself. Each submission will be reviewed for suitability, weight and sexual preference. Must also be available immediately (unlike that scenario Mensch is building for Sir WXYZ and myself...it's been what, 3 weeks, and still nary a sight of it...sheesh...I swear, I'm convinced that Mensch is really a government employee!...and if he's not, HE SHOULD BE, he's so good at it!!! *rants*) Thankewe, Mace PS. I've noticed a few Cesspoolers I have yet to have the misfortune to actually play a PBEM against....LUCKY ME!!!!!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: News Flash! A rare Giant Peng Sloth (Pengus lagavulinus) was spotted in a tree in Minneapolis<hr></blockquote> I think this may very well start a lobby group dedicated to the extinction of a specific animal species. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CombatGeneral: Is he some sexy young women that may date me? <hr></blockquote> It has been rumored that Peng does enjoy a bit of cross-dressing at times. Well not really, but let's say the rumor starts here! Mace PS I can arrange an introduction if you like.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: I know, how about something Campbell-esque, like "The Peng Challenge With a Thousand Faces", or "The Myth of the Eternal Peng Challenge"? ..lots of stuff.. Or, like that stuffy but brilliant sod Milton, we could title it "The Peng Challenge Regained".<hr></blockquote> I approached Madmatt with the title:'NKVD, Peng Challenges, and other social diseases' but he promptly wacked me across the head with a 4x2. Normally, I take the beatings as a sign of his respect and friendship for me (he is a bouncer after all), but for once I suspect he meant 'NO'! Mace PS Seanachai, I've noticed your last several posts somewhat less verbose. You no longer receiving a government grant for each alphanumeric posted?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: ...just got me thinking, that's all...<hr></blockquote> Is this an Oxymoron, or just the standard sort of moron? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Well, that is a difference. In the South of the United States, we don't pull our pants down and hope, we take our shirts off and know. Oh, and that pain you experience when you drop your drawers and start singing is not Australian Pride, its a guy named Crocadile mistaking you for a Ewe. So as for that aspect of Australian culture, I am a bit to conservative for.<hr></blockquote> I said You, not us! Mace [ 11-27-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: I sang The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down with my shirt removed and tied around my head.<hr></blockquote> well there's the mistake! You should have been singing Tie me kangaroo down, sport with your pants undone, and down around your ankles in hope that the ladies take note! And you think you know everything about Aussie culture?!! Bleedin' amateur Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns: Upon reading Slappy's verbose soliloquy on so called Ozzie culture I have come to the conclusion that the only culture that Ozztralia posses is that which they use to ferment the swill that they affectionately refer to as "beer".<hr></blockquote> You made your conclusion based on a post about Australian Culture made by Slappy? Tsk, tsk! If I may make an analogy, that's somewhat akin to saying maggots published 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica' and advanced the Physical Sciences (it was Sir Isaac Newton btw) ! <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>"yarbles"<hr></blockquote> Aah? That a new one I've never heard any aussies use. If you're going to abuse an Aussie, please get the terminology right. Kindest Regards, (ya nong!) Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by von shrad: The poolers are a great bunch of non-gamey bastards. Real opponents.<hr></blockquote> Hey Peng, best check your collection of cloned left-testes. I think Von Shrad got his hand on one, traded it for one of Pawbroon's bottles, and sculled it all in one go!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by PawBroon re Limited Edition of Glenmorangie 1975: You know Peng would give his left testicle for a bottle of that!.<hr></blockquote> I wouldn't be surprised if Peng cloned his left one, building up a collection for such occassions. Mace [ 11-26-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berkut: The siegemortars like Thor would be more common and did not require as much time to load, so could be used as off-board arty, but it would be rare, like the heavy duty stuff for the allies.<hr></blockquote> The 'thor' tracked siege-mortars weren't that common all, a few units only produced in total (if I was home I could look up how many were actually produced, but unfortunately I'm at work atm *GACK* - but I think it was roughly 2-5 in total). Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elvis: if I ever bothered to read any of the divel in here<hr></blockquote> What's a divel? Anyone know what a divel is? BTS, please fix or do somfink!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goanna: {ahem} He has returned.<hr></blockquote> And you are? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Gang, I have to wonder why the Peng Challenge Thread is used by every person who want to complain about this forum as an example of the forum's failings. <hr></blockquote> Pee-pee envy? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: food poisoning<hr></blockquote> You sure have funny birthdays over there. Hope you get better soon. Mace

Me!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Leeo: Perhaps one of Mace's sheep is available for a good Rogeting by yourself. <hr></blockquote> You've got to be joking!!! My sheep have more discerning taste than to allow you motley lot near them. And a belated, unhappy birthday, Berli. I would have wished you a happy one, but it somehow seems to clash with your Evilness! See you on the Russian Front no doubt. Mace [ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Scipio: Thanks for your intelligent answer Mace. Maybe you check the reffered threats before you make so called jokes. <hr></blockquote> It was my pleasure, Scipio! As for referred threats - they don't scare me for I've wallowed in the mires of the MBT Mace

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife: This angered the rebellious...<hr></blockquote> ...hamster farmers, who unleased the ravenous hamster hordes on unsuspecting...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrSpkr: By the way, Mace, if you must wander in here, do remember to close the bloody door behind you so the groggily idiots don't wander in behind you.<hr></blockquote> MrSpkr, you sound a terrible lot like my wife! *shudders* Mace [ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>