Mace

It is in Australia, I'm about to give thanks to the beer I plan to consume at lunchtime.

Why are you singling out that monkey and not the other 999,999? That's favoritism that is!!

Umm unfortunately I wont be within the rules if I answered about how it's hanging. But if I were allowed to answer I might say "it's hanging extremely well, thank you for asking"

You know when I see a site named 'good-times.webshots.com' I'd expect at least one thing in a photo from there to be naked.

You lot sure do have some variety in gum flavors over there in the USA.

Now there's a great idea!

You mean politically?

If he's lucky Agnetha Faltskog might drop right on his face.

under the bed wasn't it?

I'm working on it! Just give me some 50 years or so.

Oh look, Abbott's got a new pet. Is it housebroken yet? Can it do tricks? Make it fetch my slippers!

Well off you go then, you're polluting the MBT enough as it is. PS I'd like to say that this is the best Peng thread ever! \m/

While we're having a 'not offended' moment... I'd like to go on record that I, personally, am not offended by NG cavscout.

Oh, and while I'm here, Peng if you're going to eviscerate someone, shouldn't you clean up after yourself? **hoses down the MBT**

Oi! Oi! Oi! Aye, Australia's the place every other country wishes to be. As for Queensland....there's a reason it has 'Queen' in front.

Of course it has! The red Santa suit has been completely edited out.

If you side step a falling tree it may not be.

We're more half-wit than full-wit. Welcome aboard.

Well since this bloke obviously doesn't have a girl friend or any form of social life it'll keep him entertained.

Considering the Justicar's taste for Mormon wives from a bygone era, the question that should be asked is: How many real women will be on the voyage?

Janet Reno?! No! *shudders*

Well I always looked good in blue.

Damn you Peng you fibber (liar liar pants on fire), you have yet to buy ME a drink!!!

I thought you of all people would be used to being mooned?

He reminds you of a car? I'd take it back then, there's not much under the hood.