OGSF Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ye're a gitful gittin' gitter o' a git,Boo Radley. Ah were engaged ain a conversation wi' a goobernational. Drawin' on mah rich reserve's o' knowlaidge an' experience, Ah replied tae haes enquiry in goober-speak. Yoo, bein' a stankin' Akronite, hoped tha anythin' said tae anywun was actually bein' said tae yoo. Whain (as usual) tha' were noo tha case, ye started tae cry cos ye did'nae comprehaind tha lofty topic's o' discussion. Run along an' wrrrap ye arrrms aboot Joe Can ye smell sumthin'? Shaw's left leg an' he'll pat ye on tha haid and taill ye at's alrrright. Maybe he'll pat ye haid wi' a feckin' brick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 15, 2009 Author Share Posted December 15, 2009 Ye're a gitful gittin' gitter o' a git,Boo Radley. Ah were engaged ain a conversation wi' a goobernational. Drawin' on mah rich reserve's o' knowlaidge an' experience, Ah replied tae haes enquiry in goober-speak. Yoo, bein' a stankin' Akronite, hoped tha anythin' said tae anywun was actually bein' said tae yoo. Whain (as usual) tha' were noo tha case, ye started tae cry cos ye did'nae comprehaind tha lofty topic's o' discussion. Run along an' wrrrap ye arrrms aboot Joe Can ye smell sumthin'? Shaw's left leg an' he'll pat ye on tha haid and taill ye at's alrrright. Maybe he'll pat ye haid wi' a feckin' brick. Funniest damn thing... I decided enough was enough and I put the above post into the Babelfish translator and all I got back was an overpowering smell of Haggis and BO (Believe it or not, there IS a subtle difference between the two. Not much of one, but it's there). I was not as surprised by this as I thought I'd be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 I will require bribing of course, who will post first bid for my services to turn the faux-scots-git into a wind flute? How about we don't drag you into a particularly filthy alley and render God's justice on you? One would expect you to be so grateful for that enormous gesture of mercy that you would perform any act required of you for the rest of your otherwise useless existence. That is, one would expect it if you were a reasonable facsimile of a normal human being with a decent set of ethics and standards. Being that it's you though, I suppose it would be best simply to leave you in said alley to bleed to death with multiple fractures and wounds. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I plan to visit Colorado next September for the Motocross of Nations event. Tha's all verry waill, asn't at? But where ain Colorado? And at's all assumin' ye hadnae fallen off ye bike an' run o'er yer stupid sailf ain the meantime, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 And at's all assumin' ye hadnae fallen off ye bike an' run o'er yer stupid sailf ain the meantime, eh? That's a pretty major assumption. You sure you want to go that far out on the limb? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Tha's all verry waill, asn't at? But where ain Colorado? And at's all assumin' ye hadnae fallen off ye bike an' run o'er yer stupid sailf ain the meantime, eh? Hmmm, with enough advance notice we could conceivably arrange to meet Stuka in Denver ... OGSF, Berli and of course your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. Think what that would mean lads. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Hmmm, with enough advance notice we could conceivably arrange to meet Stuka in Denver ... OGSF, Berli and of course your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread. Think what that would mean lads. Joe That there is a mormon wife convention going on? That 2012 can't come fast enough? That farmers should hide their sheep? That Berli will dish out a lot of Mondays to you? That the IQ of Colorado will drop significantly? That toga sales will finally pick up? That Colorado may actually run out of alcohol? Someone else can take over answering Joebob. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 That there is a mormon wife convention going on? That 2012 can't come fast enough? That farmers should hide their sheep? That Berli will dish out a lot of Mondays to you? That the IQ of Colorado will drop significantly? That toga sales will finally pick up? That Colorado may actually run out of alcohol? Someone else can take over answering Joebob. Rune Think of the above question from me ... as a Christmas present to all my frien ... colleag ... buddi ... fellow Cesspudlians. Except for rune of course ... who still hasn't bothered to buy Rise of Flight. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Thunder Valley Motocross Park, Lakewood, Colorado on September 25 & 26. Bring plenty of booze........then leave before I get there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 16, 2009 Author Share Posted December 16, 2009 Where a carnation in your lapel, so we'll recognize you. And it'll give us something to aim at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Boo, I think you mean "wear". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 M'Lady, Ah feel Ah must bear some o' tha responsibility fer Boo's cretinous use o' tha language. Ye see, Ah'm thrashin' haim lak a wee sheaf o' thrashee bein' thrashed bah a thrashin' thrasher ain a game o' tha noble CM:AK. Ah am handin' haim haes derrier on a plate. OGSF ain firrrst place, daylight second, Boo nowhere ain sight. At's tae be expected tha' his skill wi' tha letters as sufferin' under tha stress o' bein' thrashed sae handily bah mahsailf. Ah am tha spanker, Boo as tha spankee. Spankee Boo as Ah lak tae call haim. Mah apologies, M'Lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 If Boo wore a thistle in his lapel, I'd slather him up from head to toes and munch his thistle so that he'd not only be recognizable but also wet.. and sticky... and ICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 ... cretinous use o' tha language. You bastard! You just broke my irony meter! And it was my FAVORITE irony meter!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 You should be more concerned about your thistle being munched by a donkey, Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 If Boo wore a thistle in his lapel, I'd slather him up from head to toes and munch his thistle so that he'd not only be recognizable but also wet.. and sticky... and ICK. Waaaaay too much information... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ...and then I'd stick twigs, caterpillars, dried leaves and beetles on him and make walk around like a Boo stick bush thing and if he dried up.. I'd slather him up all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Get a room you two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 ...and then I'd stick twigs, caterpillars, dried leaves and beetles on him and make walk around like a Boo stick bush thing and if he dried up.. I'd slather him up all over again That seems to be a common form of evening entertainment for those native to the Central Ohio area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 You're all a bunch of sickos! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2009 Author Share Posted December 18, 2009 And for the first time in untold decades, Emrys feels a warm sense of comfort. Either he's among his own people, or it's time to change the Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpeakerSpoke Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Wow; what a curious place to install a toilet. This thread is cute, keep up the good work gang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Radley ye git!! Ye left tha door open, did'n ye?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Radley ye git!! Ye left tha door open, did'n ye?! Hmmmph ... no info in his profile and a line from one of his FOUR posts states: As an aside are there any fans of the Bay City Rollers here? I love music... The quality of SSNs these days ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Of course he did. The hand-eye coordination required to grasp a door and close it are beyond the abilities of most thuggish henchmen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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