Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mensch: sit down and shut up or you'll get nothing but Jeeps and Kubelwagens to battle around with.<hr></blockquote> Yeh see, Sir OGSF, you've upset him now!!! Basssstard! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by vskalex: Gibsonm >> Thanks! What I mostly wanted to know, is if people follow english "soccer" or Australian teams?<hr></blockquote> Aussie Rules or Rugby. There is no other! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Criminey MB, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, RABBIT .<hr></blockquote> ...."Where's that pet rabbit disappeared too?", thought the housewife as she returned from shopping. Walking into the kitchen she noticed that the large pot had been left simmering on the stove. "Strange, I don't recall leaving that on?!" Putting the groceries down on the table, she walked up to the stove, grabbed the pot lid and taking it off, peared into to the recepticle full of boiling water to find........... [ 11-15-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mensch: Elvis have you been getting in my medicine cabinet again? or did you find me weed stash?<hr></blockquote> Menschy!!!!! Talking about weed, where's that weed of a scenario you're working on for Sir Ihavemanylettersinmyname and myself! You're slower than the chick behind the counter at McDonalds (but probably better looking)....and you better give fries with that. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Come, Australia! I will show you where the Iron Crosses grow!<hr></blockquote> Silly nong, we collect Victorian Crosses! Sheesh!!! Mace

What's the odds that this gets moved to the general forum, 2:1, 3:1? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord General MB: I claim my self too worthy to be YOUR king! So you wil have no lord<hr></blockquote> *Thunderous Applause* Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mensch: Hey Loud Mouth!! ya you!! the funny floppy eared guy who is racking up our scores!!! <hr></blockquote> Read above Mensch, that wasn't Lorak's mouth making all the noise! Mace

I feel quite violated...I drew in the game with Joe Shaw! Perhaps it was that white fluffy ground covering, it just kept distracting me and my soldaten. Mrs Lorak, since hubby's away doing his bit, please not this for his return: Justicar Joe Shaw (bad guy): draw Mace (good guy, perhaps the best good guy in the whole world): draw Mace PS Just a note: is there any correlation between the Taliban fleeing in droves and the very discussion we had here about Lorak baring his behind? I like to think we cesspoolers are paying some part in the obviously impending victory! [ 11-14-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

...and just as enjoyable! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: "So what say ye, shall we tolerate this Lord General Bowel Movement as our one true Lord and Sovereign, at least for as long as it takes to run him up the steps to the execution block?!?"<hr></blockquote> Ok, I did some cost benefit analysis about this, factoring in client (ie us) perceptions and running it through systems dynamic models supported by associated cash flows. It's cheaper if we just execute him! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord General MB: I am your king! Bow before me as, I am god! I am LGMB kign of kings! Look before my empire and weap!!!<hr></blockquote> And your empire, that will be where? Oh I see, a legend in your own backyard. Well, you would be if the earthworms weren't offering competition. Oh well, keep on trying Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lord General MB: You dicide your fate; Me as your monarch, or no more of me at all.<hr></blockquote> Where did this breeze flapping at my ankles come from? Someone leave the door opened again?!!! Mace PS Bloody upstart...challenge another SSN first, or a squire, repeat until we think your worthy of attention. Maybe, then maybe you might be deemed worthy of a game!

btw, I'd just like to point out that I posted no 100!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by OGSF: Mace as hopin' Ah've fergotten hais rash acceptaince o' mah challainge last week...noo setoop yet. <hr></blockquote> I hav noo fooorgoootin - Mensch, tha wee sasinach, is still ta pr'dus us a wee gem of a gam, Jimmae. Tha' is ifn he can get he wee hedd oot of tha porridj! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Be careful, though, because, like Rune, I believe he now has an NDA, and it makes him cranky.<hr></blockquote> Given that it's a subversive secret society that permeates the CM community, You would be surprised who got the NDA! Further, I think it would be safe to say that the MBT is well represented in this group. Of course, this is conjecture on my part.....or is it? ( Warning - PENG, avert your eyes, smiley following ) Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: The first and most important thing is to correctly identify all the Australians. After that, plans can be made for crushing them all.<hr></blockquote> If it's you doing the crushing Seanachai, we have a very long wait! Mace

Bumped..... for Australia!!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: So you're saying that your country is just a dry, under-used penis with an attitude problem? Sounds right to me, cobber.<hr></blockquote> No, that it's firm, erect and ready-for-action. btw attitude problem? When does a.....oh I see, you do your thinking with yours! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: And the only thing the rest of you swine have over them is that YOU AREN'T AUSTRALIAN! Talk about damning with faint praise. BAH! <hr></blockquote> I think the Just-a-mode-of-transport Joe Shaw suffers from Australia envy. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CMplayer: A. Phrenome clouds B. SS Panzerabteilung 101 C. Aussie pre-copulatory rituals D. Noriega's complexion sans les zits There is only one correct answer. Wrong answers will be docked 1/4 pt.<hr></blockquote> OOh! OOH! I know this one!!! It's A, and it's spelt Pheromone Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Agua Perdido: Evidently Our Man Lorak is gonna moon them into submission. Operation Pressed Ham, anyone? I'm just glad he's on our side.<hr></blockquote> Argh! The Taliban have managed to keep up morale through the bombing, but I doubt they have the stomach to face Lorak's backside! *Shudders* Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Piss Off ya Nong!<hr></blockquote> You may be Evil incarnate, but even you are not powerful enough to resist the simple elegance of aussie slang! Muahahahahahahahahahaha..*stops to wipe spittle dribbling down chin*....hahahahahahaha Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Cest bon: You guys do have jobs, right?<hr></blockquote> Well, sorta! I do 'work' for government! That's a job, right? Mace

Rob Knight aka Mace reporting in, SIR!!!! rknight1@bigpond.net.au Mace