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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JonS: ... beer mugs. Meanwhile, my telepathic crystals are ...<hr></blockquote> ...really pancakes, and for my phasor I use a...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hanns: I like sheep fat and thick, shaved and smooth with oil slick. Their furry butts turn me on, for the days are very long. They never bitch nor disagree as I pose my rear entry. "Bah Bah" goes their song as I release my swollen dong. Very lucky yes I be, never pregnant are the sheep. Sodomy's my middle name sheep and women are the same. <hr></blockquote> Mein Gott, Hanns I have finally been bested in my passion for sheep! All hale the new Sheep shagger! Mace [ 10-25-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: My understanding is that the best thing a Kiwi can do in CA is go to the beach and pretend he's Australian...<hr></blockquote> Exactly why Stukes and I are looking for sponsors to fund out fact-finding mission to the USA. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: **edited to insult Mace since all Australians hate me anyway**<hr></blockquote> How are you Slappy? Here, sit down in this nice cozy chair and I'll fetch you your slippers and a nice cup of coffee. Then we'll have a little chat. Slappy, Australians don't hate you at all. In fact, we show compassion for all people with major mental disabilities! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...piece of...<hr></blockquote> ...soggy...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Turkish: Yeah, I got it now, to everyone who acted with restraint, one love. <hr></blockquote> We weren't acting with restraint, we were ignoring you. There is a difference! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moriarty: "Aussie" + "culture" = "Yeast" + "infection"?<hr></blockquote> Further, "Yeast" + "Infection" = "Fermentation" + "Process" = "More" + "Beer" Thus, it must be true that: "Aussie" + "culture" = "More" + "Beer" QED! Mace

A report just in The Stuka/Mace telephon has to date raised *tallies proceeds* a big 0! Come on, dig deep, this is the chance of a lifetime to get a bit of Aussie Culture in ya! Mace

Great stuff! Well done! (lol) Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Speedy: Your in luck Mace, Stuka doesn't own any clean undies.<hr></blockquote> Hmmm. I think a NBC suit may be in order. Mace

However, cash donations also accepted with glee, as are bottles of your finest alcohol, young 18 year old college girls, jewelry, and any spare bars of gold you may have lying around! Mace

Question: Did Peng hurl or not? Mace PS inane question asked to stop the MBT falling to second page

Well, bugger! If free beer's involved I'll stow away on the thing, any room in your luggage Stukes? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: As I said, I'd rather die clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Seanachai, as one of the older cesspoolers here, let me offer some advice: don't fall asleep, whatever you do!! Who knows in what strange ways your body will be violated if you do! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Sadly, this is the sort of thing that occurs when one leaves the house to buy food for ungrateful swine, who then log on to the Thread using your sign on and villify you using your own identity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> We knew that. The real Seanachai would have posted his musings in at least 30 paragraphs, which the rest of us would have scanned over quickly and then moved on to something that takes lest time than an afternoon to read. Mace

Lorak, oh Lorak! Just be wary mate, I have intel that ol' Bin baby is a gamey bastard who thinks nothing of using tank crews as infantry, hogs extreme map flanks, and rushes VLs at the last turn. What's worse is that he drops out of a icp/tp game if he's losing!!! Oh, and don't forget to pack a cut-lunch and a thermos of coffee! [serious]Take care mate, I will miss those odd (and I do mean odd) ICQ discussions of ours[/serious] Mace

Has the ink finally run dry for our most-erstwhile scribe? Please fix or do somfink! But all the best Lorak! btw I expect a full explanation in my email ASAP. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: He is much to bashful and shy o post this himself but today is the 40th anniversary of the hatching of Peng.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Babby Hirthday, you 40's SSN, you! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: I am the Yojimbo Squire Slapdragon of the Peng Challenge Thread<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <font color="Green">Gesundheit!</font color> Mace [ 10-18-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: Goes well with a Dopplebock...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmmmmmm...Chippies!* Mace * May be meaningless to non-aussies, but who cares!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem: You stinking yub-yub, I hate you for even reminding me of this terrible crippled abortion-in-celluloid.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Edited, because Shandorf said it first. Dalem, may hobbits nibble at your ankles. Mace [ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

Whoops! You can tell it's getting late. Nothing to see here. move along! [ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: For those of you who haven't been lucky to be on Mace's distribution list. He is sending out pictures of his new Amore ...guarenteed to put you off your tea<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Personally, I think he'd make a fine dandy recruitment poster for the MBT. No one would be game enough to enter after that, and we'de have this place all to ourselves. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CMplayer: Look who's talking about riff-raff: a lambophile who can't tell **** from shinola.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Stand next to this shinola will you mate? *studies CMplayer then the shinola* Whatya mean?! I spotted the difference straight away!!! Mace (PS beddie buy time for this little Macey, give my regards to the Scandinavian countries for me, will ya?)

OK, which nong put a 'garage sale' sign up? We seem to be drawing in the riff-raff looking for a cheap bargain. Mace