Boo Radley Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Or, if you are a member of a society who calls a flashlight a flashlight and not a torch, then it's a walker race. But not a walking race. But if you're Dutch, you may skip if you like. Here are the RULES. We are always right and you aren't. Get used to it and get over it. Be nice to the Ladies of the Pool or incur their wrath for they can be quite wroth. Even Lillian Wroth, but that's a reference only the Justicar and Emrys will understand. Maybe. If you are new here, then you are an SSN (Scum Sucking Newby) and have no rights. If you wish to elevate yourself in our eyes then challenge a person to a game of CM by using wit, venom, bile and chutzpah. Do not talk about the manliness of your joy department, for if you do you will be mocked then ignored. Or ignored and mocked at the same time, which is always fun too. Remember the RULES and keep them wholly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Shouldn't you be stuffing yourself with a turducken? Oh, wait. You're hated by everyone, including your family. Almost forgot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Shouldn't you be stuffing yourself with a turducken? Wiki is Michael's best friend. He can't be found there, BTW, but he might be shoved up the duck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Or, if you are a member of a society who calls a flashlight a flashlight and not a torch, then it's a walker race. But not a walking race. I'd hardly call the Merkin nation a society. More like a fossilised aggregation, a coprolith, if you will. Boo, the idea is to blow the rodent away with the .45, not your toe, leaving little to contribute to your diet beyond a smudge of red and a bit of tail. Little point roasting that over an open flame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Certain leftovers from the once great British Empire are large enough for roasting. There would be little point in doing so however, because as usual they—particularly those parts that are scattered below the equator—are tasteless. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I judge this a poor attempt at the rule but an attempt ... and in the case of Boo Radley we have to take what we get and applaud the time it took him to create it ... I would imagine that it's not easy trying to type with a forefinger (singular in his case) that's constantly refreshed with a coating of drool ... and other things that we won't mention. It is acceptable to your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. And he included a diatribe against Goobernations so that's good. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 (Unimportant drivel SNIPPED! because I felt like it) Don't you owe me a turn, coprolite grog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Don't you owe me a turn, coprolite grog? Sure. It's winging its way to you as I write. You have 1 StuG left, and your Tiger is going to run out of room shortly. Then what you gonna do, huh, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Bask in my victory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Has anyone seen / heard from McMarble-Mouth ?? He did a drive-by challenge and fell down drunk, I assume... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 He sent me some frighteningly pointless E-mails centered around a knock-knock joke that culminated in a rap song this last week. Personally, I think it's a cry for help and whomever lives closest to him, should render aid in the form of taking him OUT with extreme prejudice, ASAP. But then I always say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Has anyone seen / heard from McMarble-Mouth ?? He did a drive-by challenge and fell down drunk, I assume... Noba.McMarble-Mouth? You're a fine one to be complaining about the way OGSF talks ... all you Australians sound like you have a mouthful of marbles. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Point of order. Can we still refer to OGSF as being an Oddstraylyun, since he has become a U.S. citizen and is now a proud 'Murican? At what point does Goobernationalism end? Does it ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Wankers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Point of order. Can we still refer to OGSF as being an Oddstraylyun, since he has become a U.S. citizen and is now a proud 'Murican? At what point does Goobernationalism end? Does it ever?Good point ... I suppose if he renounces his Australianness and publicly acknowledges that all countries except for the good ol' USofA are GooberNations and all inhabitants of GooberNations are GooberNationals then we could grant him provisional Non-Goobernational status. Sure he passed the INS testing ... but this is the CessPool ... we have standards to maintain. And really, considering that the US Government was lax enough to let him join doesn't mean we have to tread that slippery path. Plus we haven't seen his MBT Form 56.4/a yet ... nor received his Non-GooberNational Status Change payment. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Wankers . Elvis, you put spaces before your period. Please fix or do somefink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I suppose if he renounces his Australianness and publicly acknowledges that all countries except for the good ol' USofA are GooberNations and all inhabitants of GooberNations are GooberNationals then we could grant him provisional Non-Goobernational status. I don't know. Do you think we can trust him to be really sincere? I mean, after all, man who speak with faux Scottish brogue have forked tongue. Or something... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Elvis, you put spaces before your period. Please fix or do somefink! He was probably trying to get within the ten character minimum limit without adding another word and spoiling his traditional terse interjection. And you know how Joe is on tradition. If Elvis were to change his posting style, Joe might flip out and throw himself under a train. Hmmm. [thinks for a minute] Elvis, could I have a word with you? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 I don't know. Do you think we can trust him to be really sincere? I mean, after all, man who speak with faux Scottish brogue have forked tongue. Or something... MichaelI've actually heard him speaking in real life and he has a a very good Scottish accent ... of course it's him speaking it so it's not like it makes any sense but it sounds good. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 He was probably trying to get within the ten character minimum limit without adding another word and spoiling his traditional terse interjection. And you know how Joe is on tradition. If Elvis were to change his posting style, Joe might flip out and throw himself under a train. Hmmm. [thinks for a minute] Elvis, could I have a word with you? Michael Which word would you be sharing with Elvis ... he doesn't know too many you know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Can't get more UberGoober than a banker from Salt Lake City with Mormon wives.. I mean that's Gooberism taken to several tiers beyond yer normal terra firma immigration control... such a staggering, unabashed and full-on Gooberphile life (who can say whether it is nature or nuture, where it is a gene or something caught down the local Tabernacle?) makes one stand back and watch with wonder at Nature getting a bit wonky... And that just about explains the banker bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 [thinks for a minute] Now we all know thats a lie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 1, 2009 Author Share Posted December 1, 2009 I don't know. Do you think we can trust him to be really sincere? Michael Let's see. OGSF... sincere... OGSF... sincere... Nah. Won't work. Oil and water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Can't get more UberGoober than a banker from Salt Lake City with Mormon wives... Not only that, he was originally from Texas. Now that's not as bad as being born in Oklahoma say—which would be the absolute zero of loserdom—but still pretty far down the list of producing desirable persons. All that said, it's still a part of the USA which is superior to the many non-deodorant using nations of the earth. In short, if Joe were to have an unfortunate accident, like having high tension electrodes jammed into his eyes for instance, our record here would once again be unblemished. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Point of order. Can we still refer to OGSF as being an Oddstraylyun, since he has become a U.S. citizen and is now a proud 'Murican? At what point does Goobernationalism end? Does it ever? When he starts calling soccer by it's correct name, kickball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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