Michael Emrys Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 and that, Ladies and Gentlehamsters, was the best Emrys could cough up... Pah...THETIC!! No, it was the worst I could come up with. A fact that you would already be familiar with if it wasn't for your reading comprehension problem which, taken together with all your other learning disabilities, make you exceedingly dumb. Even for an Australian. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 So what's your excuse, Michael? Drugs? Failed infanticide attempt on the part of your parents? In further news, my M10s are holing Boo's StuHs at 1900m. He still hasn't scored a scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 21, 2010 Author Share Posted June 21, 2010 So what's your excuse, Michael? [bolding reinserted] Excuse? Excuse??? I don't need no damned excuse! I am Lord God and Supreme Being of the Peng Challenge Thread! I do whatever I want and you lesser beings can only cringe before my might! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Excuse? Excuse??? I don't need no damned excuse! I am Lord God and Supreme Being of the Peng Challenge Thread! I do whatever I want and you lesser beings can only cringe before my might! MichaelYou're what? You're nothing boyo, you're less than the lint between the toes of an Australian SSN ... you're not a Serf, not a Squire, not a Knight ... you're just a [sNEER] Other Recognized [/sNEER] And not a very good one at that. Joe And, of course, you don't even play the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 So what's your excuse, Michael? Drugs? Failed infanticide attempt on the part of your parents? In further news, my M10s are holing Boo's StuHs at 1900m. He still hasn't scored a scratch. No, that's probably true ... when a StuH hits an M10 there's not enough left to scratch. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I think Boo prefers his StuH's holed...makes them nice and airy...which they need...much like Boo's undies...which are also holed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 I think Boo prefers his StuH's holed...makes them nice and airy...which they need...much like Boo's undies...which are also holed. And you would know this because ... ? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 You're what? Lord God and Supreme Being. Apparently one of the defects you share with Stuka is a lack of reading comprehension. It is a fine point of discrimination which of you is trying hardest to emulate the other. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 And you would know this because ... ? I read the report in your 2009 quasi-annual Justicariate inspection dissertation the 'Ohio Opus', Volume IX, Chapter 43, Sub-section 1a-5, paragraph 33, figure 7.2. It's all there in black and white under "Ohion Thuggish Henchmen Undie Conditions" I must say you are very thorough in your quasi-annual inspections and reports. Almost anal in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 emulate You can't beat a good emulation I always say. You can however beat an Emrys, a Loiusville slugger studded with 9 inch nails and wrapped in razor wire usually does the trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 I read the report in your 2009 quasi-annual Justicariate inspection dissertation the 'Ohio Opus', Volume IX, Chapter 43, Sub-section 1a-5, paragraph 33, figure 7.2. It's all there in black and white under "Ohion Thuggish Henchmen Undie Conditions" I must say you are very thorough in your quasi-annual inspections and reports. Almost anal in fact. HAH! You're caught out on this one lad. It's the Quasi-Annual Inspection, Audit and Review. Had you actually READ one of them you'd know that. Besides, the Gawds have thus far protected me from the fate of having to visit Ohio for any reason and so I've not had to give Boo Radley what would surely be a sub standard report. I shudder to think of the grade YOU'D get. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Lord God and Supreme Being. Apparently one of the defects you share with Stuka is a lack of reading comprehension. It is a fine point of discrimination which of you is trying hardest to emulate the other. Michael Oh I read it and comprehended it ... I just couldn't believe it ... neither could anyone else here. But I suppose you lesser beings have to puff yourselves up somehow to compensate for your failings in real life. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 But I suppose you lesser beings have to puff yourselves up somehow to compensate for your failings in real life. Talking to yourself again, Joe? You know how the doctors warned you about that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 HAH! You're caught out on this one lad. It's the Quasi-Annual Inspection, Audit and Review. Ahh yes, that's the one! I knew I had one or the other cut and rolled into a cylinder on the wall of the outhouse. I must say Joe, that I find your quasi-annual inspection, audit and reviews to be both soft, strong and thoroughly absorbing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 22, 2010 Author Share Posted June 22, 2010 Ahh yes, that's the one! I knew I had one or the other cut and rolled into a cylinder on the wall of the outhouse. I must say Joe, that I find your quasi-annual inspection, audit and reviews to be both soft, strong and thoroughly absorbing... But are they bio-degradable? Notice that I do not ask if they are degraded; that goes without saying. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 22, 2010 Share Posted June 22, 2010 Ahh yes, that's the one! I knew I had one or the other cut and rolled into a cylinder on the wall of the outhouse. I must say Joe, that I find your quasi-annual inspection, audit and reviews to be both soft, strong and thoroughly absorbing... I wouldn't know about that ... here in the good old USofA we have ... wait for it ... INDOOR bathrooms! I know ... and with running water, toilets and toilet paper ... see toilet paper is ... well, it's probably too advanced a concept for an Australian. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I know ... and with running water, toilets and toilet paper ... see toilet paper is ... well, it's probably too advanced a concept for an Australian. Pffffft! Nature gave us gum leaves which we have in bountiful supply, so who needs this .... errr.... how you say 'toilet paper?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Pffffft! Nature gave us gum leaves which we have in bountiful supply, so who needs this .... errr.... how you say 'toilet paper?! Oddly enough, toilet paper is how we say toilet paper. Your head is sort of like a big slab of meat, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Yeah but you say it with a weird goober accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Yeah but you say it with a weird goober accent. A Goober accent ... A GOOBER ACCENT? This from a marble-mouthed Australian who can barely be understood? Of course Boo Radley can barely be understood either but that's because he usually has a mouth full of "chaw" since that's how they roll in Ohio. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 23, 2010 Author Share Posted June 23, 2010 A Goober accent ... A GOOBER ACCENT? This from a marble-mouthed Australian who can barely be understood? You can understand him? What's the deal, the two of you have worked out drooling in code? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 You can understand him? What's the deal, the two of you have worked out drooling in code? Michael Oh I didn't say that I could understand him ... but presumably someone can ... how would the taxi know where to deposit his drunken carcass? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Oh I didn't say that I could understand him ... but presumably someone can ... how would the taxi know where to deposit his drunken carcass? Well if the taxi company would like to give me a call I could make several suggestions of good places to drop him. And from what altitude too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 24, 2010 Share Posted June 24, 2010 My PC is now virus-free. No thanks to you scabrous lot. Like a bat out of hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 24, 2010 Author Share Posted June 24, 2010 Like a bat out of hell. Is that any way to talk about your mom? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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