Mace

*runs in and throws himself under a table to cower* Oooooh! I'm staying here where it's safer with the maggots and 'splodey TNT! There's a big punchup in the MBT. Mace

Hiram, glad to hear your sex change operation went without a hitch. Get better soon. Hugs and Kisses, Mac

He also can drink a lot of beer. Mace

In my case, it was a piece of tonsils and adenoids. Then later a piece of bowel. Mace

In fact, Hans, a few blokes will be around to your house soon to ..err.. have a bit of a chat with you. Mace

Yeh, go them with a big pointy stick. Yes, that's what I said. </font>

And lo, a holy voice did speaketh, ... and the cesspoolers did wail, and there was gnashing of teeth, and the trembling, and emptying of bladders. For the cesspoolers did fall to the ground and begged in unison 'forgive us' And the voice did speaketh again and said..... Mace [ March 14, 2004, 05:12 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Mauled? Mauled is what happens to Western Australians when they step outside and get attacked by the local exotic wildlife. I have nothing to be upset about - Geelong dished it out well, and put the wind up St Kilda and all those wankers who said it would be a walk over. *opportune place for necessary smiley* Mace PS No turn for you! <font size = 1>which is probably wise as all my uber mensch may very well be run over by your unterAFVs</font> [ March 14, 2004, 04:27 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

The intelligence to turn it on? Mace [ March 13, 2004, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Both are mutually exclusive?!! Mace

A week for the hangover to subside? Must have a been a bugger of a blinder then. btw Your bottles still haven't arrived yet. Mace

Peng always recognises the importance of good hygeine. Mace

Peng always recognises the importance of good hygeine. Mace

...and for another twenty-nineth dayeth the faithfulleth dideth awaiteth! Me, I was down at the pub practicing for the Aussie Olympic team for the 'beer scull, vomit, and urinate' event. Mace

*ponders* Oh! >=D *grabs the axe and chases after V42below* Mace

The frequent comings of Gaylord and the frequent goings of Seanachai - these are events of biblical proportions! Anyhow, see you when you return, Seanachai. Mace [ March 09, 2004, 03:54 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Mummy, make the bad men stop!!!! Mace

Easy, sassy_grapes2000 = youngnfunky22. Seems consistent with your previous posting attempts, Gaylord. Mace

Hey, Aces, since you've knighted you can now start a new peng challenge thread. In your state I just know this is going to be interesting!!! Mace

Err sent those bottles yet? Mace [ March 07, 2004, 04:50 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Err sent those bottles yet? Mace [ March 07, 2004, 04:50 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Kitty's gone to bed to catch a cat nap, and shouldn't be disturbed. However as her spokeman, and given that you're one of hers, I can help you out, Aces. I think you've had far too much to drink. I haven't. So what I want is for you to get a good durable recepticle and place all your unopened bottles in it (whisky, vodka, doesn't matter). Then, tie this up good and tight. Got that? Now put a label on it with my address, and then take it down to the postoffice, and mail it to me. *rubs hands with glee* I'll take care of the bottles once they arrive, and you won't have to worry about any more drinking. Mace [ March 07, 2004, 04:39 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Kitty's gone to bed to catch a cat nap, and shouldn't be disturbed. However as her spokeman, and given that you're one of hers, I can help you out, Aces. I think you've had far too much to drink. I haven't. So what I want is for you to get a good durable recepticle and place all your unopened bottles in it (whisky, vodka, doesn't matter). Then, tie this up good and tight. Got that? Now put a label on it with my address, and then take it down to the postoffice, and mail it to me. *rubs hands with glee* I'll take care of the bottles once they arrive, and you won't have to worry about any more drinking. Mace [ March 07, 2004, 04:39 AM: Message edited by: Mace ]

Is it catching? I hope I don't catch it!!! :eek: :mad: :mad: Mace

Is it catching? I hope I don't catch it!!! :eek: :mad: :mad: Mace