Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka: PS. Say what you like about 'Barnsey' but leave AC/DC alone or its gonna git personal.<hr></blockquote> Yeh, there's a line that should never be crossed, and dissing AC/DC is one of those!!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: No, wander on over to Air Iran (Motto: "We Were Terrorists When They Were Just Herding Goats"). Claim your in-flight ski-mask, and try to act anonymous.<hr></blockquote> Us? Anonymous? Both my collegue Stuka and I are going to stand out like sore thumbs given our dashing good looks, uber-intelligence and our rugged Aussie charm. I'm sure we'll certainly impress the lovely hostesses who are more used to seeing the typical Mohammed or Mustafaganda. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>I saved some money by putting Mace into the "Sheep & Sacrificial Livestock" class where he is more likely to find a date.<hr></blockquote> Couldn't find any dates, but there sure were a lot of these little raisin clusters scattered on the deck. <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>What a thoughtful guy I am!<hr></blockquote> Yes, I'll give you that. Especially when thoughts revolve around quarterly 5000% fee increases to cover incidental costs. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: Oh bloody hell!!!!! There is no Santa Claus.<hr></blockquote> Oh I don't know. I thought all my Christmases came at once when I saw you in that sheep costume! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Speedy: Personally I reckon I would like Woomera, lots of dirty foreigners' heads there to bash.<hr></blockquote> *GASP* Speedy, topical? Tell me it isn't so?!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fieldmarshall: BTS LETS HAVE ZONE OF CONTROL!!!<hr></blockquote> Argh! Zones of control model the operational reach of a large military unit in conventional wargames (makes up for the shortfall of not modelling each element within this military unit). Perhaps you need a alternative term for what you're after? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknodathon: the peasants rising from their hovels... watch the battlements, ready the girdle.... fear the peasants <hr></blockquote> Ok, who's in charge of keeping control of peasant infestation? Number's are climbing up again and it's time for another cull. Perhaps Berli can arrange another plague or famine with his four horsemen friends? Anyhow, Yankhisnoddle, please take a number and we mighty Kiinigits may get back to you (*giggle*). Until then SODDDDDD OWRF!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Sir Mace, Knight Commander of Queensland, resident Sheepshagger<hr></blockquote> Queenslander?!!!! Be buggered! I ain't no banana-bending brain dead red neck (PS Hi Stukes) I'm a Victorian, I am! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goanna: Just the sort of extra effort we expect from the Pool's Grand Poobah of Perversion.<hr></blockquote> Well yes, I am a professional! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: Bauhaus, what are you doing there next to Mace in that sheep costume! Sit down! Persephone<hr></blockquote> I always knew I'd look good in a frock! btw, any of you guys want a good time, give me a call. I give great sheep dip. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: that really gets under my skin (down Mace!) (Get it, Mace - skin - like sheep skin?) Ah, never mind<hr></blockquote> OH? Ok then! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka: that sort of thing is best done in the laundry hamper by a trained professional equipped with the necessary rubber hose, cling film and tubs of goose fat.<hr></blockquote> Shows what you know. you forgot the flock of sheep! A trained professional

43 and respect your elders!!!! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goanna: ...and will have enough dosh to keep me in beer and crisps through the end of the series. <hr></blockquote> Crisps?!! I am loathe to say this, but it seems like a little of that Pom academic has rubbed off on you. Mace [ 12-16-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

I've sucked up...I mean I've been nice to Mensch. Do you think he'll leave me anything in his will? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka: Mace has not even returned the setup and so I take that as another surrender (I didn't know Mace was Italian? Man, those guys can surrender quick!)<hr></blockquote> Not so fast, my gull-winged friend! While you are wallowing in self-pitty and loathing as a result of your loss, I shall send the setup to take advantage of the situation! Yes, I can be that cruel! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Brian: Combat Mission players might be interested in my new website: British Airborne Forces and Combat Mission<hr></blockquote> Does it have Bren tripods in it? Regardless, well done mate! Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moriarty: ...page 33 was Mace's inaugural post<hr></blockquote> That makes me Senior Kniggit, 23 pages removed! <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>On page 53 of the MBT, we were graced with <snip> Elvis:<hr></blockquote> That makes Elvis further removed...but not removed far enough in my (dis)honest opinion! Mace [ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

Err....what's a nog? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moriarty: You'll always be a hanger-on in my book, Mace old chap.<hr></blockquote> I suppose it depends on what book! If it's 'the Penthouse top(less) 100', I'll be quite happy to be a hanger-on. btw, have I ever told you of my undying love for you? Mace {edited because I really do care} [ 12-14-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: He's not Australian so I fail to see how that would help <hr></blockquote> Help? It's not supposed to HELP! I just said we should shoot him. Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moriarty: If I understand MrPeng correctly, he was saying that AussieJeff is one of them DownUnder types, right? Hearing nothing to the contrary, I must be right. Ergo, we should let the Aussies assume full control and responsibility for him. As such, if he steps too far out of line, as noted by the Olde Ones and the Justicar, who stands in Lorak's stead, then we demote the senior Aussie Senior Knight, Goanna to Knight, then to serf, then to SSN, then Out. Then we start with the next Aussie Senior Knight, etc., etc. Then, move to Knights. Then to any random Aussie hangers-on (Mace), then to the NZers ...<hr></blockquote> Too complicated. Why don't we just shoot Moriarty instead? Mace btw I have my Kniggit papers!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka: (Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Mace)<hr></blockquote> Sorry, don't smoke, but I will have my fancy struck! Mace

Aye! Well I would saye aye except I'm not a senior Kinnigit due to some technicality. btw, who do I have to sleep with to get promoted around here? Mace

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Stuka: Macey, old fruit-bat, kindly confirm post haste wether or not you have recieved a set-up from me in the last 4 or 5 days. I have been drinking you see, and am at a loss as to what I have may sent to who, if at all. A full audit of my records may be done tonight (if I get time)<hr></blockquote> Stukes, dear banana bending chum, I haven't received anything from you in about a fortnight, but I did send you an email informing you that the scenario I suggested I had already played (Kitty has an unorthodox method of naming files - sometimes these names dont correlate to the original scenario. eg if the scenario was D-Day based, she would name it Macegetsdisemboweled01.txt*) If you would so kindly locate a new scenario with which I can win by such a large margin that you decide to take up playing The Sims<t/m> because it's less stressful, that would be good. Or, perhaps we can go random and let the computer choose forces? Mace * For those concerned, Kitty and I do practice safe file-numbering.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: Whether or not you celebrate the holiday, I wish you and yours a happy one.<hr></blockquote> Oh how sweet, Hiram's wished me a happy sheep. Well, may your sheep be happy too!!! Mace